[[:encoded, "8 Million Ways To Die is an eighties movie about an alcoholic cop played by Jeff Bridges, who has to deal with both Andy Garcia and the luminous Rosanna Arquette, but nowhere near 8 million possible deaths. Jason and Todd of course talk about alcoholic cop movies and try to construct a perfect triple feature, then talk about how genuinely horrible it is that Harvey Weinstein took such great performers like Arquette from our screens, and even more of course, killer cat movies. Rock out with this one, babies!"]]

[[:encoded, "1990: The Bronx Warriors is a spaghetti hybrid of Mad Max and The Warriors, has an angry Fred Williamson, and tons of crazy action. Jason and Todd take it all in while talking impeachment hearings, an old John Cusack movie, and the how one might handle being smarter than everyone else. Italy!"]]

[[:encoded, "Who? is not just a question, but also a movie. It stars Elliott Gould and a tinker tin man potential soldier spy. Most of it takes place in boardrooms. Or bored rooms? Anyway, it's perfect for Jason and Todd, because they love talking, whether it be in boardrooms or lounging on the daybed in Todd's office. It must be summertime! Anyway, mostly they talk about Us and old sketch comedy movies."]]

[[:encoded, "The Seventh Son is a movie about the seventh son of a seventh son, we guess, but it's really hard to understand a word Jeff Bridges is saying. Words you can understand are supplied by Jason and Todd, who talk about other bad movies that'd rather be watching and what an actual alien invasion would do to the political divide in the United States. Also, they talk about their weight."]]

[[:encoded, "Moonfire is a movie that at first seems to be about an astronaut who crashes his capsule on the Mexican ranch of a nazi living in hiding, but then it is really mostly about Charles Napier driving a big rig with no shirt on. Jason and Todd touch on the greatness of Napier, the genius of Andy Robinson who is not in this movie, and also the problem with shrinks who come from overseas to save America. Trucks!"]]

[[:encoded, "Gender Bender is a gross-out comedy made by professional stand-up comics about the horrors faced by a group of men who wake up with vaginas. This one particularly gets under Jason's skin and he vows revenge, but still he feels guilty about not supporting Todd's career. Todd's plumbing is all messed up, so he is too numb with house owner consumer debt to feel anything. Stay until the end to hear what the boys think of the Netflix movie for boys called Triple Frontier. Oh yeah, and Jason literally screams because of a scene with Gilbert Gottfried in the movie. Good luck!"]]

Cop is a movie with everyone's favorite right wingnut James Woods and it is grizzly and gross. Jason and Todd of course talk about the star's odd look, get distracted by Los Angeles locations, and try to figure out what the hell they're going to do if Trump gets his stupid wall. Happy New Year!

[[:encoded, "Cop is a movie with everyone's favorite right wingnut James Woods and it is grizzly and gross. Jason and Todd of course talk about the star's odd look, get distracted by Los Angeles locations, and try to figure out what the hell they're going to do if Trump gets his stupid wall. Happy New Year!"]]

Cop is a movie with everyone's favorite right wingnut James Woods and it is grizzly and gross. Jason and Todd of course talk about the star's odd look, get distracted by Los Angeles locations, and try to figure out what the hell they're going to do if Trump gets his stupid wall. Happy New Year!

[[:encoded, "Wild Things is an exploitative Floridian thriller about Matt Dillon committing sex crimes. Jason and Todd talk about real sex crimes, alligators, and play a fun new game called, \"What would you do?\" Also, they spread love and holiday cheer."]]