As we approach the 500th episode, an unstable surge in chrono-audio energy has begun to affect the timeline of the podcast—classic Speed Force nonsense.

According to leading experts (Cosmic DC), the Speed Force has become self-aware and is now deliberately opening micro-temporal rifts to delay the release of episode 500. Why? Unknown. Possibly out of fear. Possibly out of pettiness. Possibly because Producer Richard once called it “a narrative crutch to explain his failure.”

Whatever the cause, as we begin careening toward 500,  these long-lost episodes are now being flung back into our timeline—out of order, lightly distorted, and absolutely canon. Consider this one of them... Whatever this is, and why it is doing this... it’s afraid of what happens if we hit 500…

Intro Music by Aaron Barry

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