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In which lockdown hits hard; I buy a ****ing spiraliser; I also buy a shit load of flour; we discuss how it's really quite horribly tough right now; I reminisce over some of my more random lockdown purchases; poor Jamie has a run in with some nose pore strips; I am a total dick in pursuit of beauty perfection; I contemplate making Christmas dinner in a bikini and share my gravy-making secrets (not a metaphor); Jamie has a hair cut; Mr IKINTST and I have a bonding experience; and I probably won't be submitting my audition tape for The Good Life any time soon.