It's All My Fault

Here in the 50th installment of iKudB.Rong I find myself in the ironic position of knowing iKudNotB.Rong.

• Not about this! Irony yes. This no.

Bringing in a co-host to work through the wonderful world of animals was a better Friday than the Friday I'd already thought it was going to be.

Which means it was an even awesomer Friday than the awesome Friday I'd envisioned.

If this were what all Fridays were like, I'd never need another Saturday Night Fever again for the rest of my life. Though disco can stick around... I'm kicking that out of the mix.

So....

Wow.

Just wow.

And about this, I could not be wrong.

Thanks Brisa, Chy, Jax and Fatty McCatterson - you mostly rock though one of you rolls!

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• Episode 50 of 53

It's Friday.

And even though I have a job, I can still enjoy today because it's my day off. Yeah. Days off.

And because of roughly 100 other things that come to mind besides it being my day off... but I digress.

And all happens in the next episode anyhow so talk about coming early... or something like that.

What happens here, instead, is a whole lot of God talk.

Yeah I know. It surprised the hell out of me too.

But whatcha gonna do?

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• Episode 49 of 53

Oh Madonna.

• Madonna

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Madonna...

You certainly deserve better than all the risqué locker room talk swirling about in this recording. Of that I'm sure.

I'm also sure that I'll be on your dreamla-la-la-land therapy couch sometime next week so you can properly chastise this here spacetime reality faux pas of mine.

Until then... I bid you adieu. Or should that be au revoir?

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• Episode 48 of 53

Needing a reason to take magic mushrooms...

I do not.

Trying to decide if there is a legit reason not to take them (so as not to experience a negative go-around... ever).

Well, that's a little bit of what this one's all about.

At least I think it is.

At least I hope it is.

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• Episode 47 of 53

I cannot say if this has ever happened prior to today. I seriously doubt it.

But on this day - the 28th of December - in whatever year you determine you want to call this year here we're about to say au revoir to - on this day, I said I would go to work and it would improve my day for the better.

• AND that happened!!!

Really happened.

I swear it's the truth. Not that you should listen in and confirm. You still VERY MUCH shouldn't listen.

I'm just saying that I called it and it actually happened.

Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty sweet huh?

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• Episode 46 of 53

Several trips to the shower, a cookie reevaluation dilemma and an embarassing pile of bathtub dishes all make gratuitous appearances in this one. So you got that going for you...

• !!!!!

• And for crying out loud...

  • If that doesn't say "PASS" - I really really really really really cannot imagine what does for you.

Seriously.

• ?????

• I simply simply simply simply simply cannot imagine what that could be.

  • Amirite??

Seriously.

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• Episode 45 of 53

I am "Dennis-the-Menace" baked for this one.

Ergo, anybody tired of lame comedic efforts only a previous decade might appreciate should find a different dryer to bounce around inside of because this one is on the fluff cycle and the lint screen is so full it's leaving fuzz on everything.

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• Episode 44 of 53

What's that you asked? What's the buzz???

Well... 'twas the day after Christmas so let me tell you what's a'happenin' (and remember to think about today inistead since I don';t want to be giving you no facts and figures):

1. I have got to do something about my spiking libido.

2. This is not to include "jerking off" more

3. Optimally this will include another person.

4. Sub-optimally this will include Electric Barbarella

5. And mushrooms. Whenever Duran Duran is on the scene assume psychedelics are in the limo right behind them...

Committing to working out in the new year and reaping some of the springtime rewards that come with it are where that first thought eventually winds up.

But it's a ride down Porky's lane to get there.

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• Episode 43 of 53

I may have started December off on a dry-cheeked note, but boy-oh-boy am I making up for it here in the final days of 2022.

The sobbing/snotting in this one gets so rampant I had to go blow my nose somewhere other than on the floor next to the dog.

• I KNOW!

How much crying is possible in one of these sit-com lengthed episode like the one herein contained? Clocking in, I might add, perfectly at 22.5 minutes??!?!?!?

• Well come on in and find out.

  • Or don't.

As always, I highly recommend the latter not the former.

And also as always... "but u-do-u".

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• Episode 42 of 53

Lots of questions, very few answers and one forced admission to a humiliating mistake I thought I was incapable of making.

Sometimes life throws you a wedding day on which it rains - amirite Alanis?

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• Episode 41 of 53