It Can’t Be That Bad

It Can’t Be That Bad

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It Can’t Be That Bad episodes

  • ICBTB's Highly Irrelevant | Becka McKenzie | Oops, Wrong House Again!
    BADDIES! Super mom and dance teacher, Becka McKenzie joins us on the pod this week as our special guest! We talk bad eyesight, witchcraft, moon cycles and interview Becka for an internship. Becka is afraid of new addresses, hates road trips and judges our New Jersey accents. Alejandro gets in the wrong car with his uncle, defends really long names and is great with directions. Christian gets in the wrong van after church, is a pureblood Filipino with some Chinese and Indian blood, and opens up about growth and being too nice.
     
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    https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw
    1 hr 14 min
  • Fatman (2020) | Santa's Got a Gun
    Pour up that whole milk and grab a plate of sugar cookies because Santa is coming to town! Mel Gibson is back and he’s taking on the role of a depressed, alcoholic Santa Claus. It’s a crazy take on your favorite holiday but totally gritty and realistic. The Boys discuss Mel Gibson’s problematic past and Walton Goggin’s bright future. Alejandro thinks this movie is an adult Disney film, not like a porno, but more like if Disney movies were super violent and action packed. The gold shines through the dirt though in this dark comedy that is worth the fun and laughs.
     
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    55 min
  • ICBTB's Highly Irrelevant | If it Ain't There, You Can't Grab it
    Your two favorite Bad Boyz are back at it with another episode of Highly Irrelevant whether you like it or not! This week, we talk about whether Filipinos are Asians or Pacific Islanders, whether Alejandro looks Filipino enough and why Christian is burnt panda. Alejandro is Flick, the drummer elf turned rapper, and spits some fire on the pod. Christian is amazed at the Disco Bear and doesn't know how to survive in the wild or fight a mountain lion. Alejandro destroys the set and gets embarrassed. Taylor Swift's heartbreaks get a shoutout and so do God's children.
     
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    46 min
  • Jingle All the Way (1996) | Haydee Middleton (Alejandro's Mom)
    Ho Ho Ho Baddies! And no that’s not a roll call... it’s finally December and we have a month of fun planned for you all. This week’s movie is such a staple in Alejandro’s household the only person we could have on as a guest is his mother. Haydee Middleton sits down with the boys to dissect Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Christmas classic, Jingle All The Way (1996). In this episode Christian admits he only knows Rita Wilson because of her semi-famous husband. And Alejandro plays a fun game of “how much is Mom allowed to reveal”. Alejandro’s mother gets her mind blown by his earth theory that Sinbad’s character doesn’t actually have a son. Murray Christmas you filthy animals. Also this episode is dedicated to Phil Hartman.
     
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    1 hr 3 min
  • ICBTB's Highly Irrelevant | Christian's First Date | Tinder Hacks
    Happy December, you bad Baddies. Cozy up next to the fire, sip that hot chocolate with those infantile marshmallows and tell your family to shut up so you can listen to this episode. We get a little romantic up in this episode as we discuss our past dating experiences. Alejandro talks about what works and doesn't work with Tinder, Bumble and other dating apps. Christian talks about his first date and why Toy Story 3 means so much to him. The two discuss community college drama classes, being vulnerable and transparent, and Disneyland. Alejandro makes many enemies and Christian sings for the Slept King of the Tigerbelly podcast, Bobby Lee.
     
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    Listen to Christian sing on Episode 2 of Tigerbelly Singing Competition on Tigerbelly's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TigerBelly/posts
     
    #tigerbelly #podcast #joerogan #comedy
    1 hr 3 min
  • The Notebook (2004) | Thanksgiving w/ Otis Parker
    Gather round the table, Baddies, it’s Turkey Day. We watched Otis’ favorite, and the all-time classic romance flick, The Notebook (2004) starring Ryan Gosling, Rachel McAdams and James Marsden.  It’s all discussed in this show meant for you to listen to when you’re eating dinner and don’t want to talk to your family. Otis finally realizes why this movie is named "The Notebook". Christian makes another home run joke asking about the sequel. Alejandro recasts this film with a modern cast and Otis doesn’t know who Timothée Chalamet is. And we ask you, Baddies... Ryan Reynolds or Ryan Gosling?
     
    FOLLOW OTIS PARKER ON IG AND CHECK OUT HIS PHOTOGRAPHY https://www.instagram.com/picsby_op/
     
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    #thenotebook #ryangosling #podcast #comedy
    1 hr 10 min
  • ICBTB's Highly Irrelevant | Otis Parker 2.0 | How to Compliment Women 101
    Otis, the "Sleeper", the "Winker", the "Kisser" and most definitely, the "Lover" is back in the studio, and this time he's touching toes and wide awake. We talk Tiger Woods' recent divorce, Digimon, Naruto, and anime goggles, Thanksgiving with each other and pretty girls with titty glitter. Christian brings back an OG accessory that he hasn't worn in 10 years and knows what redlining is. Alejandro holds a questionnaire and the winner gets to date his hypothetical sister. Otis wants his future children to be singers and actors and tells us the pros and cons of being an athlete.
     
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    https://www.instagram.com/picsby_op/
     
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    52 min
  • Terminator: Dark Fate (2019) | Robots Trying to be Human
    Come with us if you want to live Baddies! This week Christian “T-1000” Baltazar and Alejandro “T-1001” Middleton break down the newest addition to The Terminator franchise. Linda Hamilton is back and lays the SMACK DOWN on anything with a computer chip in it. Alejandro shows Christian the newest robots out of Boston Dynamics. And Christian used this film as his motivation for working out. They both agree that this is the best Terminator in years and could be the best one in the franchise. Alejandro thinks Arnold Schwarzenegger is short and Christian will not stand for such blasphemy. We also ask who wins in a fight, Robocop or the T-800 Terminator?
     
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    1 hr 1 min
  • ICBTB's Highly Irrelevant | Feet First, Hands Last | We're Not Cannibals
    Baddies, Baddies, Baddies. Did you miss us? Too bad, we don't care, because we're back with another episode anyway. We talk about opening a comedy club and come up with the best name ever, whether or not we go with fight or flight when we're full of rage, and the 13 different races of the universe. Christian doesn't like fresh, newborn babies and will only get the Covid-19 Vaccine Pro. Alejandro names all of his facial hair after dinner items and talks about his weird birth. We do an improv scene at a funeral and give a sweet shoutout to a lovely friend and listener.
     
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    54 min
  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) | TEAM ALICE
    We’re barking at the moon for this one Baddies, this week we watched the next installment of the Twilight saga: New Moon starring Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, and Anna Kendrick. Bella is in love, then out of love, then kinda in love, the definitely not in love then goes on a girls trip to Italy, it’s so powerful. We finally get to see werewolves and learn some more about vampire laws and human genocide that is unflinchingly glossed over in a film that takes it’s time in every other scene. This movie only confirms Alejandro’s stance on Team Jacob and makes Christian claim Team Alice.
     
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    1 hr 1 min

About It Can’t Be That Bad

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Bay Area-based comedy podcast where host, Christian Baltazar, has conversations with creative minds, long-time friends, and anyone in between; oh, and they do an improv scene and/or freestyle rap at…