It's All My Fault

Okay, listen up y'all. Especially all you Spotifiers.

Let's get 4 things straight!

1. This one's quite literally all for Spotify.

2. And as always, nobody else should be listening to these recordings, not even you suckers on Spotify.

3. But u do u.

4. And I'll be over here trying not to watch.

iKudB.Rong

• Episode 40 of 53

I guess the whirly-swirly day that is Christmas is the type of roller coaster ride that leaves all participants windblown and a little nauseous.

Or maybe that was the insane amount of edibles I consumed while at my parents' house today... however you want to reverse engineer the condition, the advice from here is to go do something better with your life. Seriously.

I mean it.

Anybody want a peanut?

Or a peanut shaped edible?

iKudB.Rong

• Episode 39 of 53

In true "me me me me me me me" fashion, I make our (might -be-made-up) lord-and-savior's Feliz Navidad celebration - you GUESSED it - all about me!

Or do I???

I know that I talk A LOT about how being trained to dislike ourselves can make us capable of anything.

(Even throwing one of our shoes at George Bush's head)

And how breaking that cycle - if YOU'RE trapped within it - is crucial to leading a fulfilling life.

So it's about 92% me me me me me me me!

And 8% other stuff. But as always...

iKudB.Rong

• Episode 38 of 53

Is Christmas Eve the eleventh day of Christmas or is it the twelfth?

Either way it's definitely the day I threw a dirty snot-filled Kleenex directly into my dad's face.

Of this, I could not be wrong.

I just don't know if my pipers were piping or my drummers were drumming in the background as this action took place...

I suppose it was both.

If I'd been listening closely enough. Maybe next year.

iKudB.Rong

• Episode 37 of 53

Somehow this one finishes with me spilling chocolate syrup all over myself.

HA HA HA!

• Wait a sec, did I just type that??

  • Somehow bro??!!?!!?!?

    • Okay okay okay.

To be fair. I am higher than a lucidly dreamt air compressor above my head at tHD by the end of everything here....

And in the grand finale, my mouth is filled to the absolute maximum with Reese's Peanut Butter Chips so yeah... I end up with chocolate syrup all over myself.

Like a lot of us would amirite? Of course I am.

Now excuse me for I've got a hot shower to take and some laundry to attend to.

iKudB.Rong

• Episode 36 of 53

My enthusiasm, much like carmelized onions, is on a slow burn and only getting sweeter.

So I've got that going for me.

Plus, it's Christmas Eve so there's some "water breakage" to celebrate.

So I've got that going for me... but then again...

So do you. Amirite?

iKudB.Rong

• Episode 35 of 53

I can get so stupidly obsessed with details... anybody else? If anything asks "is he on the autism scale?", that'd be it.

Even so, I can, at times, see the bigger picture.

• And I believe that one of those times is now.

  • And I also believe that I'm doing so again and again and again and again.

Talk about having a good day! Am I right?

iKudB.Rong

• Episode 34 of 53

It's still cold.

I have to get to work.

And I said some stuff without crying.

No more time, gotta eat so hi-ho hi-ho... you know the rest.

iKudB.Rong

• Episode 33 of 53

And to think, I actually thought I might make it through December without a single recorded tear falling. Um... that's a negative toast writer.

In fact, some characters from my past deserve their own player sheet analysis in depth since their influence is all over these recordings. Nicole is one such character.

1. Consider her player sheet now complete.

2. Or should that actually be "incomplete"?

Let's just leave it at both.

iKudB.Rong

• Episode 32 of 53

Okay. I know I said I'd stop with the inanity of discussing today's weather...

...

... but since the hour is currently the same as the number of degrees below zero (8)... well, it's cold.

The metal housing of my laptop is freezing my wrists as I type this. That, my "oh-so-oddly-connected-to-me-via-these-recordings-other-human-entity", is f'n cold. REALLY F'N COLD.

Hopefully I talk about something other than how cold it is in this one... but I wouldn't count on it.

iKudB.Rong

• Episode 31 of 53