It's Just Good Business!

In which our heroes attend a camp, commit a murder, then find out the murder was all staged and become a stronger team as a result, as Jackson pitches a Dark Secrets Retreat. We wonder what's wrong with our sales team, find out which employees are disloyal, and try to figure out a way to commit the perfect (fake) murder. Dad calls Jackson out, Ryder wants to know what happens when you go for the second year, and Jackson just worries about his eventual negative yelp review. So pack up your stuff, wave goodbye to your family, prepare for the greatest summer ever and then experience a pretty terrible event. Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 you can help fund the therapy required to mend some severe mental damages.

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In which our heroes part with their loved ones, split their possessions two ways, but decide they should still celebrate, as Dad pitches a Reverse Wedding. We discuss the bonus of another party, duck as the flower girl throws rocks at us, and prepare for the eventual brawl. Jackson struggles to imagine a market, Ryder does his best to perform the ceremony, and Dad just wants everyone to know he could have pitched a cafe. So become incredible close to your scrapbooker, get withdrawal when they eventually leave, and go back and hire him for another year. It's just good business.Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can start looking for a place prepared for a brawl.

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In which our heroes get out the glue and scissors, pick up a candy wrapper, and place it in their scrapbook as Jackson pitches a Personal Scrapbooker. We discuss the awkwardness of having a person with us 24/7, try to recall "the crocodile bar", and try not to commit murder. Dad doesn't want anyone present during intimate times, Ryder thinks it would make a pretty good present, and Jackson just realises he's made a terrible mistake. So become incredible close to your scrapbooker, get withdrawal when they eventually leave, and go back and hire him for another year. Or don’t. Either way, it's just good business!Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can help Jackson record the lives of the incredibly rich.

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In which our heroes smash their axes against their shields, fire their flintlock pistols, and hop in their flying cars as Ryder pitches a Viking Land, a Pirate Land, and a Future Land. We discuss the necessity of the waiver, subject tourists to the stocks, and join a raiding party. Jackson focusses too much of his attention on Future Land, Dad feels entitled to a raiding party, and Ryder just wants to make a jelly that tastes like chops. So hoe into a future steak, make sure to call your phone a future phone so as to avoid punishment, and then retire to your spa and hotel. The only thing that separates them is time or costumes. Either way, it’s just good business!Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can help Ryder make the three greatest parks ever created.

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In which our heroes strap on sweat bands, realise they need to get into shape and then run straight into a maze as Jackson pitches the Fitness Maze. We discuss the logistics of moving hedges, the psychological damage of being held prisoner and remember that rain exists. Dad is worried this is one of his ideas, Ryder keeps comparing it to Hunger Games and Jackson just wants to be a fat bully. So give Jackson your full support as he looks to ruin people physically and mentally in the name of weight loss, or don't, because you have morals. Either way, it's just good business! Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can help these us lose weight!

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In which our heroes put on their Santa hats, put out some milk and cookies, decorate the tree and pitch three Holiday Businesses for our Christmas special! We discuss the need for Santa to have a security detail, the importance of drug testing Santa, and bemoan societies reliance on signs. Ryder provides the homeless with the opportunity to reinforce a child’s belief, Jackson wants the ultimate Christmas factory and Dad just wants to create a global mythology. So drink up your eggnog, keep the Christmas Dream alive, avoid ratty children, and one up your neighbour. We’re going to try and bring back the true meaning of Christmas; punishment. It's just Good Business. Want to help hire river goblins to punish your dumb kid? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll send a one around and whatever happens after that isn't on us.

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In which our heroes attempt to get spiritual, ruin a child’s birthday and cause trauma as Dad pitches a Murderous Cafe. We discuss the ethical consequences of animal murder, get shady about eating whole chickens and just ruin Trevor's special day. Jackson needs help with the butchering, Dad wants customers to really experience their steaks and Ryder gives a no straight off the bat. So give Dad money for his incredibly dangerous cafe and fund crimes, or don't, either way, that’s just good business! Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can start preparing the livestock.

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In which our heroes ignore their customers, start fights, and insult patrons as Dad pitches a Rude Cafe. We discuss the price of a lettuce, the benefits of hiring convicts, and sweet revenge. Jackson suggests a meth lab as an alternative, Dad is a man before his time, and Ryder is just having none of it. So give nan a ring, don't tell her too many details, and prepare for a night of fun. It's a win win, or a win lose or a lose lose, either way, that’s just good business!?? Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can start looking for convicts with the ideal rap sheet.??

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A new series in which our Baly branded heroes take their considerable collective savvy to the business world. Today, Big Daddy Baly pitches a business without the business to his skeptic sons Jackson and Ryder, who are very concerned with the bicycle to mango smoothie exchange rate and worry about crushing debt. But when you've got a bunch of random stuff to trade, who needs money? That's just good business. Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can stick it to the man.

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In which our heroes give you a taste of things to come.

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