For the first time, we put a movie on trial that Steven’s never seen! Anthony does his best to help him follow the plot, overcome his submarine-confusion, figure out who’s a bad guy and who’s a good guy, make sense of the accents, ignore some shady green screen, and see the movie’s perfection. Plus, what even is Pertner?

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