It's All My Fault

It's All My Fault

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  • Sometimes, it's too much for me.

    Putting the final episode of season 4 "in the can" sure does feel groovy.

    As you're aware, it was a grind to get to groovy - no doubt about that.

    I think when It's All My Fault finally rests its case... after some future (as of now totally unknown) season of break myself down dancing; at that future date, the opposing counsel will, at the very least, have to concede that somewhere in these 40+ hours of run-on sentence recordings, compiling the totality of all 53 episodes of DoUhave.aPoint?, that I did in fact, have a point.

    Duh.

    Booyah!

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    • Episode 53 of 53

    48 min
  • On paper, that's a big fat: "NO".

    Hello universe.

    1. It may be the time of year for making lists.

    2. It may even be the time of the year for checking them twice.

    3. But whenever, at any time of year, am I checking things off my list like I do during this recording?

    4. Seriously... anybody?

    5. This may very well be the most productive episode I've ever recorded.

    6. ...coule be.

    At least on paper....

    ....

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    • Episode 52 of 53

    31 min
  • Well, yeah.

    Out in the back of the house, where the dryer is keeping the porch warm... well ...I saw a mouse. And, well, full disclosure, I saw the same mouse a grand total of 3 separate times.

    So familiar did I feel we were becoming that I was cycling between Stuart, Mighty and Mickey for the little guy when...

    Frankie overruled with

    • StiffNow Stuart

    • NotVery Mighty

    • and/or Murdered Mickey.

    So... ... yeah... I quit doing laundry.

    AAAAAAnd this recording is NOTHING like any of this cat/mouse mayhem. Not at all.

    Just FYI.

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    • Episode 51 of 53

    35 min
  • ...profane-laced vulgarity. Of course they have. Of course they have.

    I actually did it again. Wait... I did???

    What did I do "again" this time? Will someone please tell me???

    I think I've forgotten what I done broughten more than I thoughten.

    Even if I don't remember, atm, or even athism. it must be something that apparently I considered blurb-worthy not but three minutes earlier than about nowish... hmmm. Mewonderswhatitcouldbe?

    Does the absent-minded-nonsense-filled redundancy persist throughout this one youwonderingyourselfnow?

    Maybe.

    May.

    Be.

    May-bee???

    DoUhave.aPoint

    • Episode 50 of 53

    28 min
  • We can't keep living to this standard ...can we?

    Am I just churning these suckers out or what?

    You'd think I was gettin' paid.

    Or that I was Stephen King.

    Or that I was gettin' paid like Stephen King...

    Have you ever thought about what it'd be like to be gettin' paid like Stephen King?

    Of course you have.

    WE all have thought about what it'd be like to be cashin' checks like Mr. K, am I right?

    AMIRITE!?!!!?!??!?!?!?

    Ephen you Stephen... ephen you my friend.

    GoBoSox!!! (for your eyes only Mr K... only for yeaux)

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    • Episode 49 of 53

    36 min
  • But either way... right? There's no backwards "K".

    Being a stupid American is something I'm really better at than I like to admit at cocktail parties. Those cocktail parties that I'm madly attending in my hallucinated futures.

    You know what else I'm good at besides that and hallucinating futures?

    Being a stupid middle class white American.

    It's like I was born to do it. Literally.

    LITERALLY.

    LITERALLY!

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    • Episode 48 of 53

    37 min
  • Welcome to America. Welkome to Amerika.

    Morning wake and bake on a Monday?

    Well yeah...

    Especially when my Monday is in fact Friday and my Friday is your basic ol' 4th of July holiday in December... so ...

    Booyah!

    Says this guy who only works 4 days this week.

    Wait. I only work 3 days a week...

    Wate wut?

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    • Episode 47 0f 53

    34 min
  • Shall we just part on that note?

    I woke up sober... but by the end of this one, not so much. Oh well, I gotta get to work anyhow so ...late.

    (something else ... ... )

    It's All My Fault e0205

    ...

    ...no

    ...

    Oh yeah.

    I touch on duality. Literally touch it. Bring substance to it... ?

    HA! hahahhaha!

    Yeah right.

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    • Episode 45 of 53

    22 min
  • That'd be a conversation to have behind the veil... wouldn't it?

    I said I'd get back to the whole Black Friday stuff with a p.BF addendum.

    And I definitely follow through on that ...so good on me.

    Then I sidewind into territory even I don't know where I came from/think I was going... so yeah.

    What ensues is some column A and a whole lot of column B.

    Of particular interest to the smokier among us... I do reveal my insider's secret for passing MJ tests. Which, for whatever reason, I keep passing.

    Whatever reason could that be...

    ...

    ....

    .....

    ??????

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    • Episode 44 of 53

    33 min

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Hello universe!

As always, my greatest hope in this lifetime is to somehow, some way, get the chance to see you performing at your absolute best.

That day may not be today... I get…