The Last Resort is an oddly star-studded low budget eighties exploitation-ish sex comedy starring Charles Grodin. But who cares about that, can you believe this episode came out right after that last one? I mean, within minutes! Damn, Jason and Todd have come roaring back like a bad case of hemorrhoids.

Humanoids from the deep is a reprehensible movie about gross mutated fish men attacking a town and getting all rapey. Yuck, man. Anyway, Jason and Todd are back to talk through this piece of shit in the first part of a same-day, two episode double feature release featuring Roger Corman productions which we swear we totally planned on purpose. Was that a run-on sentence? It was, wasn't it?

[[:encoded, "The Last Resort is an oddly star-studded low budget eighties exploitation-ish sex comedy starring Charles Grodin. But who cares about that, can you believe this episode came out right after that last one? I mean, within minutes! Damn, Jason and Todd have come roaring back like a bad case of hemorrhoids."]]

The Last Resort is an oddly star-studded low budget eighties exploitation-ish sex comedy starring Charles Grodin. But who cares about that, can you believe this episode came out right after that last one? I mean, within minutes! Damn, Jason and Todd have come roaring back like a bad case of hemorrhoids.

[[:encoded, "Humanoids from the deep is a reprehensible movie about gross mutated fish men attacking a town and getting all rapey. Yuck, man. Anyway, Jason and Todd are back to talk through this piece of shit in the first part of a same-day, two episode double feature release featuring Roger Corman productions which we swear we totally planned on purpose. Was that a run-on sentence? It was, wasn't it?"]]

Humanoids from the deep is a reprehensible movie about gross mutated fish men attacking a town and getting all rapey. Yuck, man. Anyway, Jason and Todd are back to talk through this piece of shit in the first part of a same-day, two episode double feature release featuring Roger Corman productions which we swear we totally planned on purpose. Was that a run-on sentence? It was, wasn't it?

[[:encoded, "Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf is everything you could want in a movie sequel that jettisons the satire of the original to make room for plenty of soft core porn action. Doesn't matter at all, though, because Jason and Todd don't have lycanthrope sisters and have many other things to talk about, and Jason has to read a disturbing story by Todd's kid. Happy summer."]]

[[:encoded, "Wolf Guy is an old movie from a land far, far away that has a bunch of naked ladies, gore, and Sonny Chiba. Todd can't keep up with Jason's selection this episode because there really is too much talking to do while trying to read subtitles, but no matter. Politics, Ridley Scott movies, and weird stories abound, so the movie doesn't make a damn bit of difference."]]

[[:encoded, "The Baby is a weird and creepy exploitation movie with no actual babies in it, but it does have some toddlers with Downs Syndrome. This particular entry was brought to Jason and Todd by special guest Steve Skelton, who graces the podcast with a special story about Van Damme and Roger Moore. Jason talks about Stargate. Todd just sits there. Enjoy!"]]

[[:encoded, "Shark Night is a movie about river sharks and snuff films. Jason doesn't care for it, Todd thinks it's delightful, and this of course leads to debates about politics, racism, sexism, and a whole litany of things that these two old jackasses have no business discussing. You put on a bad movie about sharks, and this is the kind of armchair politics you are asking for!"]]