It Can’t Be That Bad

JULIET PERRY IS BACK Y'ALL and she wastes no time to talk about only the most important things on this podcast. We talk about grade school bullies, whether or not if feels good to be a zombie and everything related to death. Alejandro finally shows the world his eyes and likes to spit in other people's mouths. Juliet doesn't want to get pooped on and makes it very clear that she DOES NOT WANT TO GET POOPED ON. Christian doesn't want to fight his dogs and reveals that he does not have a ghost cat. We talk reincarnation, being so small in this universe and why we are/aren't afraid to die.

 

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Jiu-jitsu, noun, a Japanese system of unarmed combat and physical training. ALSO Jiu Jitsu is also a 2020 film starring Nicolas Cage, Tony Jaa, Alain Moussi, and Frank Grillo. The film however has nothing to do with Japan, and has almost zero actual Jiu Jitsu. This movie is some where between a Rugrats adventure and what would happen if a group of stunt doubles found a camera and enough money for ONE actual actor. Christian starts the episode by teaching Alejandro the secrets of Ong-Bak. The Boys play their favorite game with the king of kings, Nicolas Cage. Alejandro wonders when is it a worse time to have amnesia. Also we are still accepting applications for our intern, serious inquiries only please, [email protected]

 

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What it do do, Baddies, your two favorite Zaddies are back with *DJ Khaled voice* anotha one. Christian re-downloads Tik Tok and does the robot challenge. Alejandro looks like a rice farmer and is bettering himself everyday. We talk about soft teeth, hard pizza, half-birthdays and 6 month-old cake. Christian flosses TOO hard and hates PBS. Alejandro wants to do the podcast in an insane asylum and gains 20 lbs during the improv scene.

 

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WE ARE BACK WITH THE PRIMAL PRIMOS (Jeremy Au and Armando Corral Jr.) and this time we defend Road Trip: Beer Pong, starring Julianna Guill, Danny Pudi, and DJ Qualls. If you've never seen this movie, it's okay, we haven't either, but it's on NETFLIX so check it out and then check this episode out. We talk about fighting short people, whether or not this movie is kinda racist, and where the line is between offensive and funny in comedic films and TV. Armando is a middle school hugger and asks about GILF's. Jeremy only watched 15 minutes of the film and loves when we bring it up. Christian doesn't want to watch Alejandro kiss girls.

 

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This week we're joined by the hilarious comedy duo, The Primal Primos (AKA Jeremy Au and Armando Corral Jr.) We talk about ding-dong-ditching when it comes to people's boundaries, the difficulties of comedy, and discuss the romantic origin story of The Primal Primos and their future endeavors. Christian has a long forehead which apparently is the same as a low face. Armando looks at his reflection in car windows when he jogs. Alejandro was a bully that was bullied by an Asian kid with a rolling backpack named Milton. Jeremy shows us the hole in his pants. We do an improv scene about dildos and we still don't know what a sconce is.

 

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HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVE, BADDIES! Thanks for supporting us and listening all through 2020. We love you all and could not be any more grateful. Anyway, we watched the 1994 classic, Airheads, starring Brendan Fraser, Adam Sandler and Steve Buscemi. We get super whacky silly in this episode and even nonsensical at times, or even most of the time. There are SO many cameos (Chris Farley, Michael Richards AKA Kramer, and so much more) in this movie, we almost literally cry during our watch. We sing Auld Lang Syne, tell each other our New Year's Resolutions, devise plans to break into Joe Rogan's studio, and countdown with you all to end the year on a high note.

 

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Finally. FINALLY. It's the last week of 2020, and for a number that usually means perfect eyesight, boy (or girl), was this year a load of duck sh*t. BOOM. Here's one more episode of Highly Irrelevant and we are all over the place in this one. Alejandro is scared of exposed penises in the same room as him. Christian isn't sure if louder streams mean longer logs. Alejandro loves crab and teaches us the truth about crustaceans. We discuss each other's love languages, argue about who would be the wife if we were married and read each other's horoscopes to discover what our birthdays truly mean.

 

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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE or DECEMBER TWENTY-FOURTH if it's just another day to you, we don't judge. Throw on your red and blue glasses made of cheap plastic and boot up that obsolete 3D TV that's forever stuck with soap opera effect because tonight we're defending A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011) starring John Cho, Kal Penn, Neil Patrick Harris, Thomas Lennon, Danny Trejo and so many more people. We talk Covid Christmas, Danny Trejo's Taqueria, John Cho vs. Steven Yuen Death Match, and who we are between Harold and Kumar. Christian hates Polar Express and cries because of it. Alejandro wants you to be high from sniffing glue. We discuss our favorite time of year and can't wait for 2020 to be over.

 

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HELLO and Happy whatever the hell you celebrate during these times. It’s the week of Christmas and what better way to give thanks than to listen to another episode of Highly Irrelevant. We talk about Spongebob conspiracies, ponder the possibility of being friends as children, and discuss how every selfless action is driven by selfish intent. Alejandro gets a present, sings classic Italian opera and is a thick and bald baby. Christian makes his own Lord of the Rings trading cards, explains why H&M made him like women’s fashion and says we’re all fat when we sit down.

 

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HO HO HOLY CRAP we did it again, and by that we mean we're back with another episode with the spunky Becka McKenzie. We defend Fred Claus (2007) starring Vince Vaughn, Rachel Weisz, Paul Giamatti, Elizabeth Banks, Bad CGI Ludacris, Kevin Spacey and SO many more people. We talk the real meaning of Christmas, sibling apologies we've yet to make OR receive, the saddest moments of the movie and nipple science. Becka has a sailor's mouth and secretly flips us off. Christian is offended and doesn't get along with Becka. Alejandro says this is one of his favorite Christmas films and kicks open the door.

 

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