It's All My Fault

I bring home this 3-peet in rare earth fashion when I admit to things my mother would kick me out of Thanksgiving over.

Whenever you get around to laying out your "top 64 (out of 200 total) HEADLINES that if read tomorrow, you'd not be all that shattered by (or something like that)" and finally reveal those shocking top 11...yeah ... and we'll see how many close Mahomies you still be Maclaiming.

Me, I start with zero, I end with zero.

But you?

There might be more at stake here for some of you out there...

eye dunno...

PPPSSS - I would never commit suicide.

In case I need to say that to anyone out there...

do I ...?

Eye shuld n't half 2.

Should I?

...

???

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• Episode 43 of 53

Hot off the presses!

Is that phrase still in use?

I do not know...but I doubt it... whatevs. That's a phrase that I know is still in use.

Speaking of "in use" - I was using the trite "200 headlines that wouldn't gobsmack me as much as you might think they would" trope to make it through the ritualistic nature and self-imposed expectations within the reality that is my own 200th episode when... wouldn't you know it?

• I had to roll the bulk of it into my 201st recording and (spoiler alert) beyond...

In fact, nestled inside here are #137 - #65 of my overall attempt to name 200 headlines that if read tomorrow might only get a 'meh' out of meh. The meatiest of the 3 bone dish is what this 1 turned into.

Or whatevz clichéd response represents 73 items out of 200 - this would be the one that measures up to that chliched level of disinterest.

Kaboom!!!!

Eh tep eh?

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• Episode 42 of 53

Looking for some universal truth this holiday season? Me too. I offer episode 200 of my diatribe series:

• It's All My Fault

as another brick in the wall of pursuit.

So here are the first 63 of my top 200

"headlines that would no longer slap me upside my head if I woke up to them tomorrow..."

Yep.

I have no point here.

Truly. I've become completely irrelevant.

I'm officially pointless.

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• Episode 41 of 53

The numberphile in me gets a little geeky here.

But with 199 of these "in the can" a little geeky should I expect to have gotten given all I done broughten.

I guess.

How goes your geek? Getting its fill lately?

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• Episode 40 of 53

I think I talk about duplicitous behavior in this one... yeah that's the tick... I mean that sounds about right.

There is phobia chatter and shark movie fanfare to wade through... but mostly just nonsense.

As it is above so it goes downwardly into the toilet below...

No?

Know? Neaux?

Oh... n(oh)!

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• Episode 39 of 53

This one's a 'legit' sample of duplicitous-nature-in-action.

If I'm being generous. There may be a wagon-full of my better (?) "natures" revealing themselves (!) in this one.

It certainly feels that way 10 +/- minutes after hitting stop.

So there is that ...without the expected apostrophe. Given all the other gratuitous punctuation you'd think... but nope.

I'm as surprised as you frankly...

Wate wut?

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• Episode 38 of 53

Well, my sense of time is askew, what else is new?

Why yes... I did, in fact, enjoy Sooby-Doo.

They're hazel or green, I think, but definitely not blue.

I often use glue, not just for a shoe.

Of course, of course... no more time to waste, I promise I'm through.

Now how 'bout you?

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• Episode 37 of 53

I'm still very much in 'took-too-much-time-off' form here... so again, my suggestion is you take a pass on listening to this one.

If you are particularly interested in how unlistenable I can become... then by all means dive right in.

Under any other set of circumstances... pass.

As it turns out, this one was recorded in an 'I didn't know I was in a pre-flu fugue state of mind' - seriously.

In fact, so much so, that if I were you I'd take a pass.

Did I mention the disruptive phone handling issue that ruins some of the audio?

Did I mention....??

Pass.

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• Episode 35 of 53

So forgetful can I be.

Not that I forgot about recording over the past 2 months or anything like that. No, the hiatus, (ahem) again, had nothing to do with absent mindedness. Actually strike that. My fingers were moving before my brain was engaging again... again.

Why must I always digress?

No comment.

Back to what I was talking about before I forget.

You see I realize now that I forgot to talk about a number of things that I meant to talk about, including the mysterious properties of prime numbers and their particular relevancy to this episode's recording.

So I'll get on that one next time... I hope? Meaning in the episode immendiately after the synchronicity of occurence was in play?

So fashionably late to my own analysis. I guess.

As I, once again, digress.

I also forgot to drill down how we homo sapien sapiens create emotional energy from nothing, and that process holds its own mysterious properties of engagment in this universe.

Particularly on this spacetime continuum. At this multi-dimensional point of convergence.

This one that I'm sharing with all other conscious entities milling about in anticipation of whatever it is that comes next.

On this planet. Earth v867.5309.

Maybe? May.

Be.

If I remember then what I failed to recall just an hour ago... likely though that may not be... knowing me... and my fault-eee memor-eeeee.

Oh whatevs. At this point even I'm sick of myself.

This is no longer useful in any way.

Not that it ever was.

HA!

Beat you to it.

So cease all further distractions must I...

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

AS IF!!!!

yeah

...as

...

if...

...

but I digress.

wate.wut?

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• Episode 34 of 53