Brigid and Kellie continue our seasonal sign deep dives with a look at some of our favorite Aries who are forever doing the most. After a rundown of Aries fundamentals (1:00 - 13:40), we discuss some (not at all) new Aries-related topics, including our French-Canadian mom Celine Dion (17:05 - 22:25), Bob Costas’s diseased eyeball (41:10 - 41:50), and NFL head coaches (51:25 - 56:25 and 01:01:50 - 01:05:50). Do you have the contact information of any of our Noted Aries crushes? Send it to us at @ItsHandledPod or by rating/reviewing us on iTunes.

Brigid and Kellie finally abide by the unwritten law that requires all podcasts to cover true crime with a look at each zodiac sign’s most notorious murderers. Highlights include a review of the academic literature on astrology and murder (03:40 - 09:35), a controversial take about which zodiac sign has committed the most interesting murders (33:50 - 46:00), a primer on Ed Gein jokes (01:00:20 - 01:01:40), and some important breaking news (01:27:15 - 01:29:45). Do you know someone who got away with murder(s)? Please send their date, time, and location of birth to us at @ItsHandledPod or by rating/reviewing us on iTunes so that we can do their birth chart.

In honor of Pisces season, Brigid and Kellie take you on a tour of the notable Pisces we know and love but occasionally dislike. Highlights include some speculation on Kelsey Grammer’s innermost thoughts and feelings (12:10-15:00); thoughts on some divisive Pisces sports personalities (30:50-37:30), reality stars (45:05-48:20), and political figures (48:20-52:00); and our discovery of the Ultimate Pisces (1:00:30). Are you a Pisces who wants to give us more insight into the Pisces mind or a non-Pisces with strong Pisces takes of your own? Talk to us at @ItsHandledPod and by rating/reviewing us on iTunes.

Brigid and Kellie present our first-ever installment of It’s Handled After Dark, featuring all the wild late-night tangents from our Oscars conversation. Topics include -- but are not limited to -- Best Pictures that are objectively not the best (0:35-4:00 and 10:10-11:55), Adam Sandler movies (6:45-8:10), dogs (8:10-10:10), a follow-up Arrested Development/Jerryworld take (15:30-17:00), and a certain delusional sheriff (17:00-22:40). Please send help. Preferably at @ItsHandledPod or by rating/reviewing us on iTunes.

In this very special Oscars episode, Brigid -- who has seen five nominated films -- and Kellie -- who has seen half of one nominated film -- discuss the sun signs of 2016’s acting nominees (up to 1:10:00) and our predictions for who will win each major category (starting at 1:10:00). Highlights include a timely airing of grievances about the 2008 Oscars (22:35-25:25), our wildly different perceptions of Ryan Gosling and Viggo Mortensen (41:25-45:50), and some theories about Jennifer Aniston’s daily life and endorsement deals (1:08:00-1:09:40). Want to ask us questions about pop culture astrology or heckle us for how embarrassingly wrong our Oscars predictions turned out to be? Get at us at @ItsHandledPod and by rating/reviewing us on iTunes.

In honor of Lucille Bluth’s induction into the NFL Hall of Fame, Brigid and Kellie borrow some takes from Brigid’s brother and expand our theory that Jerryworld is real-life Arrested Development. We also share some concerns about Joe Buck (14:50-17:50), some grievances about our own football team (32:30-35:00), and some strong feelings about frozen yogurt and frozen custard (46:15-51:20). And we have theme music now, like a real, professional podcast! Want to suggest future astrological deep dives or share your own comparison between a sports organization and a television family? Share them with us at @ItsHandledPod and by rating/reviewing us on iTunes.

In honor of Beyonce’s big news, Brigid and Kellie do a deep dive on the infamous sign of the twins: Noted Geminis. After a review of the people responsible for negative Gemini stereotypes (7:45-16:00), we talk about some hilariously obvious Geminis (16:00-28:30) and our personal least favorite Geminis (28:30-30:50). Then we discuss some beloved pop culture figures who rehabilitate the Noted Gemini image (30:50-49:50) as well as Celine Dion, who is not a Gemini (40:00-43:45). Want to suggest future astrological deep dives or point out some Noted Gemini takes we neglected? Share them with us at @ItsHandledPod and by rating/reviewing us on iTunes.

Brigid and Kellie present a very special and very belated Signmates Supersode, a wine-inspired discussion of celebrities who share our birth chart characteristics (and, as always, several dozen tangential topics). We start with an extensive review of weirdos with Virgo Suns and/or Scorpio Moons (11:25-23:00), an astrological explanation of Kellie’s kinships with Jason Garrett (27:15-29:45) and John McEnroe (29:45-37:20), and some hot takes about NBA coaches (43:00- 50:00). Then we discuss 2016 head coach firings (50:00-53:35) and the Dallas Cowboys (53:35-58:30), present a dramatic reading from Jim Harbaugh’s birth chart (1:11:55-1:17:30), and share our NFL postseason traumas (1:22:40-1:24:20). Have any suggestions for future astrological deep dive? Share them with us at @ItsHandledPod and by rating/reviewing us on iTunes.

Brigid and Kellie present Head Coach Zodiac II: Electric Boogaloo. This sequel includes a reflection on the veracity of astrology and the MBTI (10:15-14:45), dramatic readings of Patriots Wikipedia (15:15-19:45) and a Pete Carroll Q&A (23:00-29:00), and some hot fire baseball takes (38:00-45:30). Have any suggestions for future astrological deep dives or impassioned defenses of Noted Geminis? Share them with us at @ItsHandledPod and by rating/reviewing us on iTunes. NOTABLE HEAD COACH ZODIAC SIGNS: Aries: Bill Belichick, Jack del Rio, Jason Garrett, Adam Gase, Mike McCoy, Andy Reid Taurus: N/A Gemini: Mike Holmgren, Mike Zimmer Cancer: Gus Bradley, Jimmy Johnson, Ben McAdoo Leo: Gary Kubiak Virgo: Tom Coughlin, Marvin Lewis, Dan Quinn Libra: Bruce Arians, Hue Jackson, John Harbaugh, Chuck Pagano, Mike Pettine Scorpio: Todd Bowles, Mike McCarthy, Mike Mularkey, Bill O’Brien Sagittarius: Chip Kelly, Rex Ryan Capricorn: Jim Caldwell, Jim Harbaugh, Sean Payton, Ron Rivera Aquarius: John Fox, Dirk Koetter, Doug Peterson Pisces: Jeff Fisher, Jay Gruden, Mike Tomlin

This week, Brigid and Kellie continue our journey into the world of sports astrology with a look at NFL head coaches’ zodiac signs and their compatibility with their starting quarterbacks. This week’s tangential highlights include a quick Shondaland update from Brigid (1:30-4:40), some quality Tom Coughlin #content (34:40), and a voice memo breaking news report about the Minnesota Vikings from Kellie (57:40). NOTABLE HEAD COACH ZODIAC SIGNS: Aries: Bill Belichick, Jack del Rio, Jason Garrett, Adam Gase, Mike McCoy, Andy Reid Taurus: N/A Gemini: Mike Holmgren, Mike Zimmer Cancer: Gus Bradley, Jimmy Johnson, Ben McAdoo Leo: Gary Kubiak Virgo: Tom Coughlin, Marvin Lewis, Dan Quinn Libra: Bruce Arians, Hue Jackson, John Harbaugh, Chuck Pagano, Mike Pettine Scorpio: Todd Bowles, Mike McCarthy, Mike Mularkey, Bill O’Brien Sagittarius: Chip Kelly, Rex Ryan Capricorn: Jim Caldwell, Jim Harbaugh, Sean Payton, Ron Rivera Aquarius: John Fox, Dirk Koetter, Doug Peterson Pisces: Jeff Fisher, Jay Gruden, Mike Tomlin