It's All My Fault

Au revoir mon Google Pixel Deux. (xoxo France!)

I guess this means I can officially stop hating on you...

my now departed Google Pee.v2 ... no more boos4u...

...so there's that.

Unofficially however...

Oh what am I saying??!??

I'm not a hateful being by nature and I will not let Google change that about me.

Let me say that again.

I will do my very best (in the face of all the challenges, known and unknown) not let Google change that about me.

No matter how subversively and relentlessly they go about trying to make that very thing happen.

...

so there's that.

I do hope the thief who absconded with my PeeVeeToo is now as disappointed in the PvTwo experience as I was. He's had it over a week now. That's more than enough time ...

After all, if I'm currently receiving a korrective karmic krotch kick, (however deserved it might be) should not the same comeuppance be due the thief of the moment? Or is their face palm of "wtf was I thinking??!?" reckoning on a twenty year delay cycle like mine was?

Maybe that's how it all works for everyone...

May.

Be.

...

Forgiving thief #8 in my current simulation has been more challenging than it was for the previous 7. I'm still exploring why, so please be kind as you understand and forgive the ugliness of my oh-so-hypocritical digression and I'll kindly move us all along.

Where to?

Seriously? You're asking me?

He who wingeth everythingeth?

Given the "less-than-a-day" relationship I have with my new Nokia x100, understandably, the phone's recording capabilities are still very much untested.

Which is risky given this episode represents my triumphant return from an unexpected sabbatical. But then... I've always been a bit of a risk taker...

AMIRITE?

Of course I am.

As are you.

DoUhave.aPoint?

• Episode 33 of 53

Firstly, and unfortunately foremost(ly)?, my runny nose/sniffling in this recording is terrible. It is TERRIBLE. You've been warned and should heed said warning if that will annoy you. It's persistent.

I apologize ahead of time for creating the issue.

Secondly, and more to the point:

purpose

This, for me, has always been elusive.

Throughout the majority of my life.

In fact, I've spent the past 26 days of silence trying to recalibrate my purpose, as it were.

Successfully?

Ha, as if! As if...

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• Episode 32 of 53

For the past week my initiative has been misguided, counterproductive even.

Leading me to yet another wtf epiphany:

I'm a less independent/more reactive thinker than I am willing to admit...

My brain needs another round of unwashing.

Seems to be my own never ending story.

Wide assortment of personal growth opportunities available for immediate delivery!

• Not later. Right now!

• Start the new you before it's too late!!!

• Before you finish this sentence even...!!!

TGiF amirite?

Um no.

Actually this time I am not, since it's officially Saturday as I type this.

TGiS! Amirite?

Um, again...

no.

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• Episode 31 of 53

It would appear that I was mistaken about all of it.

Every bit of it.

I had none of it right.

Soooooo so so so like me to end up here, like this.

Exceptional American seeks opportunities to be exceptional.

Available immediately.

As if.

Oh and Lilly has a word at some point. Whenever I actually shut up enough to let her speak.

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• Episode 30 of 53

It's time I came out of the closet, officially, as a(n) (ab)user of 'bout and 'cuz.

I don't even know what this self-revealing impulse is all about because I feel no actual shame here.

I do know that this is just the way I was built.

A a conversationalist here, on Earth v.867-5309.

So yeah.

That's what I gag on in this recording...

inside this "born-this-way" monster I've stitched together.

You dare to call me, I'm sorry, "telephone", me... with that poker face you're wearing.

Go ahead.

Do it.

Just do it...

I double-exclamation-point-dare you!!

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• Episode 29 of 53

I didn't make it even 24 hours before awaking and baking brain barf blasting again.

Ha!

So so me, yeah? Yes.

It is.

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• Episode 28 of 53

It's the midpoint of season 4 so naturally, I'm barely awake for the occasion. Awake and baked for the occasion? Well duh ...

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• Episode 27 of 53

I haven't reviewed any of this one so ... there's that.

Even so, my overconfidence has a feeling this is one of my more listenable 20 minute brain barf blasts... at least recently.

Assuming,of course, that any of this clears the bar as "listenable" in the first place.

Which, yes, is an ENORMOUS assumption to entertain.

Enormous enough to justify ALL CAPS? Perhaps, perhaps indeed.

Okay, wtf am I even typing at this point... amirite?

Yes.

Of course I am.

But so are you.

So there's also that.

Amirite?

DoUhave.aPoint?

• Episode 26 of 53

If you are here...

...

well

...

that means you reacted to the title unsteadily and are now pondering ...what precisely...??

If a little more clarity than what the title already conveys could be mined from the land of pithy comments?

How un-pithy of you.

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• Episode 25 of 53

Trying to reorganize the nonsense in my head again. Successfully??? Hard for me to say... you?

Thoughts either way on this one are expected so don't hold back or anything... I mean, like you would ... amirite?

Yeah... I am.

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• Episode 24 of 53