It's Just Good Business!

In which our heroes gather all the extended family, chuck them in a house, and turn on the cameras as Ryder pitches a Familial Big Brother. We discuss the buying capabilities of children, wonder how long a family could survive, and try to remember Big Brother’s sleeping arrangements. Dad worries about the ethical implications, Jackson doesn’t want to get stuck with Nan on games night, and Ryder just wants to show off his impressive Big Brother knowledge. So get ready to tear your aunt in half over some fabricated drama. Its just good business.Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can help tear a family apart.

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In which our heroes hire out a theatre hall, charge entry, and display the mundane as Dad pitches a bit of a pot luck before falling on Stuff Live. We discuss our issues with the art community, explore the fridges of others, and explain the plot of How to Eat Fried Worms. Ryder shows off his intimate knowledge of the family washing machine, Jackson tries to justify his desire to watch an obese person get washed, and Dad just wants to play potluck with his business ideas. So roll right up, enter the big tent and watch a person get their hair cut. its just good business.Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can help Dad purchase a sign that says "it's not art?"

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In which our heroes train for months, become the best in their chosen field, and represent their country as Dad pitches A Novelty Olympics. We discuss the strategy involved in pass the parcel, suggest a flaming egg and spoon instead of a torch, and explain ghosties. Ryder is an arms dealer, Jackson wants to chuck out the gold, silver and bronze medals, Mum wants to see the Whizzy-Dizz as an olympic sport, and Dad just wants to take over the actual Olympics. So tie your legs together, yell marco, and see how long you can hold your breath. You’re representing your country out there and that’s just good business!Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can begin the intensive training of our athletes.

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In which our heroes turn on the tv, tune in to their favourite episode, and then become lonely as Ryder pitches a Movie Friend. We question our movie friends fondness for our favourite shows, worry that something will get stolen, and once again steal ubers business model. Jackson feels like the movie friends are getting a bum deal, mum feels uncomfortable having a stranger in the house, dad is curious about the price structure, and Ryder is just furious when people don’t invest. So arrive at a strangers house, sit down to an episode of Pretty Little Liars, and act as interested as humanly possible. Its just good business. Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can teach Ryder how to respond to customer complaints.

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In which our heroes get lonely, struggle to make friends, and require some avian company as Jackson pitches A Parrot Friend. We discuss the waywardness of the parrot, suggest alternate parrot careers, and the benefits of selling to the lonely. Ryder has no time for Jackson's pitch, Dad struggles to time his parrot correctly, and Jackson just wishes everyone could see him for the altruistic saint that he is. So decide on some key phrases you'd like your parrot to know, try and program into your parrot important dates, and then get angry that your parrot learned swears. It's just good business.Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can help dad use a parrot as a calendar.

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In which our heroes become nervous, begin to panic, and then seek blind assurance from a total stranger as Ryder pitches: Ringasurance. We discuss the moral quagmire employees will have to face, do our best soothing voices, and once again bend the definition of legal. Jackson wonders what their take on herbal medicine would be, Dad makes for a wonderful employee, and Ryder just wishes he could do a good ringing sound. So put your mind at rest, give us a ring, and let us tell you that whatever decision your about to make is absolutely the best one no matter what don't even worry. It's just good business.Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can teach Ryder how to make a bring-bring sound.

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In which our heroes consider their next grand venture, have some doubts, so get a team of experts to make the decision for them as Dad pitches a five minute life. We discuss the glut of terrible authors, decide weather or not to become a pilot, and attempt to cheat Dads system. Dad attempts to integrate his business into the school system, Ryder imagines it as being a necessity for getting a job, and Jackson just wonders if deciding peoples lives in five minutes is such a good idea. So think of something you wanna do, write a five minute pitch as to why you’d be perfect at it, and get judged by a panel of experts who get to officially decide if your good enough. It’s just good business!Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can ensure five minute life is part of every resume.

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In which our heroes purchase a property, have some trouble with teens, and decide they need to employ some good old fashioned scare tactics as Jackson pitches a haunted property. We discuss the thoughts of crackheads, teach security guards spook-skills, and wonder if threatening someone is a crime when it obviously is. Jackson doesn't quite know what he's pitching, Dad shares his opinions on country museums, and Ryder just wants to eat some delicious chips without being disturbed. So jump in the Mystery Machine, grab your Scooby Snacks, and experience a business based almost entirely on the premise of Scooby Doo. It's just good business!Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can start spook-ifying your place of home or business.

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In which our heroes forget their bread, step in dog poop, and lose their keys as Dad pitches a small problem superhero. We try to figure out the small-problem problem areas, envisage a world where everyone is constantly monitored by a guy making sure you don't forget your wallet, and then attempt to figure out the cost of breeding people for their vigilance. Mum imagines an Orwellian nightmare, Jackson wonders how much making a superhero puts you back, Ryder calls Jackson out on his incompetence, and Dad just wants an actual super powered being and doesn't really care about the business side of things. So put on your special goggles, go shopping, and rest easy knowing you'll never get skim milk when you meant to get regular. It's just good business.Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can start selecting participants.

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In which our heroes develop feelings, get nervous, and require a third party go between as Ryder pitches a crush catcher. We discuss the need for outside help, the horror of having your crush asked out by your mum, and children that look like gnomes. Jackson can't help but imagine crush catchers as looking like old men, mum finds the whole thing slightly creepy, dad wants the crush catcher to go the extra mile, and Ryder just wishes people would pay attention to his original pitch. So finish your day job, check in with dispatch, and head to the nearest high school to tell some kid that some other kid finds them attractive for like 16 dollars an hour. It's just good business!Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can help pay for the crush catchers fuel.

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