It's All My Fault

OMFG!

!!!!!!

I really don't want to talk about it yet...

It still really stings that I could have been this dumb.

I thought I had my #*$% together and then BLAMMO!!! This.

^^^^ THIS ^^^^

... even.

And yeah yeah of course... you called it.

I'm, embarassingly, already through with AT&T.

We didn't even make it a frickin' week! Do you know how disappointed I have to be to almost swear in this dexcription blurb? Frickin' pissed!!!

Why do I always get into these kinds of stupid "doomed-from-the-start" relationships!!!!

WHY!??!!??!!

• Oh yeah.

1. Because I need a cell phone.

2. Because they're all the same.

Speaking of all the same... I wonder what Verizon's been up to these days... I should lob them a call... see how they"re doing... yeah ...

iKudB.Rong

• Episode 30 of 53

Taking on Snoop Dogg in a 'mano y mano' Battle de Coolness is a poor choice for most men.

Well, in my opinion - as stated clearly within - for all men.

And women I suppose... although, really, I'd want Grace Kelly's lifetime to think about whether or not I agree with that other gender tack on thought...

But for now?

• Yeah.

• Yep.

• Yess'm.

• Yessir.

• Yougotit.

• Yessindeedy.

We can go with that.

iKudB.Rong

• Episode 29 of 53

I try to make up for the past two recordings' lackluster coherence in this effort. And you know what that means...

Yep.

It means that in the next one I'll be apologizing for the past three recordings while trying to make ammends for, as of yet still, undetected methods of transgression overlooked within this one.

So it goes.

Right Kurt?

iKudB.Rong

• Episode 28 of 53

I had to do something I've never had to do before - immediately clean up the mess that was the previous recording with this:

"wtf follow-up"

less than 5 hours after e0238 posted. Bah. Humbug.

That last one was borderline incoherent.

This one is definitely all the way across the border of coherence... or something like that.

iKudB.Rong

• Episode 27 of 53

I promise there's much less apple sauce love in this one than in my previous recording.

So initial impression:

• it's got that going for it.

This is mostly because:

• who has the time to sing the praises of apple sauce when life is sending you wave after wave of "hells 2 the yeah" moments?

  • Amirite?

    • iRellyKudNotB.Rong...

      • Right?

You see me and life... we been gettin' along pretty, pretty, pretty... .... pretty well lately.

• How 'bout you?

iKudB.Rong

• Episode 26 of 53

I don't know whether to feel a golden showering upon while bathing in the warm flowing waters of the favorite or to be concerned that the squeaky wheel over in the 720 has to be dealt with again.

Either way, my stress... well what stress exactly are we talkin' bout?

iKudB.Rong

• Episode 25 of 53

Like that PitA little brother we all know and love... even if we don't actually have one... well like eveybody's imaginary little $&@% of a brother, I crash in on my big bro like I own the joint.

And since in this case my big bro is the CIA and the joint is Central Intelligence Agency HQ - I probably should have been crashing a different joint altogether...

Nobody acts more irresponsibly with the CIA than this guy.

Seriously. Nobody.

iKudB.Rong

• Episode 24 of 53

I'm not even sure I agree with the statement that ends this recording... but whatcha gonna do?

After all, plenty of people have said that they don't want their privacy taken away... so that's inherently unfair and misleading - at a minimum.

And trust me, whatever my context was, it won't make it a whole lot better as a wrap-up moment...

But then again, I keep telling you not to listen so this little uncertainty shouldn't even be threatening the play button in your life.

Should it?!?!!

iKudB.Rong

• Episode 23 of 53

After going off about having to protect other peoples' daughters, I finally get around to playing some mind games with black widow spiders.

Especially the juvenile alien looking one.

That one may have the upper hand now, but I'll figure him out yet... you'll see.

iKudB.Rong

• Episode 22 of 53

Well boys and girls, it's time to shut this down and ask your parents to play it so you can listen in from the other room.

Because this one is all about illegal drugs. So...

... don't listen. (shhhh, stay quiet)

I know I tell you that all the time. But this time.

Don't listen.

Except if eavesdropping from the other room.

Then...

... in that case,

get your popcorn ready!

iKudB.Rong

• Episode 21 of 53