[[:encoded, "The Shack is Christian propaganda movie with an impressive cast that still doesn't do much to clear up what exactly The Holy Ghost is. Jason and Todd talk about being terrified of getting older and bigger, Charles Grodin, and how confusing Christianity is."]]

[[:encoded, "Killer Sofa is a New Zealand movie about a murderous piece of furniture that is clearly a chair and not a sofa. No matter, because there is much to discuss, including somebody's upcoming colonoscopy. Enjoy!"]]

[[:encoded, "The Witch Who Came from the Sea is a movie about a lady who murders dudes because of a horrible thing that happened when she was a kid. No matter, Jason and Todd are just excited to have recorded their first ever live episode, and they are so stoked about it they don't shut up for an epic three whole hours. Look. They do it for them. Not you."]]

[[:encoded, "Killdozer is a movie about a bulldozer that gets possessed by an evil space rock. Jason and Todd are not sure they haven't done this movie on the podcast before, and they aren't sure they won't do it again. What they are sure of, is this movie is pure television magic. Clint Walker!"]]

[[:encoded, "Staying Alive is a sequel to Saturday Night Fever that was directed by Sylvester Stallone and ends with John Travolta telling his girlfriend to back off so he can \"strut.\" In addition to marveling about this bizarre dance movie, Jason and Todd talk about vaccine chasers, how society indoctrinates us with certain prejudices that screw up our taste in movies, and then they trade stories about turning in papers on time."]]

[[:encoded, "Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw is a movie about a former child preacher and a future Wonder Woman going on a road trip crime spree. Doesn't matter, though, because Jason and Todd talk about other stuff, like politics and feeling intellectually superior, and they don't even shut up when Wonder Woman is naked. I mean, come on, right? Happy Christmas!"]]

[[:encoded, "Intimate Agony is a TV movie from 1983 that is a lot like Jaws, except instead of a shark terrorizing a vacation island, it's a an outbreak of herpes. Be warned that Jason will discuss in detail his own experiences with VD, and Todd will probably giggle about Jason's misfortune because he is a total dick. Anyway, let truth by your Judith Light, and set down with these two idiots for a dose of it."]]

[[:encoded, "Strays is a movie starring Timothy Busfield about a bunch of murderous alley cats. Jason talks about Busfield, Todd talks about Kathleen Quinlan, and they both agree cats are too cute to be scary even though we know they will bite you right in the eyebrow out of nowhere sometimes."]]

[[:encoded, "Vivarium is a movie about two young beautiful people stuck in the suburbs because of nerdy aliens. It hits a little two close to home for Jason and Todd who, while perhaps not young and beautiful, are stuck in the suburbs. So they talk about Bill and Ted 3, TV movies of the week, and sending children to their deaths."]]

[[:encoded, "Double Jeopardy is a movie starring a lady whose career was killed by a Hollywood monster. Jason and Todd watch it for the second time in a row due to technical malfunctions, so really this is Double Double Jeopardy. Is double double jeopardy even legal? These guys do not care, and proceed to talk about movies from the fifties versus the eighties, VP picks, and the virtues of choosing a cocaine habit over gainful employment. The boys are back together! Well, virtually, anyway."]]