IT'S CALLED PORK ROLL with Dave and Jerry

Confucius once said, "It's all about dat bass." Dave was digging around his basement for old girly magazines and found his beloved bass guitar, the one he played while a member of the 80's Super Group "Five For Ransom." He played it til his fingers bled, in December of 2019. Maybe he will form a new band!  Meanwhile, listeners contribute the WORST Christmas gift they ever got. And they got some real stinkers! Enjoy Episode Eighty One. It isn't the worst episode you'll hear. 

What's that smell? It's Dave & Jerry! Dave is in the holiday spirit, in the kitchen baking wonderful treats for his friends. Jerry is wondering where his treats are? Listeners treat the boys to their favorite and not so favorite Christmas songs. You'll be surprised at the overwhelming most disliked tune. An extra long podcast edition for you to snuggle up with for the Christmas Holiday.

Dave & Jerry discuss a pastime which has all but disappeared from our lives these days: board games. Dave still plays games with his daughter, during the brief moments when she puts her phone down. Jerry hasn't played a board game with his family since the very embarrassing Christmas 2013 "Monopoly Incident" of which the statute of limitations is just about to run out. Listeners chime in on whether they are hosting family Christmas or are going somewhere else. Do not pass go without listening to Episode Seventy Nine!

Dave and Jerry analyze the recent "Black Cat Curse" afflicting NFL teams with cats in their names after a stray black cat strolled onto the field during a recent Giants-Cowboys game. Interestingly enough, the cat spent more time in the end zone than did either team! Listeners weigh on on whether they prefer real or fake ... Christmas trees. No question here, as this podcast features 100 percent pure grade A baloney!

The wonder of technology! Dave has discovered SoundCloud, and is in the process of loading up twenty plus years of scoped shows and celebrity interviews. Lots of fun stuff! Non-stop Dave - it's like having him living right there in your home, without the constant raiding of the refrigerator.  Listeners contribute their Black Friday shopping plans, or should we say their lack, thereof. Our early Black Friday Christmas present to you, Episode Seventy Seven.

Busy week for the boys. Dave co-hosted the Storybook Land Christmas lighting and met Santa, who reminded him to leave some pizza and a six pack of PBR out for him Christmas Eve. Jerry just got back from the Disney Food and Wine Festival with a busted belt. Listeners contributed their favorite Thanksgiving side dishes, including Pickled Eggs. So, pass the brussel sprouts and settle in for Episode 76!

Dave is excited about hosting the Storybook Land Christmas Lighting. Jerry recalls his class being  tossed out of there as a 6 year old when a classmate jumped into the Whale pool. Listeners contribute the best places in South Jersey to have an office holiday party. Who knew Taco Bell could be so festive? Be sure to take notes! Strap on your hanging mistletoe hat and snuggle up with Episode Seventy Five!

The leaves are turning colors while Dave and Jerry's hair turns gray. Jerry talks about his most recent Wibbage 94.3 Road trip to the Finger Lakes of New York. They visited several wineries. Jerry can't remember some of them, but apparently he had a good time and kept his pants on for most of the trip. Listeners contribute their favorite desserts, some of which nearly propel the boys into diabetic coma just imagining eat them. So, get out your whipped cream and have some fun with this latest podcast tour de force from Dave and Jerry!

Halloween is over. Dave & Jerry are on a sugar high from all the Candy Corn and Good N Plentys they devoured. Thanksgiving is coming, and it can't come too soon. The boys have birds on their minds. Listeners contribute their thoughts on whether they are coffee or tea drinkers. D&J followers are especially fond of Irish Coffee and Long Island Iced Tea. So sit back in front of a roaring fire with your airpods, eat up those unclaimed Halloween Circus Peanuts and enjoy a good tea bagging with "It's Called Pork Roll" Episode Seventy Three!

Fall is here, and it's a little nippy out (he said "nippy" tee hee). Dave has discovered a new app for cleaning out his house of unwanted stuff, called Decluttr and so far has sold everything but the cat. The boys discuss an age old problem that affects every one of us: when to put up Christmas decorations. Listeners tell of when THEY do the deed (um, the Christmas decorations). Looking to waste 19 minutes of your life that you'll never get back? Then Episode 72 is for YOU!