It's Just Good Business!

In which our heroes come out of the oven, are placed on a wooden chopping board, and cut up for sandwiches as the Baly Family tries to reinvent bread. We rank the necessities, try to figure out what a tween is, and question the structural integrity of a bread based jacket. Jackson explains smartphones to his father, Ryder reuses a pitch, and Dad just can't see the problems inherent in using your bowl of soup to dip in your soup. So forget the old bread, it's a thing of the past, new bread is where it's at. (New bread is just old bread but different.)Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can help Ryder come up with a different pitch.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/.

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In which our heroes observe Mr and Mrs Johnson having marital problems, ignore the obvious course of action and instead suggest a desert island marriage counsellor. We discuss the boar situation, wonder if you can survive off nothing but coconuts and keep mentioning Jim Carrey movies. Ryder reckons people will hold out for maccas, Dad suggests illegally closing off a beach instead and Jackson just wants to force a divorce. So build a shelter out of palm leaves, bond over the terrible things that are happening and island the problem away. Re-enact that Tom Hanks film but this time with love instead of a volleyball, and that’s just good business!Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can buy this island.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and vote for us in the Podcast Awards here...

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In which our heroes regress to infant-hood, do their best to get comfy, and commute to work as Dad pitches the Man Pram and Pram Madame. We discuss the difficulty in having a stroller deemed roadworthy, the unfortunate question of wiping, and decide dock-workers would make the most appropriate nannies. Jackson wonders if the world would ever really be ready for adult-prams, Ryder hires a maxi-pram for him and the boys, and Dad just wants his sons to know how hard he had it in his day. So climb aboard, set your course for the park, and pretend to be a baby I guess. It's 100% comfort guaranteed and that’s just good business!.Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can start funding this hair-brained idea.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and vote for us in the Podcast Awards here...

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In which our heroes develop artificial intelligence, create sustainable mechanical bodies, and then use it all to make a servant as they all pitch a Robot Butler. We discuss the need for legs, briefly touch on the uncanny valley, and describe how big a shoebox is. Ryder is willing to let people fall in love with his creation, Dad creates a robot that hates itself, and Jackson just embarrasses himself at the robotics convention. So let a dangerous AI into your home, give it full access to your things, and just hope it doesn't end in bloody murder and robot existential crisis's, even though it definitely will. That’s just good business!Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can start producing butlers by the truckfull.

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In which our heroes buy a ticket, board a boat, and shed their old identity for a new one as Ryder pitches a be who you want cruise. We express our feelings on Jonathans, explore some negative stereotypes about booksellers, and talk about the spirituality of Space. Dad wants desperately to be Tarzan, Jackson thinks he could do a better job with a bus and a box full of wigs, and Ryder just ends up bitter and angry that no one likes his idea. So breathe in that salty sea air, throw on a Hawaiian shirt, and adopt the name Jai for the next week, either way it's just good business.Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can start looking for Ryder’s perfect hundred-million dollar yacht

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In which our heroes are given a choice, find themselves without the necessary faculties to make a decision, and attempt to hire a third party to guide them as Jackson pitches a Decision Maker. We discuss the various grades of decision, euthanising nan, and give a historical perspective on the decision making profession. Jackson thinks a decision maker is a 24/7 deal, Dad doesn't want the decision maker to get into trouble, and Ryder just wants to bring god into it. So call up, pay a hefty $5.50 a minute, and get your decisions made for you, either way it's just good business.Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can can help Jon Baly sign a record deal.

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In which our heroes look down at their bodies, shake their heads, and decide to get some exercise as we pitch different gyms. We discuss the merits of Gatorade, explain the game of brandy, and work out just enough to hit par. Dad wants to harness the power of gym junkies, Jackson wants their to be more games of chasey in his fitness regime, and Ryder just criticises Jackson's fire-making abilities. So work those muscles, pump that iron, and try not to accidentally cause a circus to happen. It's just good business.Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can can help make Ryder’s dream of making a burger, healthfood, and gym trifecta a reality.

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In which our heroes take a look at the distance between the dining table and the fridge, look down at their own garbage legs, and decide there has to be a better way as Ryder pitches The Chair-Easy. We consider giving the chairs personalities, discuss the benefits of chorizo based advertising, and count the amount of times Ryder eats a killer python. Dad reminds Ryder that electric wheelchairs already exist, Jackson is worried about Quick-Jimmy down the road, and Ryder just refuses to innovate. So give up, let your legs atrophy, and spend a good part of your life in a moving chair. It’s just good business.Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can start producing the only chair you'll ever need.

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In which our heroes hit retirement age, find the pension lacking, and seek employment doing what they do best as Jackson pitches Rent-a-Nan. We discuss the exploitation of grandparents, the dangers of punk nans, and try to trade our nans for cash. Ryder wants to know what upgrades are available, Dad is worried that Jackson is an unethical business man, and Jackson just thinks he's doing the nans a favour! So call one of our many roving nans, get yourself a fresh apple pie, and try not to think about how similar this is to an escort service. Or don’t. Either way, it's just good business.Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 you can help pay nans to do what they already do.The annual podcast awards are open for nominations so just head to http://www.podcastawards.com and nominate your favourite show and let’s see if we can get them on the list!

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In which our heroes grow up, forget how to have fun, but then open up the toy box as Dad and Mum pitch a toy for grownups. We discuss modular apartment sets, inflatable tunnels, and explain LARPing. Dad wants to teach adults how to play again, Mum says some choice things about Antonio, Ryder paints a disturbing picture of Glen’s life, and Jackson just wants a post-moon astronaut action figure. So invite your friends around, choose your favourite modern stereotype, and try to rediscover your ability to play pretend. Either way, it's just good business.Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 you can get these dolls on the production line.

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