IT'S CALLED PORK ROLL with Dave and Jerry

A pesky life-threatening virus couldn't keep them down! Dave and Jerry return in Episode One Hundred One with their vaccination stories. The boys were also neutered and wormed for the safety of those around them. Also, what foods could you not live without? You don't have to live without Dave and Jerry, back in the saddle wearing their assless chaps in the latest edition of "It's Called Pork Roll."

You've waited your whole life for this...and now it's here! It's Episode ONE HUNDRED!!! You tremble with anticipation as you hit the download button. And, WHAMMO! You are in podcast heaven.

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Dave and Jerry discuss radio listeners, how great they are and how much we love them. Listeners weigh in on the topical question, when should stores and radio stations start playing Christmas music. And, from the both of us to all of you, thank you for your support of this venture. We appreciate it far more than you will ever know.

The latest episode finds Dave reminiscing about his first paying job in radio. Back when music was played on wax cylinders! And magnetic tape cartridges. Kids today will never know the joy of uncued carts and scratchy records. Listeners contributed their all time favorite Thanksgiving Dinner side dishes. Cook up some mashed potatoes and slip on a Cone of Silence and enjoy Episode Ninety Nine!

Dave reveals he has been keeping a journal since he was a teenager. Stories about his job in the mail room at AT&T, dates that fizzled  and how he got started doing party DJ work.  These stories can now be told to the public as the statute of limitations has run out. And a preview of his soon to be released autobiography, "Why I'm So Great" (working title, may be changed upon publication.)  Listeners discuss favorite local restaurants that have closed during the COVID-19 pandemic. Stay safe, stay quarantined and listen to Episode 98.3 of "It's Called Pork Roll with Dave & Jerry."

As of the date of this recording, David Allen Pratt has been in the radio business for THIRTY YEARS! That's a lot of water under the bridge for a guy who claims to just thirty nine years old. Listeners discuss rays of sunshine in a year of Covid as well as the craziest Halloween costumes they've ever seen. All this on a special Halloween edition of It's Called Pork Roll with Dave and Jerry. BOOYAH!

Dave and Jerry reveal one of their all time most secret carnal  desires...to own an Oscar Meyer "Wiener Mobile!" And now, there's a "Nut Mobile" from the Planters company. No girl ever could pass up the chance at romance in a "Wiener Mobile" or a "Nut Mobile!" Meanwhile listeners took part in a poll about candy bars. The results were surprising (and fattening). All in this high sugar episode Ninety Six of "It's Called Pork Roll with Dave and Jerry."

Episode Ninety Five finds Dave and Jerry discussing parenting. Dave is apprehensive about his daughter turning 12 and what it might mean in the future. Taking parenting advice from these two is like taking medical advice from Dr. Demento! Listeners share their Halloween plans in the wake of a Covid pandemic. Never a trick, always a treat with Dave and Jerry and It's Called Pork Roll!

Dave and Jerry thank "Pickled Egg George" for his generous gift of, what else - pickled eggs. Dave has a new app on his phone that reminds him to drink water every hour. He took three bathroom breaks during the recording of the podcast. Listeners discussed what movie or TV show they would star in if their had their choice. Put down that remote and download Episode Ninety Four of "It's Called Pork Roll."

Dave and Jerry discuss the joys of driving New Jersey highways, and all the idiots on the roadways (not you.) This podcast topic: with reading and audiobook listening at an all time high due to the pandemic, which book would you rank as your all time favorite.  Specifically novels, although the boys acknowledge some fine reading between the covers of Playboy, Penthouse, and Biggins! Spend 20 minutes of your COVID 19 isolation with this fine podcast, recommended by 4 out of 5 doctors for chronic insomnia.

Dave and Jerry discuss the struggles of pandemic wight gain. Their bodies are so efficient at storing fat that science calls them a marvel of human evolution. Their tailors call them "portly." Listeners contribute unusual food combinations they enjoy that may seem strange to others (actually some of them see disgusting.)  So grab some celery sticks, smear on some Cool Whip and Tabasco Sauce and enjoy Episode Ninety Two. Just have some Pepto Bismol handy!