In this episode, ALL of the Goods from the Woods Boys are in the house for the 500th episode of our podcast. First up, Rivers, Sam, and Carter are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios, chuggin' a retro JOLT Cola, and talkin' about Carter's face being all over the 2025 World Series. We answer questions from our beloved listeners and Three Days Grace's "Animal I Have Become" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Then, Rivers hops on the Zoom and catches up with our co-host emeriti, Dr. Pat Reilly and the Sepulveda Cowboy himself, Mr. Goodnight! Thank you to every single one of our listeners! We are so happy to bring the show to you each and every week. Y'all are the best. Follow the show on Twitter @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, Y'ALL! In this episode, Rivers is hangin' out with comedian and comic book man extraordinaire Kyle Clark! Tonight we're taking a haunted tour through the deep woods, desolate fields, and dark alleys of the intersection of the American South and the Midwest. First, we go to the haunted prairies of the Sunflower State! Kansas has LOTS of haunted pizzerias, a minotaur named "Bullsquatch", multiple headless horsemen, and no shortage of real-life maniacs. Then, we take a trip across the river to Missouri! The Show Me State features an unpopular cryptid named "Momo", several ghosts of actors who died in their costumes, and penguins from outer space! AC/DC's "Highway to Hell" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now! Follow Kyle Clark on all forms of social media @KyleClarkIsRad and check out his new comic "Huzzah!" on his Substack. Follow the show on Twitter @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod Most of tonight's stories were sourced from this AMAZING website: https://www.theshadowlands.net

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are THRILLED to welcome our ol' pal, comedian and actor Blake Hamilton! We start things off with an "ultra hydration" drink courtesy of the "Call Her Daddy" podcast crew. The drink is called "UNWELL" and it's literally just seawater. We also talk about Unwell's other partner, the always reliably evil Nestlé Corporation. Next, we take a spooky stroll through Blake's hometown of Huntsville, Alabama. We go through the EXTRA CREEPY YouTube comments left on The Police's classic hit "Every Breath You Take." Tune in now! You're in for a great time! Follow Blake on social media @Blake__Hamilton Follow our show @TheGoodsPod on absolutely everything! Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for an UNCUT video version of the show as well as HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are THRILLED to welcome comedian Lisa Chanoux to the show. We kick things off with a discussion about the recent, boring movies from The Rock and Jared Leto. Next, the we try out an energy drink called "DNA," whose CEO also owns a company called "Grinder," but, like, not that one. We take a look at a Silicon Valley mogul's mysterious closed-door lectures on the Antichrist, and Lisa gives us a tour of her hometown, El Paso, Texas. Speaking of Texas, ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man" is our JAM OF THE WEEK. Tune in, folks. You're gonna love it! Follow Lisa Chanoux on all forms of social media @LisaChanoux and go see Chatterbox Comedy Night every Sunday night at The Chatterbox in Covina, California. Follow our show @TheGoodsPod on absolutely everything! Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for an UNCUT video version of the show as well as HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are THRILLED to welcome comedian and writer Carly Garber to the show! The gang kicks things off by trying a unique peach and oolong-flavored Pepsi from China. Then we talk about a contest Pepsi held in the Philippines during the early '90s, which resulted in riots and the deaths of five people. We also dive into the recent story of the "Q-Anon Shaman," infamous for his role in the January 6th insurrection, and his wild new $40 trillion lawsuit against Donald Trump and James Cameron. Rivers shares the very strange tale of the "Mad Gasser of Mattoon, Illinois," and this week's JAM OF THE WEEK is A Flock of Seagulls' 80s classic "I Ran (So Far Away)". Tune in now, folks, it's a good one! Follow Carly on all forms of social media @CarlyJGarber. Follow our show @TheGoodsPod on absolutely everything! Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for an UNCUT video version of the show as well as HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with comedian and film director Ron Placone! We kick this one off by testing out an energy drink supposedly made by a bunch of Arizona bros in their dorm. Then we talk about the company making thousands of boring A.I. podcasts every week. Ron takes us on a tour of his hometown of Pittsburgh, PA, and Luke Bryan's "That's My Kind of Night" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! This one's a real humdinger! Give us a listen, folks. Follow Ron Placone on all forms of social media @RonPlacone, listen to 1000 Podcast, and watch his movie 'Left At Wall' now on Tubi! Follow our show @TheGoodsPod on absolutely everything! Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for an UNCUT video version of the show as well as HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are THRILLED to be joined once again by everyone's favorite, comedian Anna Valenzuela! We kick this one off by chugging an energy drink made by one of the worst Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Sam talks about his recent controversy on Threads of all places. Then we chat about how WWE will take money from absolutely anybody, including authoritarians and people who sell boxes full of magic. The Beach Boys' "Kokomo" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now, everyone. Follow Anna on all forms of social media @AnnaVisFunny and listen to her album 'Murderpuss', out now on Burn This Records. Follow our show @TheGoodsPod on absolutely everything! Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for an UNCUT video version of the show as well as HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys welcome our old pals, Jordan Morris and "Fast Ronald" Vara, back to Disgraceland Studios for an absolutely hilarious episode! We kick this one off with an energy drink called "Dr. Bum" as well as some novelty Oreos. Carter tells us about going to see Oasis at the Rose Bowl in L.A. Then, we talk about a recent dust-up between two of the president's bureaucrats at a fancy D.C. nightclub. We run down our Top 3 urban legends and The Charlie Daniels Band's "Devil Went Down to Georgia" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Follow Jordan Morris on Instagram @JordanDavidMorris. Listen to his podcasts 'Jordan Jesse Go!' and 'Free With Ads'. Also, pick up a copy of 'Predator: Black, White, and Blood #4' wherever fine comic books are sold! Follow "Fast Ronald" Vara on Instagram @ItsFastRonald and watch his special, 'Flex Your Head', on YouTube! Follow our show @TheGoodsPod on absolutely everything! Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for an UNCUT video version of the show as well as HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers and Carter are THRILLED to welcome comedian and musician Chris Crofton and filmmaker Seth Pomeroy back to Disgraceland for a big fun time! Speaking of fun times, we talk about a man who got a little too comfortable at a KoRn concert in New Jersey. We test out a HORRIBLE energy drink from Alani Nu and talk about their HORRIBLE creators. Woody Allen showed up on a recent appearance on Bill Maher's "Club Random" and Seth and Chris have a new movie! Faith No More's "Epic" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Listen now. Follow Chris Crofton on all forms of social media @TheCroftonShow Follow Seth Pomeroy on all forms of social media @SethPomeroy Follow our show @TheGoodsPod on absolutely everything! Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for an UNCUT video version of the show as well as HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with comedian, filmmaker, and long-time friend of the show, John Ungaro! We chat about John's new baseball-themed slasher film that he's currently raising funds for, 'Basher'. Then we chat about the weird world of fitness influencer Christian Guzman and his mid energy drink 3D. Rivers runs down a couple of news stories involving a man in his 40s getting stuck in a children's tube slide and a man in his 50s attacking a gardener with a dagger while dressed as a medieval jester. We take a tour of John's hometown of Wilmington, Massachusetts, and Toto's "Hold the Line" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Check us out, y'all! Follow John on Instagram @JohUngar Watch the 'Basher' trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QiMIYaA-Ak Enter to win a Goods from the Woods t-shirt by donating to the 'Basher' Kickstarter here: https://tinyurl.com/2mwvvanj Follow our show @TheGoodsPod on absolutely everything! Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for an UNCUT video version of the show as well as HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod