It's Just Good Business!

In which our heroes hop on their dirt bikes, round up the rowdiest teens they can find, and patrol a factory looking for trouble as Dad pitches a vigilante teen security company. We grieve for the adult security guards of the past, try to find the right location for teens to patrol, and do plenty of whooping. Dad suggests a rowdy teen presidential motorcade, Ryder has only ever been to chill 21sts, and Jackson is just scared of teens unpredictability. So attempt to break and enter, encounter some dangerous whooping teens, and immediately give up your life of crime. Its just good business.Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can start training up youths today.And don’t forget to check out our new YouTube channel; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw and sign up to lootcrate.com/letmedie and use the code letmedie to get some sweet sweet dollars off your next subscription!

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In which our heroes become overcome with anger, don’t know what to do with it, so visit a licensed professional as Jackson pitches a fighting brothel. We imagine fighting nan, try to figure out if we’d rather be beat or slapped, and basically just steal an idea already done by the Japanese. Ryder is too peaceful to use the service, Dad finds the whole thing unethical, and Jackson just wants to train people to take a beating. So take out all your pent up rage on an individual who is getting paid an hourly wage with a dental plan. It’s just good business!Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can start punching our potential employees in the face today.

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In which our heroes go out shopping, become bored and tired, and require a place to rest as Ryder pitches a Dad Lounge. We talk about a Dads love of frugality, suggest a train, and briefly discuss our hatred of queues. Jackson is all for Dad solidarity, Dad discusses his own personal experiences, and Ryder never wanted to call it a Dad Lounge in the first place. So take a load off, chuck on the fishing, and wait for your partner to come round with the corresponding ticket. It’s just good business!Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can start pitching this to shopping centres today.

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In which our heroes chuck on their costumes, grab their plastic pumpkins, and go door to door as Jackson and Ryder pitch a Halloween Businesses each. We talk the poor quality of children’s costumes, discuss the different kinds of werewolves, and confuse Shrek and Frankenstein. Ryder attempts to make everyones halloween a smoother, more accessible experience, Jackson provides children costumes out of the back of a truck, and Mum and Dad are mysteriously absent this All Hallows Eve. So keep an eye out for ghosts, get a massive candy haul, and throw toilet paper all over the house of a curmudgeonly old man. It’s just good business.Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can start looking for a van today.In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.

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In which our heroes do away with food, do away with flavour, and dive headfirst into eating like a dog as Jackson pitches a Human Kibble. We use the testimony of Buddhists, worry about Kibble with Lime, and find ourselves with a useless kitchen. Dad feels like people wont sacrifice pleasure for health, Mum wants a loaf instead of Kibble, and Jackson just accidentally destroys the economy. So close your restaurant, let all your cows loose, and shake your fist at Jackson for making your industry defunct. Its just good business.Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can start manufacturing today.In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.

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In which our heroes get stuck at the doctors office, get bored at the hairdresser, and get tired of waiting for their colonoscopy as Dad pitches an Uber for everything. We discuss roadside surgery, get haircuts on the highway, and get educated on the way to work. Dad is all about efficiency, Jackson wants to do everything all at once, and Mum just wants a physicist on call. So find yourself with not much time on your hands, a bum heart, and messy hair and then try to sort it all out as you drive to work. Its just good business.Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can start putting together our fleet of workers.In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.

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In which our heroes get hired by a client, go to an open house, and raise merry hell as Jackson pitches a Property Devaluer. We talk the price of fake vans, orchestrate fights, and attempt to avoid the realtor. Dad worries for the home owner, Mum advocates for faking miracles, Jackson stuffs his pockets with shrimp, and Ryder just learns that he would buy a house based on the presence of a good cheese platter. So smuggle a rat into a stranger’s house, vomit pretty much wherever you want, and then introduce some black mould. It’s just good business!Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can start advanced lessons in hooliganism.In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.

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In which our heroes set out on a long drive, turn on their GPS, and then get incredibly lonely as dad pitches A Car Mate. We try to come up with the ideal name, become too attached to our car friend, and attempt to figure out the parameters of artificial intelligence. Ryder wants his Car Mate to be a weird girl, Mum hates the Cloud, Jackson worries about the feelings of his Car Mate, and Dad just wonders if falling in love with your car would become normalised. So plug in your Passenger, grow far too attached to the disembodied voice of your car, and then try not to fall in love. It’s just good business!Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can start funding this AI today.In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.

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In which our heroes seek out their lookalikes, are astounded when they find them, realise they don’t know what to do next, and start to panic as Jackson pitches A Business of Doppelgängers. We try to figure out how many other us’s there are, talk a lot of shit about Ryder, and live the life of a nordic fisherman. Mum shuts Jackson down right off the bat, Dad doesn’t see the point in finding your doppelgängers, Ryder is in it for the pranks, and Jackson just wishes all his businesses didn’t become reality tv shows. So find six other people on earth who are identical to you, gather together in one location, and then sit around trying to figure out what your next step is. It’s just good business.Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can help Jackson produce Who do I think I am?

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In which our heroes suffer from toothache, tussle with plaque, and  do nothing about it as Jackson pitches a casual dentist. We come up with a nicer sounding drill, work Netflix into the business, and talk a lot of shit about dentists. Ryder thinks dental assistants are smug, Dad wants the whole thing to be over quickly, Jackson wants people to spend hours at the dental office, and Mum just wishes they’d bring back laughing gas. So lie back, say ahh, and let a mate fiddle around with your chompers. It’s just good business.Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can help train dentists on how to be nonjudgemental.

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