It Can’t Be That Bad

Welcome home baddies, or wherever you are listening... but welcome anyways. The boys are re-joined by Gerg Salais, our old friend, our confidant, and legal advisor. In this episode we visit the greatest High School film, Not Another Teen Movie. Chris Evans holds no bars in the attacking of all tropes High School movies gloss over. Explaining memes, how Christian practices google ratings in his free time, and Alejandro is drunk on liquor filled chocolates. Christian traps Alejandro by setting up great jokes and hating Alejandro for making said joke.  We discover Gerg is accidentally dressed like the lead female. But by the end of the episode we real question if Rom-coms are cute, or creepy... very very thin line between creepy and romantic, just keep that in mind Baddies.

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also you’re a pretty person, and you are loved... not by me... but by someone

 

 

probably...

Lifelong friend, Daddy, Zaddy, and artist, Greg Salais, joins the boys this week as our special guest. We talk baby fat vs. baby cartilage, being a dad during the pandemic, the current state of society and also show off our acting range with our ability to do any accent. Christian and Alejandro read letters to themselves that they wrote as seniors in high school and make a phone call to a super secret best friend. IT'S ALSO GREG'S BIRTHDAY AND WE DECORATED THE STUDIO! F*** YEAH.

 

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OMAHA!!! HUT HUT HIKE! We’re playing football in the yard this week baddies. Alejandro and Christian are joined by Beauty King himself, Kalen Newsome for this hilarious prison movie. Starring The Sandman himself, Adam Sandler, Burnt Reynolds, Chris Rock, and cameos from Nelly, Terry Crews, Michael Irving, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Rob Schneider, Joey Coco Diaz, Joey Coco Diaz’s belly, and Monica from Friends. Kalen schools the boys on how to find deeper meanings in Happy Maddison films, and connects with Alejandro on every football level, Christian learns some football too. Christian related to Brucie the most and Alejandro would be Brucie if he went to prison for any amount of time. The three form a bond and go line dancing and karaoke after the show.

 

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KALEN NEWSOME IS IN TOWN, BADDIES! This episode is by far one of the CRAZIEST episodes in ICBTB history but definitely one of the funniest. Kalen (husband, sailor, athlete, and sh*t talker) joins us in the studio and we talk about Manswers, 1,000 Ways to Die, empanadas, and whether or not we're proud of who we are. Christian is not stupid and needs to work on his freestyles. Alex adopts his new baby, Laura, and brings her to the studio. Kalen apparently isn't likable at first and has a short fuse. We rap battle and almost set off the fire alarm because DEEZ BARZ ARE JUST 2 HAWT.

 

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In the red corner we have the giant lizard, the king of the Titans, straight from the islands of Japan, Godzilla himself! Aaaaannnndddd In the blue corner coming from the center of the Earth via Skull Island, the man, the beast, the legend KIIIIINNNGGGG KOOOONNNNGGG!!!! It’s fight night Baddies and we have the fight of the century, this week we watched Godzilla vs. Kong and it was a trip. As professional movie watchers take our word for it and don’t make the single mistake you can with this film, DON’T ASK A SINGLE QUESTION! Just go with it. Alejandro admits he ruined an unaired ICBTB episode on Godzilla: King of Monsters. And Christian has an answer for every question Alejandro has about Godzilla’s friends. This movie has super intense fighting and I know how silly that sounds about a movie that’s 200% cgi, but Kong shoving his dislocated shoulder back into place is something only the Movie Gods at Universal can come up with. 

 

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IT’S TUESDAY and we’re back at it with another Highly Irrelevant to cheer you up if you had a sad Monday. We talk about dropkicking zombie toddlers, platonic getaways in Lake Tahoe, and whatever happened to the 2 girls from ‘2 Girls 1 Cup’. Christian makes his mom proud and thinks he can fight 20 zombie toddlers. Alejandro hates spam and wants to fight 14 gerbils. If you’re reading this description right now comment “POTATO” below and I’ll say something nice about you for the time you took to read this.

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(Translated For Humans) Hey dawgs! This week we get to travel down under... down under to Mexico! Where we meet a pack of chihuahuas that deal with some of the real difficulties of Mexican-American immigration. Drew Barrymore and Andy Garcia voice two dogs determined to make it back home in Beverly Hills. They need to make it through dog fighting, crossing a merciless desert, and they even hire a coyoté to sneak them across the border. It’s bonkers!!!!

 

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Finn Parker III, AKA, the cutest French bulldog joins us in the studio today along with his human. We talk about dad bods, psychological warfare, dog triathlons and Japanese toilets. Finn farts up a storm and nearly incapacitates us. Christian needs hearing aids and reveals an exclusive fat boy hack. Alejandro consumes 6,000 calories in a day and can prove it. Otis stirs the pot and likes Mayo massages. We try to do an improv scene but it never seems to work out.

 

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April Fools Baddies! Who’s the truest of them all? Today for you we have a very special episode where Christian and Alejandro go over the finer things in life, for example a four out comic book movie epic that took almost a decade to make. You’ve heard about this movie, and you should probably subscribe to HBO Max so you can relive the glory over and over and over. Alejandro let’s all the nerd out and Christian laments on Joss Whedon’s bastardazation of Justice League. We explain Batman’s Knightmare, and we discuss the return of Jared Leto’s Joker. We also want to tell the world about how grateful we are that Baddies exists and as a token of that everything on ICBTB.com will be double the price! (April fools again Baddies... but really check out our store we got new shit for you to spend your tax return on).

 

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As we come to a final close on our last episode, Christian and Alejandro want to wish you Baddies a goodbye. People age, they change, places grow old and life takes turns for changes that are unseen. Reality is a bitch, Baddies. It really is. Leaving this show is one of the hardest things we’ll ever do and we hope this isn’t the true end. For close to two years this has been our release. Our happy place. Our outlet for creativity that means more to us than all the money in the world. Let’s not leave this one on a sad note, Baddies. Stay happy, and remember, It Can’t Be That Bad.