It's All My Fault

• Not including the 3 CIA agents I speak with directly, at the end of my ravings.
  • I know you guys (gals?) have to listen... or at least you think you do... or whatevz it iz you thinkz.

• But I don't like spoilers so I'll just stfu now.

• Episode 34 of 53

It took me exactly 3 days to fall behind schedule here in August so look for a double dip today so that corrects itself immediately.

Do you know what isn't going to correct itself immediately?

• Turning today's younger male generation into gladiators.
  • It seems that most of them are just straight up pussies at the moment.
  • Of course this isn't their fault It's All My Fault as I've stated some 351 times now... but who's counting?
  • And as you also know, I think a lot of things.
  • So by no means does what I think mean you should be thinking like that.
    • No sir.
    • Uh-uh ma'am.

That's not how things are done around here.

KudBno.1nose

• Episode 33 of 53

As 350th episodes go, I'd say this is my favorite.

• Having only created one of these, admittedly, that isn't as bold of a statement as initially implied.
• Even so, this one is filled with mental mercury of all kinds.

I wander from:

1. thinking I'm a god among men
2. to admitting I can't understand even the simplest of concepts
3. to crying over truths currently being injected into the simulation
4. because sometimes, even I, would rather live with a lie.
5. But you?
6. The bastion of honor and justice that you've become?
7. You're out there conquering all the evil forces currently plaguing humanity... right?
8. Certainly you're doing something better with your time than listening to my drivel... right?

KudBno.1nose

• Episode 32 of 53

Hey Universe... I was thinking maybe here in the first moments of August we should just let bygones be bygones and see this collapsing spacetime mapdot moment as our chance to welcome the good developments individually that a positive outlook collectively generates. Sound good? WateWut?

• No no no, I am listening.

Really???

• No.
• You do not sound like you are kidding.
• 2bh.
• Not even a little bit.

I'm not sure why my attempt to make the most of life from this day forward via a positive mindset for all of us was so out of line that you had to wtf me like that but duly noted.

• Duel.
  • E.
    • Note.
      • Ed.

Sassing back at you? That's what you said???

Whatevz Uni.

1. Today let's just do our best
2. To stay out of each others' way.
3. Duly - oh just forget about it!

KudBno.1nose

• Episode 31 of 53

It's getting late so I'm going to keep this description short, free of any bulletedformatting... even though I feel like I ran on in this one and that type of formatting might be a useful countermeasure.

Hell I start a list to keep track of things right off the bat in this recording... a first for me I believe - but don't hold me to that.list now.

I even suggest helping people firm up their reasons that they "have to shoplift" even though I clearly admit I'm not a member of that club.

So... yeah. With that much going against this one... again... there has got to be something better you could be doing with your time.

You could go buy a bicycle that is priced too low and then sell it for more money but be sure to list it for 20% more than you'll take for real because everyone today needs to feel like they're getting something of a deal.

Or do something else entirely.... Whatever...

... amirite?

KudBno.1nose

• Episode 30 of 53

• No way man.

1. Too hot for that.

• Unless you've got an alien on ice in the cellar.

1. In that case, I'm completely taking back everything I said in this one.
2. But let's face it... if you did have an alien on ice...

• Episode 39 of 53

For once (as you may find out but probably shouldn't) I ended this one with direct intention.

• With that information, I redirect you to the title.

QED

KudBno.1nose

• Episode 28 of 53

Not getting my open mic night performances recorded properly is sooooo lame on my part that I guess I can see why people bring elaborate set-ups to ensure satisfying results.

I mean no f'n way...

...

....will you catch me going to that extreme... even if I realize nothing but lousy outcomes.

• Instead, you will catch me trying to recreate last night's effort (poorly I might add) if you are silly enough to listen through this one to the end.

But you've got better things to do.

• So I'm not worried about that.
  • Right?

KudBno.1nose

• Episode 27 of 53

This one is probably too focused on porn but like a comedy open mic night, porn had to be referenced sooner or later or we're just faking it over here.

I mean if an open mic night were somehow personified and could talk to another open mic night in a similar state of existence, like two porcupines might. in an Over the Hedge comic strip, their topic of conversation could play out along these lines regarding porn.

Ah hell why am I even wasting your time over here... go back to PornHub already!!!

• This isn't worth listening to anyhow.

KudBno.1nose

• Episode 26 of 53

This one ended up a two-parter because I thought I needed to be a bit more critical regarding actions in my past than I was in my initial recording. I'm not sure I accomplished what I intended to in doing so, even with the tacked on opening I'm likely still too easy on myself. But when have I ever accomplished what I intended to with one of these recordings anyhow??? Same old same old I guess. Which means what for you?

• There is a right answer here btw...

  • ... and that wasn't it.

KudBno.1nose

• Episode 25 of 53