It Can’t Be That Bad

It’s allergy season, it’s starting to get hot, and our glasses are fogging up, but at least it’s Tuesday and we got a new eppy (episode) for you, Baddies. Ya boiz talk about nervous threesomes that will never happen, how weird the concept of “walking” is, how to argue with Raiders fans, and so much more. Christian almost cries in Lake Tahoe and shows the Baddies his lightbulb. Alejandro HATES rolling backpacks and has b** b****. We do an improv scene about rolling backpacks (duh).

 

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Welcome to the Thunderdome Baddies! We have a classic ICBTB episode for you, featuring The Doctor of Wine, Matthew Middleton, who joins Christian and Alejandro. Bradley Cooper plays an out of work, newly sober, world class chef on a quest to redeem himself by rebuilding his team and gaining a third Michelin star. Finally fulfilling a lifelong dream, Matthew welcomes the baddies and does the intro of this one. Alejandro finds a word he’s never seen before in his life during the synopsis. Christian knows the heat of any kitchen is too hot for him, and reveals that he hasn’t seen some of the most pivotal Pixar films. Matthew and Alejandro lament on restaurant drama and Christian is glad he never dealt with that drama twice.

 

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BADDIES! Long time, no see! How long has it been? 7 days since the last Highly Irrelevant? Sheesh, that's too long. This week we are joined by Matthew Middleton AKA Brown B, AKA Lil' Man, AKA Dr. Wine, AKA Alejandro's brother from the same mother. We talk rap careers that ended too early, Matt's new show, "Millennials Drink", and body hair vs. facial hair. Christian doesn't know when cougars hit on him and can never work in a restaurant. Alejandro doesn't want to go to Disneyland in a tank top. Matt spits some HOT HOT HOT fire during our improv scene, falls off of a bike, and talks about what it's like to be a Californian in Texas.

 

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Here’s your mission Baddies. You must go absolutely insane watching this movie created from the mind of Zack Snyder. We watched Sucker Punch, the quasi-video game-part music video-part Hentai film that hits all the notes. Juliet Perry tries her best to control the boys and handles the nitty gritty. Learn about lobotomies, meta-metaphors, and alternate endings that are just the normal ending but way better. Alejandro has some theories of his own, and Christian can’t believe lobotomies are still a thing... look it up, one definitely happened in the time it took you to read this synopsis.

 

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Whoa whoa whoa, simmer down, Baddies. We know you've been waiting all week long for another Highly Irrelevant and we got it here for you fresh out the oven. 17-time Grammy nominee, 3-time Oscar winner, 6-time Kids' Choice Award nominee, and All-time Baddie MVP, Juliet Perry, is BACK. The Sass Queen is in the building and we talk about who we're bringing to the Oscars, tattoos & piercings, scurvy, scabies and whatever the hell 'scavies' is, and proper strip club etiquette. Christian gets agitated and tells us the difference between shish kabobs and Chinese finger traps. Alejandro gets a new tattoo and tells us some fun facts that aren't that fun. Juliet brings chaos wherever she goes and wants to go to Vegas strip clubs. We do an improv scene about a sexy physiology test and a great audition.

 

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To whom it may concern, Please consider this the official Two Weeks Notice on be half of Mr. Alejandro Middleton and one Mr. Christian Baltazar esq. We would first like to thank the Baddies for an opportunity to grow and learn new skills from this job. In an effort to end on good terms we leave you with our last report, featuring Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock, two actors at the precipice of their careers. (Hi, Christian here. Precipice actually means extremely close to danger and failure but Alejandro thinks it sounded good so.. here we are..). And Christian will always remember the time Sandra Bullock as the winner of F@*£, Marry, Kill. Alejandro won’t let go that Hugh Grant messed up ONE time with a lady of the night.

 

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Another Tuesday, another episode, and your two favorite weirdos are back with some facts and information that you can probably just google. What DON'T we talk about on this episode. We talk about our shared fear of the unknown, poking baby cartilage, Scientology, our future bodyguards, and how fast technology is advancing. Christian has a freaky dream as someone else and doesn't want to give Alejandro a key to his house. Alejandro wants to be Christian's manager and teaches the Baddies how to pick up Kate Upton at a bar. We discover that we're an educational podcast and also do an improv scene about some cool aliens that listen to Afroman.

 

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Eclipse; 1. Noun, an obscuring of the light from one celestial body by the passage of another between it and the observer or between it and its source of illumination. "A totally eclipse of the heart"... oh wait what this is another Twilight movie? Oh boy, Baddies, we’re at it again. We meet with our favorite franchise, Twilight. You know the crew already, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, all the friends, but also Bryce Dallas Howard is in this one. Alejandro and Christian are lucky to be joined by self proclaimed “Keeper Of Twilight Lore”, Jordan Schatzel. The Boys finally find a film they enjoy from minute one, all the way to the final credits. Alejandro still doesn’t know the names of anyone except for Jacob. Christian, Alejandro, Jordan, and Bella’s Dad all agree, Alice can get IT. There’s a couple problems with Anna Kendrick's valedictorian speech, but you know, kids will be kids. 

 

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BADDIES! I bet you didn't know there was a Gold Tier when it comes to being a Baddie, huh? Well it exists and it is led by none other than OG Baddie and movie buff, Jordan Schatzel, and SHE'S IN THE BUILDING. We talk about forbidden nicknames, Knight Rider Spoof Reboots, and mailing literal crabs. Alejandro wants Kate Upton to fart in his mouth and punishes his own tears. Christian rolls his first blunt and cries in the car on the way to work. Jordan shows us what a New Mexican accent really sounds like, listens to Otis Redding to feel "good emotions", and recently discovers the "Do Not Disturb" function on Apple Watches. We also do an improv scene about a realtor with a crippling speech impediment.

 

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(Please sing this next sentence like Marilynn Monroe, “Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday Mr. Baddie”. There’s honestly only one place I DON’T want to spend my birthday, and it’s here at Willy’s Wonderland. Starting ICBTB’s muse, Nicolas Kim Coppola, AKA Nicolas Cage, AKA Nic Cage, AKA Nik Kage, aka Nix Rage... sorry, lost it for a second there... This movie is FIREY HOT off the grill and if you want to enjoy it before listening, you should, cause we spoil every second of this film. Anyways, Alejandro admits that Christian is right and it’s a fairly rare moment so enjoy it, Baddies. Christian laments on the extreme mix of friends in the Scooby gang of this film. The Boys debate which animatronic is the prettiest, and which is the scariest. Christian hates the Blair Which Project but loves it enough to use it as a prank. Alejandro attempts to Inception Christian to buy a pinball machine.

 

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