It's All My Fault

It's 81 minutes long. I'm sure there are Best Picture winners that clocked less screen time than this recording. At least nominees amirite? I'm not even going to say it. At this point you should know better.

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• Episode 47 of 53

• Actually, that may be one subject matter on which I have no humor whatsoever to offer.
• Much, I presume, like the recording attached to this blurb I'm currently composing.

1. Just a thought.
   1. One single thought.

• Episode 46 of 53

I suppose 310 episodes into this project of ultimate self indulgence I should take a moment to reflect a bit and ask 'why aren't things getting better'? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I get that I'm the reason stuff got this way in the first place... but what's up with it getting worse? I don't know if I get the answer right, but I take 9 shots at it.

What do you take 9 shots of?

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• Episode 45 of 53

I hate to say it, but I was pretty excited to record something regarding this concept... and I now sort'a think I blew it.

• I know, I know... you're probably saying I'm being too harsh and that I should quit messing with the formatting, but have you listened?

1. I didn't think so.

   1. Should you listen?

   2. Well... are you seriously asking me that?

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• Episode 44 of 53

Ugh. I ended two in a row that way? Well that's got to stop, right?

This one is:

• more of a one man parody in 3 acts than anything else.

It did send me into a deep hole of wtf a friendship is, like a 4 day hole... but since I'm still in that hole, don't expect this recording to have any of it ironed out.

1. In fact never expect anything of me and

2. We'll all be better off in the long run.

   1. I might even quit f'n around with the limited format tools I'm offered.

3. Just don't count on it.

4. Right?

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• Episode 43 of 53

I like you so I'll tell it to you straight. Don't Listen. Do. Not. Partake. Do Not Download. Do Not Stream to Another Device.Do Not Share with Milton.

Why?

Well...

• For starters,

  • I kindofgettowanderingabit all over the place,

    • meaning I might preview what I'm going to be talking about next, as in 15 seconds from now...

    • only never getting back to it.

      • tangent-ing as I do to a complete non-sequitor that

      • is so unrelated to the topic originally presented that

      • I never reference the initial subject matter again

      • leaving any listener completely unmoored

      • not knowing what to do, or where to go.

    • At all. While,

  • seeding uncertainty in all who might be listening. (unknowingly I might add...)

  • I next clearly forget that

  • my total derailment of the topic at hand

    • eventually has to stop somewhere

    • and attempt to make a point.

      • (Like this outline has done. Repeatedly.)

      • Otherwise... why bother derailing in the first place???

If I'm being honest, this little outline should just become my standard episode description blurb for all future recordings.

1. Easy to read.

2. Dots not numbers.

3. No swearing.

4. Has minimal ellipses...

5. Has only ONE made up word.

What's not to like?

• All words are "made-up", not just ONE as claimed above.

Right Archer?

It would end the loodikrus phakery tactics that dominate my approach currently, like random conversational inclusions for animated characters I have no connection with...

• "like that bytch in third grade who only gave Valentine's cards to six people... SIX PEOPLE?!??!"

So much for not swearing.

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• Episode 42 of 53

Hey Universe! Whatcha been doin'?

As you already know, I haven't been around much lately, just been so busy... soo soo busy. Being unemployed now and all.

You should know that I went AWOL for a better reason this time. I got so immersed in the explosive creativity another project was both demanding and providing that I had no choice but to ride those waves of probability as they were collapsing, maintaining a cooperative rhythm as far as I was permitted until the inevitability of the moment persisted no more and I shot out of the cosmic consequence right exactly here, so as to record this episode. Seriously I did that.

In the 15+ months I've been doing this, I finally got too busy doing other stuff to record myself talking to myself for an audience of me, myself and I? I must slow down already, peppy steps are not my style.

I've got to say that as the reality of it all comes full circle, I'm left wondering if another week off might help me recalibrate this new information without the anguish creeping in as I type...?

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• Episode 41 of 53

• Sometimes, as I bloviate through my thoughts, I find myself thinking "why am I talking about these moments in this manner"?
  • This
  • recording is filled
    • with those moments.
      • Much more than usual
      • which is saying something.

• "because this is what I do."
  • Yep,
    • Disappointing all around.
• Amirite?

• Episode 40 of 53

I forgot to tie my shoes so this all happened...

...

and to say I had a little trouble finishing this one up...

• an obvious understatement.

In fact, tacking segments onto the end of this one got to be so much fun I managed to do it four different times.

At least the final segment finally made its point with brevity.

And the best/worst moment of it all happens in the 3rd part around the 40 minute mark where I sell myself out - to MYSELF.

I didn't even know that was possible until I did it.

I'm such a hypocrite that at times:

• I can barely stand to be inside my own mind
• within the head that sits atop me body.

It's nothing like handling a tarantula as a kid.

• Ya know?

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• Episode 39 of 53

I'm sure you'll agree that it's time for me to work out the actual reasons I quit my job.

• Or at least give it the old college try...!!?!?

However that all breaks down, my bracket busting attempt is here for all to endure.

Enjoy!

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• Episode 38 of 53