It's Five O'Clock Somewhere

It's Five O'Clock Somewhere

By Gill Sims Jo MiddletonComedyParentingKids & Family
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere episodes

  • Moonsand and M.I.L.Fs

    Join us this week to discover why Jo was crying in a field full of cows and why Gill is a very bad feminist, as we also chat about the etiquette of feeding other people's children Haribo (timing is everything), the joy of revenge gifting to relatives' children, the dangers of consulting Dr Google (death inevitably is the diagnosis) and proffer some dubious sex advice.

    31 min
  • Halloween Special

    Today Gill is being a Halloween Grinch, Jo is traumatising Gill with her Halloween costume, Jo's mum causes distress through the medium of crochet, and there are also some spooooky sex tips and a few ghostly dilemmas.

    29 min
  • Doughnuts and Dirty Dreams

    This week, we're chatting about the perils of day drinking, sex dreams involving the Royal Family, why you should never eat anything your child makes at nursery, Brownies vs Cubs (we discuss it, there isn't a live fight as we pit children against each other and run a book!) and answer listeners' questions about single parenting and snoring.

    36 min
  • Martial Arts and NHS Lube

    In this episode we're chatting about where (and where not) to meet men if you're single; sex in a Pizza Express (frowned upon, also unrelated to the previous topic), what 'prescription lube' might actually entail and various other random topics that take our fancy as we finish our cocktails.

    31 min
  • New Year's Day Special

    It's a New Year, and a new us. Well, it's not. We are full of good intentions to become better people, but given we are discussing the time Gill drank the boozy syrup out the bowl from soaking her Christmas cake, and Jo admits to the time her profiteroles went wrong so she just ate the chocolate and cream, it is unlikely to happen any time soon. We're also talking resolutions and whether they are a good thing or a bad thing!

    31 min

About It's Five O'Clock Somewhere

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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere is a hilarious podcast from authors, bloggers and great friends, Jo Middleton and Gill Sims. In it, Gill and Jo kick back with a cocktail, and have a bit of fun discussing random topics including but not limited to, parenting, hormones, menopause, weird nineties sex tips, and relationships. Oh, and we also proffer advice we are in no way qualified to give in our regular problem page slot.

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