It's All My Fault

It's All My Fault

Download on the App Store

It's All My Fault episodes

  • Once again, I felt a little preachy in this one.
    I really, really don't want to tell you how to live your life. So please know anything in this one that sounds that way
    • was unintended.
    Since I haven't relistened to this one yet, I really don't know if this apology is appropriate...
    • but it sure feels like it.
    Regardless, I'm sure I've overlooked an apology along the lines many a time before so if this one is gratuitous.... well...
    • is it really?
      • Is it?
    KudBno.1nose
    • Episode 24 of 53
    51 min
  • Don't be listening to this podcast. Now you know why.
    And just like that I'm back to tell you what to do with your lives.
    • Well, that may not be completely accurate.... since really all I'm saying is don't listen to this podcast.
      • What you do with the rest of your life is really none of my business.
        • So just carry on with that part and I'll go play some golf.
        • Or maybe tennis.
        • Or maybeeee I'll go look for work.
          • Maybe.
          • Or...???
    KudBno.1nose
    • Episode 23 of 53
    52 min
  • ... I would share with the world.
    Here we are at the 339th episode. And look at that: it's 3:39am
    • Seriously?
    I would never have thunk it. Since we're here, I shouldn't be that surprised that this recording is primarily an apology for bumbling my way through the last recording including a full meltdown to finish it all off. The fact that I bumble my way through this one as I attempt to rectify previous missteps... well it could be ironic... but really only to me.
    • To you?
    It'll likely just be annoying af.
    • So at least you;ve got that going for you.
    KudBno.1nose
    • Episode 22 of 53
    17 min
  • Maybe you're not a man.

    All I can say is this one ends with me pounding sand in a sand box I create for myself. Ugh.

    • Conundrums wrapped in riddles glazed in paradoxes laid upon stark truths can do that to a guy.

      • To a 21st century white american male?

      • Well yeah.

      • Even to that guy.

    • I mean this guy.

      • Ah hell.

    Once again I sit here having no idea what any of it means.

    • Or do I?

    KudBno.1nose

    • Episode 21 of 53

    47 min
  • It's only together that we're gonna make this all work. Right?

    As it turns out, I took the first week of my 54th year off from any recording activities. Given the mental maneuvering the month of June demanded... I'm okay with that. Especially given the enormous amount of head stuff in my junk drawer I still haven't gotten too. Yeah. Junk drawer thoughts... what you've always felt were missing from your otherwise perfect life.KudBno.1nose

    • Episode 20 of 53

    33 min
  • It is my birthday after all.

    They say it's your birthday. Duh-nununu-nuna! It's my birthday too yeah!

    • Or ...

    4 score plus half of another score years ago, planet Earth v867-5309 made room for this knucklehead to record nonsense nobody should be listening to.

    • Or.
      • Or...

    too many family holiday obligations in June makes Johnny a dull boy.

    • Or.
      • Or.
        • Ore.
          • Ida.

    Duh.Nununu.Nuna.

    It's my birthday too yeah!

    KudBno.1nose

    • Episode 19 of 53
    31 min
  • We'll still go be angelic... what the hell.

    So...I just smacked a mosquito against the wall and now there's a blood splat remnant of a bug there, one for whom I now have made the decision that they shall no longer exist.

    Why am I telling you this? I have no idea. A lot like all the stuff you'll hear me say in this one.

    Why???

    I have no idea,

    KudBno.1nose

    • Episode 18 of 53

    37 min
  • I miss you Meghan!

    Can I apologize enough for the abomination that this one became???

    1. No.
    2. I can not.
    3. ...
    4. Your turn.
    5. Or something.

    KudBno.1nose

    • Episode 17 of 53
    21 min
  • ...that is bull$#!+

    Hello Universe. I love you all... you know that. Living my values. It was with this initiative that my day unfolded yesterday...

    1. ... and it worked out well.

    2. I got back in touch with my little sister

    3. in a meaningful way

    4. which is more than I accomplish on most days.

    So thank you for that oh Universe my Universe. A win in mid-June is always a huge bonus for a great year. Let's continue the good vibe a bit if we're able. In fact, let's have love be the initiative that supports the second part of the recording here... the part that reminds us all of the roles we're playing enabling, not strong enough... make that inviting, our own lesser outcomes. Barf-o-rama!!!

    1. Amirite?

    KudBno.1nose

    • Episode 16 of 53

    12 min
  • Goodnight!
    Episode 333. Yeah.
    • You know me.
      • Manifesting with thee.
        • Helping all to see.
      • Only together shall we.
        • Meet our potentiality.
          • As a galactic species.
        • Help me count out a one, two, three.
    • To properly recognize humanity!
    Yeah. KudBno.1nose
    • Episode 15 of 53
    25 min

About It's All My Fault

From the publisher's feed

Hello universe!

As always, my greatest hope in this lifetime is to somehow, some way, get the chance to see you performing at your absolute best.

That day may not be today... I get…