It Can’t Be That Bad

It Can’t Be That Bad

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It Can’t Be That Bad episodes

  • Q(uarantine)&A Episode LIVE!
    Hey there Baddies! Incase you missed our live show we have here the audio from our Live Q(uarantine) & A. The Boys did not know how this was going to go but boy are we happy with where it went. Bird sex, butt holes and the Great Meeting of Christian and Alejandro are all covered in this episode. They use hand sanitizer constantly so don’t worry Baddies the Boys are still doing their part to flatten the curve. Nik Low, Head of the Corrections Department, is in the studio keeps the Boys on track.
    1 hr 28 min
  • Episode 64: The Tuxedo & Sock Dispensers
    Suit up Baddies, Alejandro and Christian are back at it again and this time they have and old friend to help them through the movie. Who’s that old friend you ask… it’s Jackie Chan… their friend is Jackie Chan who is also the star of this film The Tuxedo (2002). Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jason Issac, Debi Mazar, Peter Stormare, and Romany Malco also fill out the cast list for this film. Alejandro complains that Hollywood makes woman spies stupid to make the men look better. And Christian tries to play a game that Alejandro makes up on the spot, they realize quickly that the game only works if you haven’t seen the movie. James Brown appears in this film and steals the show in Alejandro’s opinion. Also The Boys lament on how much trouble horny men have cause the world. Then Christian tells a riveting story involving Real Sex on HBO, “JO-ing” and a nap, and Alejandro says his problems come with clean up not the act itself of “JO-ing”.
    36 min
  • Episode 64: The Tuxedo & Sock Dispensers
    Suit up Baddies, Alejandro and Christian are back at it again and this time they have and old friend to help them through the movie. Who’s that old friend you ask… it’s Jackie Chan… their friend is Jackie Chan who is also the star of this film The Tuxedo (2002). Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jason Issac, Debi Mazar, Peter Stormare, and Romany Malco also fill out the cast list for this film. Alejandro complains that Hollywood makes woman spies stupid to make the men look better. And Christian tries to play a game that Alejandro makes up on the spot, they realize quickly that the game only works if you haven’t seen the movie. James Brown appears in this film and steals the show in Alejandro’s opinion. Also The Boys lament on how much trouble horny men have cause the world. Then Christian tells a riveting story involving Real Sex on HBO, “JO-ing” and a nap, and Alejandro says his problems come with clean up not the act itself of “JO-ing”.
    36 min
  • Episode 63: The Tourist & Quentin Tarantino Presents: Grease
    Oh Hi Baddies! Christian and Alejandro are at it again, this time they take on the modern classic, The Tourist (2010). Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie lead the cast in a cat and mouse chase around Europe, also starring Paul Bettnay, Timothy Dalton, and Rufus Sewell. Alejandro clams to have brought back Converse, and Christian isn’t sold. The Boys imagine, “What if Quentin Tarantino directed Grease?” And Alejandro has a breakdown over Tom Brady, and makes an incredible offer to the players of the Los Angeles Chargers. Christian hates the ending of the movie, but Alejandro loves it. Then to end up the episode Christian and Alejandro give everyone tips on how to get groceries in the panic buying fiasco we’re now live in.
    54 min
  • Episode 63: The Tourist & Quentin Tarantino Presents: Grease
    Oh Hi Baddies! Christian and Alejandro are at it again, this time they take on the modern classic, The Tourist (2010). Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie lead the cast in a cat and mouse chase around Europe, also starring Paul Bettnay, Timothy Dalton, and Rufus Sewell. Alejandro clams to have brought back Converse, and Christian isn’t sold. The Boys imagine, “What if Quentin Tarantino directed Grease?” And Alejandro has a breakdown over Tom Brady, and makes an incredible offer to the players of the Los Angeles Chargers. Christian hates the ending of the movie, but Alejandro loves it. Then to end up the episode Christian and Alejandro give everyone tips on how to get groceries in the panic buying fiasco we’re now live in.
    54 min
  • Episode 62: The Interview & Are Margaritas Gay?
    Comrade Christian and Comrade Alejandro review the Fearless Leader’s least favorite film, The Interview (2014) starring James Franco, Seth Rogan, Lizzy Caplan, and Randall Park. That’s not even touching how many people have cameos in this one, like everyone, Baddies, Rob Lowe, Anders Holm, JGL aka Joseph Gordon Levitt. Alejandro gives us all a lesson in Latin by breaking down the word “helicopter”, it’s pretty meaningless but it makes Alejandro feel smarter when he shares things he learns. Christian and Alejandro are both on the same wave length when they feel like they’re in the wrong decade, but are not on the same wave length when they try singing the same song. The Boys also discuss if Pokemon like their lives and what is inside the Poke-Ball as far as living standards for said Pokemon. They also debate the question, “Are Margaritas Gay?”. SPOILER ALERT: Drinks don’t have genders… also they’re not. They’re not gay… well not all margaritas. Alejandro recounts his semi-close encounter with James Franco and clearly thinks way more of the moment that James Franco does. Then says James Franco is “Ugly Pretty”.
    52 min
  • Episode 62: The Interview & Are Margaritas Gay?

    Comrade Christian and Comrade Alejandro review the Fearless Leader’s least favorite film, The Interview (2014) starring James Franco, Seth Rogan, Lizzy Caplan, and Randall Park. That’s not even touching how many people have cameos in this one, like everyone, Baddies, Rob Lowe, Anders Holm, JGL aka Joseph Gordon Levitt. Alejandro gives us all a lesson in Latin by breaking down the word “helicopter”, it’s pretty meaningless but it makes Alejandro feel smarter when he shares things he learns. Christian and Alejandro are both on the same wave length when they feel like they’re in the wrong decade, but are not on the same wave length when they try singing the same song. The Boys also discuss if Pokemon like their lives and what is inside the Poke-Ball as far as living standards for said Pokemon. They also debate the question, “Are Margaritas Gay?”. SPOILER ALERT: Drinks don’t have genders… also they’re not. They’re not gay… well not all margaritas. Alejandro recounts his semi-close encounter with James Franco and clearly thinks way more of the moment that James Franco does. Then says James Franco is “Ugly Pretty”.

    52 min
  • Episode 61: The Room (2003) & YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, CHRISTIAN w/ Greg Salais
    Your favorite Zaddies are joined by your favorite Daddy, Greg Salais (photographer, fashion designer, improviser), to tackle the iconically terrible film, The Room (2003), starring Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero. They talk everything wrong about the film, and their favorite parts. Greg is almost 30 which apparently means he’s dying. Christian reveals a secret. Alejandro talks about lying on the bathroom floor. Greg talks being a father and also talks about dating older ladies.
    58 min
  • Episode 61: The Room (2003) & YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, CHRISTIAN w/ Greg Salais
    Your favorite Zaddies are joined by your favorite Daddy, Greg Salais (photographer, fashion designer, improviser), to tackle the iconically terrible film, The Room (2003), starring Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero. They talk everything wrong about the film, and their favorite parts. Greg is almost 30 which apparently means he’s dying. Christian reveals a secret. Alejandro talks about lying on the bathroom floor. Greg talks being a father and also talks about dating older ladies.
    58 min
  • Episode 60: Small Soldiers & The Boys Throw Down
    60 EPISODES WHAT?! The boys tackle and defend Small Soldiers (1998) starring Gregory Smith, Kirsten Dunst, Tommy Lee Jones, Phil Hartman, David Cross, Denis Leary, the cast of the Dirty Dozen and the cast of Spinal Tap. Christian throws down. Alejandro thinks he can beat Christian in a Throw Down Show Down. The boys are Thanos and the Hulk. Alejandro loves 7-11 food and has a tight bod. Christian looks good in a sweater from far away.
    46 min

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Bay Area-based comedy podcast where host, Christian Baltazar, has conversations with creative minds, long-time friends, and anyone in between; oh, and they do an improv scene and/or freestyle rap at…