It's All My Fault

"Those are not as easy a decision as you think... all you morally superior people."

Yep. I'm back to the quote from the recording veja du play.

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• Episode 37 of 53

I took waaaay too long posting a new recording after my mushroom trip debacle.

Way.

Too.

Long.

Apologies to anyone who might have accidentally endured that shameful statement of "should this guy even dabble in drugs? Let alone use them all the time?"

Cest la vie e Frances?

I attempt to create more listenable content here by appealing to my more tangible self and fall off cliff esoterica in the process.

• Ahhh... so red, white and blue french fried of me...

• e Frances?

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• Episode 36 of 53

I think celebrating one's 300th episode is a human thing, with our 10 fingers and toes routine... But life is what it is... So celebrate I do. Want to see what mushrooms do to me? Well then proceed indeed...

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• Episode 35 of 53

So here we are. Ugh.That place I never thought we'd be... Episode 299. (... and if we're being honest, you never thought we'd end up here either).Which means the next episode is a centurion episode. And, given our bodily arrangement of ten fingers alongside ten toes, those centurion episodes feel magical. Delusional, I know. Especially with all those red headed giants that used to run around with 24 fingers and toes. But I didn't get on here to talk about that...You know what doesn't feel magical? The number 299. Nope.

• That number feels more like:

  • The clearance rack at your local Ross.

  • "Anything in this barrel now JUST $2.99"...

  • Gas prices in an election year

So I guess I shouldn't be that surprised that my 299th recording of the It's All My Fault podcast came off a lot like a bargain bin sale at Filene's Basement.

• You're welcome Massachusetts.

Now GTFO of my way you greedy clearance bin divers, that green blouse over there is f'n mine!!! Booyah!!!!!!

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• Episode 34 of 53

I think it's appropriate to forewarn you that I chatter about god(s) a bit in this one. As a former atheist, that alone might have moved me right along.

If that's how you are, fear not - it's not that kind of god chatter, it's the other kind, the good kind.

Myself, being somewhere between an atheist and an aardvark with regards to my spirituality could lead some to believe I wander into these waters recklessly...

1. Well

2. DUH!

3. My life's a pile of reckless?

Are you f'n kidding me here?

1. Point made? I hope...?

2. I am always in these waters recklessly, just like the rest of us.

For Christ's sake already, let's just get on with the god talk. And will somebody call the holy ghost please???

Now that Christ has made an appearance, you know they'll be pissed if we don't at least make contact and let them know what's going on... that the other 2 are here... So if all that trinity stuff matters, now's the time.

I'll go find their number. I've got it. It's in my phone... ... just let me find my phone first ... hmm ... when did I last have it???

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• Episode 33 of 53

"In so many ways, if I'm going to have a good day, it's dependent on me deciding to have a good day." Okay. Maybe I'm not as big a fan of the

• snagaquote intro

as I thought I was. There is better stuff in this recording than that quote might lead you to believe. I promise you.

Boy.

There I go making another promise I cannot possibly keep. What is with me today?There's likely some stuff that's that bad to endure or even worse, unlistenable... I'm just being real here, amirite? Probably. Let's leave this one at... probably. Think sobriety and I are a match yet? DiDn'T tHiNk Soi!!!

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• Episode 32 of 53

"I do not count the mushrooms because the mushrooms never kicked in. Which they weren't supposed to. Honestly I was eating them to get rid of them.Um... I know that's dumb."

You think that's dumb well I've got 21 minutes and then some of stupidity to offer you that'll make that part look like rocket surgery!

I gotta admit, kinda liking the new snagaquote intro...

Snag-a-quote?

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• Episode 31 of 53

Ahem.

"And no, I don't think there is some trinity of existence to which we're all beholden..."

Apparently I say that and a whole lot more in this one... not sure what to say one way or another past that.

Maybe you'll know what to say next.

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• Episode 30 of 53

I have to admit, I get a little preachy in this one.

• And yes, that says preachy and not peachy... so... do as you will.

Meaning be cautious here. My mood is quite, um, unique.

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• Episode 29 0f 53

Talk about your flippy floppy... this recording is so bipolar I hesitate to post it. I mean how much more evidence of my insanity is the world ready to accommodate?

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• Episode 28 of 53