It's All My Fault

It's All My Fault

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  • ... the universe would sure love that!

    At some point opening another installment

    • in this case the eighth season of It's All My Fault - octopical
      • a nonsense diatribe about this life's disconnects...
    • well it becomes a pattern of disconnect itself.

    Let's be honest.

    • We are all lucky that a corporate sponsor stepped in
      • "last-minute" to give us an invigorating blast of corp-speak
      • that got us through this recording...
        • This one.
        • Right here.

    Now you should be aware that these introductions are meaningless blurbs to which I give no thought whatsoever... I literally just type.

    • So yeah... season 8.
    • Ain't that great!

    octopical

    • Episode 1 of 53
    31 min
  • You don't ask for permission to do the right thing. You just don't.

    Finishing up KudBno.1nose has been more challenging than I'd expected. After the last recording where I listed 52 things I'm pretty sure some.1nose something about... well I didn't think a list detailing 53 conundrums of the unknown kind was necessary.

    • Particularly since this whole KudBno.1nose run of recordings started by trying to solve the mystery that is the (w)ussification (sp?) of men arriving now, in this generation. Today.
      • WtF happened to cause this I cannot say definitively...
        • even now after immersing myself in their culture for months.
        • But I have some thoughts.
          • And I even have some good ones.

    KudBno.1nose

    • Episode 53 of 53
    43 min
  • There's one way to fix that. Tell the truth.

    Hello Universe!

    I'll tell you what:

    1. I feel well rested after my 9 day break from recording this drivel.
    2. But that's not what I'm here to talk about.
      1. My life kicking ass like it currently is doesn't mean your life can't do a bit of its own ass kicking...
      2. Hell yeah!

    This being the 52nd episode of season 7, KudBno.1nose - well I thought I better get around to talking about the stuff nobody knows W.t.F. is happening with by compiling a list of 52 things I'm pretty sure somebody does know something about. They just aren't telling the rest of us about it. Why?

    1. I don't know.
    2. I do not know that I will ever know.
    3. Which means we'll have to ask them directly.
    4. Amirite???
    5. ???
    6. ...

    KudBno.1nose

    • Episode 52 of 53
    1 hr 33 min
  • Start being the other thing and I promise the universe will respond.

    This episode may not be all that a

    • 369 tribute

    should be. But just the fact that I've persisted on this project enough to get the chance to bungle the 369th edition... well there's something to be learned here.

    • For me at least.
    • For you, not so much.
      • I mean maybe, it could happen...
        • but don't count on it.

    In fact don't count on anything other than

    • 3 is a magic number.

    Giggity.

    KudBno.1nose

    • Episode 51 of 53
    30 min
  • Something tells me I'm about to be a boyfriend.
    Rather than getting lost in thought about the clones who are glitching (yes, Mitch McConnell I'm looking at you) I get lost in thought about love and relationships.
    1. Especially those of mine that failed to launch.
    2. Both of them.
    KudBno.1nose
    • Episode 50 of 53
    32 min
  • ... but that, that my friend, is what's up.
    What's up U/universe?
    1. Well "that that" apparently.
    But having not re-listened to this recording I can't even say if there's a there behind whatever that that is making reference to... so ... ... yeah.
    1. Language is so silly sometimes.
      1. Well at all times really...
    2. unlike punctuation ...
      1. which is never silly.
      2. Just consistent.
      3. :)
    There's a lot to be said for consistency.
    1. But there's a hell of a lot more to be said about silliness.
    KudBno.1nose
    • Episode 49 of 53
    19 min
  • If you listened this far Spotify, that's why you're listening. But again, you shouldn't be listening to this.

    What's that universe? It's time for a new Spotify ad already???

    1. Yeah whatever...
      1. wait...
    2. You're being serious?
    3. What can I do?
    4. I keep telling people in every recording I post live that they should not listen to this because doing anything active with their lives is a better choice.
    5. ,But...
      1. more and more of them won't do what they're told.
      2. Humans.
      3. So predictable.
        1. Amirite?
          1. Well am I?

    KudBno.1nose

    • Episode 48 of 53
    12 min
  • All we want to do is make a better world. Just like you.

    I have a feeling this is the worst recording out of the 365 I've released thus far.

    1. Ha!
    2. I didn't even realize that was the episode number I was on until right now.
    3. That makes it even more disappointing.
      1. Or, really... I'm more of a leap year kind'a guy anyhow so...
      2. The next one better not be the sunburn blister that this one is.

    KudBno.1nose

    • Episode 47 of 53
    32 min
  • ...and the messiah from the getgo? Well they ain't got that!

    Yeah... messianic chatter is my forte so ending it like I did has to make me wonder wtf I got up to in this here recording. I'm sure

    1. it's not worth your time

    2. but I likely should re-listen to this one

      1. pronto so as to

      2. prepare for the attacks that come

      3. when thinking through

      4. humanity's messiah complex.

    Or ... or

    1. I could just take

    2. a long overdue shower...

    3. ... ...

    4. ...

    Yeah let's do that.

    1. But let's do it like a messiah

    2. ...

    KudBno.1nose

    • Episode 46 of 53

    28 min
  • Ugh... I swore at the end?!?? I can't swear at the end!!
    Phoebe's passing has left a void in my life, both emotionally and practically. Admittedly, the emotional side of it has been overwhelming today, but it started with the physical changes manifesting in this forced new reality.
    1. Like all of life no?
    2. Ok... yes. I thought it was yes all along.
    KudBno.1nose
    • Episode 45 of 53
    22 min

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