It's All My Fault

It's All My Fault

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  • Would I even need to masturbate? Probably not.
    It's now been 59.5 hours since I last got any sleep. Does it affect my effort herein? Oh my yes, very much so. I can't stop the train wreck I've started here so sit back, relax and see if it all turns purple as expected shall I. It's time to pop some corn and pour me some of that delicious apple sauce... if you would... please ...
    • kitty
      • I guess...
        • at this point
        • ?
    KudBno.1nose
    • Episode 4 of 53
    24 min
  • I don't know if I can end it better than that.
    Third time's a charm?
    • Nah.
    I just had the right note written down at the right time.
    • Amirite?
      • ... maybe
    If anything, the inspiration for any intellectual insight belong to Dani and Emily. Good to know as us dumb are getting dumber, some of the smart are getting smarter.
    • ... some of them ...
    KudBno.1nose
    • Episode 3 of 53
    42 min
  • ...what the next thing is that happens in my life.
    Back to it eh? At least in the contrived world of production expectation modeled across the USA.
    • In every place one looks.
    How much longer can we all play our roles before the role we're being asked to play is too much charade to withstand any more? How much longer can we persist in this spiral of outcomes we're all mass denying are inevitable?
    1. Well fortunately I tackle none of that here.
    2. Frankly I don't even know which Egyptian Deity had me type all that out just now but they can politely leave me alone now.
    3. Eh?
    KudBno.1nose
    • Episode 1 of 53
    30 min
  • ...stop listening. So, you're the best!
    Finishing up the 53rd episode of iKudB.Rite was a bit of a chore, but I only have myself to blame. Why do I do these things to myself? I never get around to answering that question so I guess persist in my misery will I... ... now will you?iKudB.Rite
    • Episode 53 of 53
    1 hr 21 min
  • I gotta stop this thing now, right? Sorry Beth.

    Paging one human meat suit to the main gaming area for various NPC duties.

    • no stipend included

    • sweet sandia soda in the watermelon variety should be chillin' in the kitchen

    • listed activities may involve a torrent or two so dress appropriately.

      • And no Roxy... that would not be your pirate costume,

        • that you wore to Shea Stadium for that late late late night Mets game a while back

        • ...when I accidentally called you Beth.

    iKudB.Rite

    • Episode 52 of 53

    1 hr 7 min
  • At least I know what my worst recording is.

    There have been recordings that as I complete them, I'm thinking "That'll do pig, That'll do."

    • I don't relisten.

    • I post asap.

    • I

      . v v a beverage or some yogurt

    • maybe a glass of chocolate milk?

    Then there are the oh-so-common "I wonder what I just' talked about" recordings. ,take a dab or 7... for which I'm known.

    And of course "I can't believe I'm posting this" recordings are strewn about all over the place so don't look too hard...

    they'll find you.

    1. And then there's this recording.

    If ever you were to take a pass, now's the time.

    This one. This one right here.

    Take a pass.

    For your own good.

    iKudB.Rite

    • Episode 51 of 53

    35 min
  • I guess it's time to prove that.
    Here we are at the 50th installment of iKudB.Rite.
    • Obviously this is a sentimental moment for me so the tears should come as no surprise.
      • But that may not be true of everything in this one...
        • Hell even I'm a bit surprised by what goes on in this one.
    iKudB.Rite
    • Episode 50 of 53
    53 min
  • Is shebang the thing?
    It's under an hour. So at least it has that going for it... even if barely. But if you're going to admit to 9 weird beliefs you hold that you think you're right about, well it takes a lot of lot of:
    1. lead time and
    2. weed primed.
    3. Fortunately,
    4. I had plenty of both.
    5. ...
    iKudB.Rite
    • Episode 49 of 53
    56 min
  • Just leave it at that. Thanks for listening.

    This one took three days to bring fully into form and that was for no reason whatsoever. So that's neither a statement on quality nor on length.

    • But since it's longer than most movies these days, this is a statement on length. 89 minutes ffs!! What did I even talk about for that long??!?

    And now gratuitously adding extranonsensecontent here??!? How little self-awareness can I demonstrate?

    Or could I be trying to sabotage my 313th (love Detroit) attempt at creating listenable content intentionally? Subconsciously perhaps... or both?

    I don't even know to be honest.

    I do know that falling into a routine of procrastination is not a problem for me...

    It may be a problem wherein that listenable content creation is concerned... I'll give you that

    But that's just me.

    Having not relistened to it, I'll say the 2nd half is the better half, if you forced me to choose sides.

    But that's just me.

    Also know I'm totally okay listening to a dude trying to keep himself from a full-on break down while not succeeding in the slightest.

    But again...

    That's.

    Just.

    Me.

    iKudB.Rite

    • Episode 48 of 53

    1 hr 29 min

About It's All My Fault

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