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Somehow it takes me over seventeen minutes to finally discuss the point I claim to have initiated the recording intending to investigate.
But don't worry, it deteriorates from there because I'm forced to end it rather abruptly with me laughing at a joke I tell myself that is the dumbest joke I've made outloud, in the english language, in at least ten years.
I even say so in real time.
No spoiler intended since you shouldn't be listening to anything herein for any reason imaginable.
But whatever. We all have our sources for that stuff anyhow... amirite?
iKudB.Rong
Episode 20 of 53
There might be some gratuitous mushroom ingestion in this one.
If not (and there might n0t be...), there's definitely talk of it. Lots of talky-talky about fungi-funguy...
Is the elipsis, closed parantheses, comma string run of punctuation an example of unnecessarily redundant punctuating? No??
Why n0t?
Seriously.
Why?
iKudB.Rong
Episode 19 of 53
I use the word "snatch" in this one... and no, not as in "to grab". No my mom would not be proud.
Hell I'm not proud.
However, no edit tool do I use so...
...
... so a little Roscoe-C-Hill-JrHS-Boys'-Locker-Roomie does this one get?
Well what do you think?
Actually don't think.
Just pick all of the above and hope for the best.
[fingers totally crossed for ya!]
iKudB.Rong
Episode 18 of 53
The subpar seven are on full display here as I get a little metric-y in my analysis.
No, no no no no, no.
Nothing as sensible as converting to the metric system.
No, no no no no no.
I mean I talk about the 7 states who still haven't shown up in my download metrics. Duh.
iKudB.Rong
Episode 17 of 53
I get around to pointing out that I may have a point, but immediateIy propose that I could be wrong about that.
So same old, same old.
Just the newest version.
Version 2.0.
Like that Garbage album. The red one.
v2.0.
Amirite?!??!
iKudB.Rong
Episode 16 of 53
Admittedly, it takes a while for this one to get going but don't blame that on the grass not being green enough.
The above mentioned grass is totally different grass. The grass that matters is totally green.
Totally.
iKudB.Rong
Episode 15 of 53
Cryptic much?
Who me?
This here guy?
Neaux ma'am.
I'mma strate shuuter at all timexz.
I sewewarz.
Signed:
Kong, Donkey
iKudB.Rong
Episode 14 of 53
I get a little weirder in this one than usual.
Blame a Patrick Mahomes proximity bomb going off in my bedroom area... After all, that's sure to rattle any Broncos fan out there.
Or in here.
That's how AWEsome that dude is. So AWE 2 me.
iKudB.Rong
Episode 13 of 43
It wasn't intended to be a pre-work bitch session, but like many good pre-work bitch sessions, the unplanned ones are the only ones worth attending.
iKudB.Rong
Episode 12 of 53
Working hard this holiday season? Me too.
Or I should say now I am.
I mean... I did just have 4 days off and I wasn't really working hard then... But now? Oh boy.
Yes ma'am.
Yes'm!
iKudB.Rong
Episode 11 of 53
From the publisher's feed
Hello universe!
As always, my greatest hope in this lifetime is to somehow, some way, get the chance to see you performing at your absolute best.
That day may not be today... I get…
Plainly stated it's become a flustercuck. One that's emerging right now in full cluster. The worst part is that I saw it happening in real time and did nothing to stop it. The blame falls directly on me.
And quite fairly.
For most of my existence I ignored the signs of collapse as they begged to be seen. I pretended the chicanery running rampant across reality would somehow fix itself without intervention.
I watched as truth become maleable, destroying facts in the process. Personal integrity was now a sign of weakness. Reach across the aisle? For what? Only losers compromise.
Winners take all.
Societal accountability? Never heard of it.
I'm clearly at fault for letting things deteriorate the way they did through my decisive inaction. Agree on that we do. However, all of us are now permitting the beat down 21st century life has become.
We aren't winning. Not even a little bit.
We're all bruised. We're all bewildered. We're all rudderless. We're all living as diminished versions of the true selves we arrived here to become. We all know this isn't how it's supposed to be.
Are we ufulfilled fundamentally?
Yep. Sure thing. In fact absolutely positively.
But not broken.
Because never, will I ever, come to a point where I lose my faith in you.
What we are capable of accomplishing by working alongside each other is mind-blowing. Our creative potential knows no limits in this universe! None.
In fact today, together, let's embrace our best selves and bask in the fulfillment that inspires. My humanity is ready to ascend.
I hope yours is too!