It's All My Fault

It's All My Fault

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  • Simple equals fantastic! That's how it goes!
    What was I thinking when I ended that last one like I did? Something like:
    1. "I wonder how abrasive I can be right here at the finish line"
    2. or "let's leave 'em thinkin' hostile thoughts 'bout me"
    3. or "I'm the king of the world!!!"
    4. or something,,, else... even more stupider.
      1. At least I caught myself in real time so I could make up for it right here and now.
    Whether or not I actually succeeded in that effort well...
    1. that's not really my call to make.
    octopical
    • Episode 21 of 53
    31 min
  • I don't know if society does need you.

    In this recording:

    • I mostly find myself trying to work through some of what I've figured out over the last 10 days.
    • In doing so this one is chock full of column AAAY but even more chock filled with column BEEE.

    So... what does that mean for you?

    • Duality is Alive and Kickin'!`

    As is the phrase chock full.

    And probably some other stuff but that's still TBD.

    octopical

    • Episode 20 of 53
    33 min
  • Maybe this whole world gets better. Maybe not.
    I just don't know what to do about the mediocrity of life we're enduring right now...
    • I have ideas mind you - I hate to show up to these things without something productive to share...
      • but productive at this point
        • feels like anything that isn't going to set us further back.
    Ya'nowuteyemeen? octopical
    • Episode 18 of 53
    35 min
  • Technically, this is probably the loudest part.
    Let's see...
    1. talk about weed too much? check
    2. talk about what women think? check
    3. talk about cat pee? check
    4. talk about my favorite 21st century phrase that can't be said aloud nor typed here because it's that offputting? check
    5. talk about my fears as an American? check
    6. talk about other stuff? probably...
    octopical
    • Episode 17 of 53
    1 hr 3 min
  • When you think about a life that's worth living - that is!

    Is this the worst recording yet? I do know it contains the least listenable 5 minutes I've published thus far. Anyone who makes it through this entire recording should:

    1. get a patch ...
    2. to sew onto their sash.
    3. It's that much work.

    But you already knew this so why am I wasting your time?

    octopical

    • Episode 16 of 53
    47 min
  • Come on old man, stop complaining!

    It's been a terrific day. All around. Not one complaint.

    I mean seriously...

    Just one of those Tuesdays that's so nonchalant, so easily strolled through that it's more like a Thursday.

    Of course, it's only 4:49 pm as I'm typing this...

    ... so ...

    ...

    tonight's comedy open mic at the Tavern on 26th might change everything.

    But as of now,

    • what a Tuesday we're having!

    octopical

    • Episode 15 of 53
    32 min
  • People are hard to meet face to face. It's true.
    This is one of those episodes...
    • where I remembered to talk about most of what I got on to talk about
      • - I brought a list ffs -
    • but I forgot the whole 13.13 on the 13th with the 13th episode timing I had to resist last Friday... the 13th.
    Bad luck I guess. But oh well, that sequence of forgetfulness wasn't that interesting anyhow so why I'm bringing all that up now I cannot say.
    • Say other things,
      • sure.
    • But on that particular Friday the 13th loss of opportunity,
      • I cannot say.
    octopical
    • Episode 13 of 53
    35 min
  • You certainly don't want me on the extreme... I know that.

    The only thing that goes right in this one is the concurrent workout routine I manage to complete while recording. I know. Seriously.Go figure... skating... or engage in some other activity that brings joy to yourself. Guaranteed. After all, listening to this recording is one big bicep curl waiting to cramp up. And nobody needs that to deal with. Just me.octopical

    • Episode 12 of 53
    46 min

About It's All My Fault

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Hello universe!

As always, my greatest hope in this lifetime is to somehow, some way, get the chance to see you performing at your absolute best.

That day may not be today... I get…