It's All My Fault

Despite the title, and ironically (coincidentally??) for the first time ever... I really think this might be worth your time to listen through. Maybe...

I haven't done that yet myself, so realize I'm talking out my ass here a bit, but I feel like I said some stuff in this one that I might need to re-hear another time or two personally...

So, based solely on that intuition being strong, I say:

"sure, why not give this a go?"

DoUhave.aPoint?

• Episode 3 of 53

What's that cliche about only getting one chance to make a first impression? Ha!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... yeah. Ok.

While I try not to speak with my mouth full of Pluots, June's laboratoryengineeredmostlytastelessbutstilllookslikerealfruit food of the month, I offer you this podcast recording to digest poorly instead.

It's my 161st attempt at making a not-that-alarming-but-still-don't-stick-your-fingers-inside-the-habitrail-first-impression as counter-evidence to the very notion of spacetime you think exists in our shared linear reality.

Do you accept my offer?

If you feel this wasn't quite the rebooted origin back story solo character prequel sequel you would camp overnight to watch again yesterday, well... don't mope 'til ya lose hope in the Pope ya dope!

Instead, go get yourself an Orange Crush and some Ju-Ju-Bees from the 24 hour market down the street and by the time you hear 'em knockin' at the window, IAMF v162 will be up and ready for you to finish off!

DoUhave.aPoint

• Episode 2 of 53

Well well well...

It's All My Fault v4, aptly named:

DoUhave.aPoint?

is finally here!

The nonexistent anticipatory crowds should now pretend to claim how fulfilling this v4 reboot feels compared to last month's v3 reimagining.

Given that a sequential-time-linear-progression exists from 3 to 4, I guess I could fill this space with a combination of compelling words that, given reactions to v4 thus far, might need to check their definition of the word compelling...

Or, I could use these other words instead.

Regardless, with this mental mud flowing freely I decided to fill an hour of recorded time because... um... I had nothing better to do?

No no no... not exactly. I was avoiding doing a different, disgusting-flithy,-where's-my-P.P.E.???-task so... similar, but not the same.

I do fill this hour with spoken words, for the most part. But silence too. Stunned silence actually. Which is the best kind of course.

Well sort of. Except when you're making a recording of yourself talking to yourself. In that situation one should avoid stunned silence. Live and learn.

Amirite? Yep. Probably.

And so these are the words that ultimately filled up this space... huh...? Fascinating.

Well, kind of...

DoUhave.aPoint?

• Episode 1 of 53

Completing a project, late I might add, is never something I enjoy. However, this time I understand I need to move on. Closing this down feels unforced so it's more natural to me than prior efforts.

So... that's why it took over 90 minutes to get this one completed??? Is that why? Seriously.

At most this should've been 45 minutes so... WtF bro?

Get on with it already... do you even have a point? And a week overdue to boot? You're lucky you aren't retaking the class.

late4werk.agin

• Episode 53 of 53

Come share the best moments pulled from the past 51 recording sessions, including any positive reveals that emerged as I listened to all of late4werk.agin one more time through.

If mishaps and whoopsie-daisies are more your thing, the next episode's invoice tallying all the damage I inflicted throughout the process (regretably) might be worth a listen.

For all other interested parties, let's serve up some positive thinking about my 2nd attempt to re-enter the workforce... overlooking just this once, how inexcusably late I was getting it all posted here!!!

late4werk.agin

• Episode 52 of 53

That's not my mom.

That's Lilly!

My anti-heroine-guardian-stalker-angel-delusional-schizophrenic-homeless-trespassing friend is back!

Our conversation is unedited, splattering back and forth in ways you have never heard in spoken form before.

Ever.

Previously in your life.

Ever.

However, Lilly wanted to be the first guest appearance on my podcast, recognition she certainly deserves, so here we go.

To honor her debut in the worldwide public sphere (and the courage she shows conversing herein) I ask you to join me in being kind, forgiving and understanding of the challenges living life as Lilly represents.

late4werk.agin

• Episode 51 of 53

This recording is all over the place and doesn't exactly finish strongly, as the title subtly indicates.

Unfortunately my circuitous approach left too many loose ends needing to be tied up simultaneously..

If that's not deterring you, well then look forward to being disappointed at my inability to remember WtF I was talking about.

Self-imposed tangential distractions - aplenty.

A.

Plenty.

... aka business as usual.

late4werk.agin

• Episode 50 of 53

Watermelon splatter, physical pain and unwinnable mind games will be provided free of charge in this one.

How else does one celebrate another day in paradise?

Amirite Universe??!?!?

late4werk.agin

• Episode 49 of 53

This delusional schizophrenic that you talk to yourself about when you record these dialogues where you're the only one in the audience listening to yourself... well, are you sure you know what you are talking about? No?

Does she talk here in this recording? No?

Do I? No...are you certain???

Good. At least we know that much. Amirite?

late4werk.agin

• Episode 48 of 53

Feels like I'm late or behind on everything lately. Everything that is except for work.

Here we are, in the month of May, and I haven't been late to work once. Seriously.

While I can't explain it all... I still try to, for a bit, in this recording. Sort of.

At least at one point I do. For sure. 4sherrrrr...

...sort of.

late4werk.agin

• Episode 47 of 53