Frogs is a movie that has Sam Elliot, but it is not a movie that has a lot of frogs. It's got a couple frogs, but a shitload of toads, a handful of lizards, and waaaaaaaaay too many snakes. Plus alligators. And racism, I'm pretty sure. Doesn't matter, because Jason and Todd barely pay attention to the boring dialogue BECAUSE THEY ARE SAVING THE FUCKING WORLD. (Now that I've expended so much energy writing this stupid blurb, I'm going to treat myself to a screening of The Big Lebowski. In which Elliot has a proper mustache.)

[[:encoded, "Castle Freak, simply put, is a movie about a castle with a freak in it. It does not go well for the people in the castle, but Jason and Todd kind of enjoy it in all its Stuart Gordon grossness and Jeffrey Combs funness, at least when their heads aren't up there own asses with their weird, pointless opinions."]]

[[:encoded, "The Swarm is a movie with Michael Caine, Katharine Ross, that old just who used to build model airplanes with Jimmy Stewart, and...oh yeah, bees. If you thought The Last Jedi wasn't long enough and had too many pictures, this it the podcast for you. Jason and Todd talk and talk and talk so you can stay home alone on New Year's Eve and still be bothered by a couple of yahoos."]]

[[:encoded, "The Swarm is a movie with Michael Caine, Katharine Ross, that old dude who used to make model airplanes with Jimmy Stewart in complete silence, and...oh, yeah...bees. If you thought The Last Jedi wasn't long enough and had too many visuals, boy do we have the podcast for you! Jason and Todd talk and talk and talk and talk so you can stay home New Year's Eve completely alone and still have company you don't really want."]]

[[:encoded, "The Assignment is a thriller by legendary Hollywood guy Walter Hill, and stars Michelle Rodriguez as a man who gets turned into Michelle Rodriguez. There's lots of nudity to make Jason happy, but he's kind of grumpy anyway, and he and Todd get into long conversations about how men are dirtbags and we're all going to hell. Enjoy!"]]

[[:encoded, "The Valley of the Gwangi is a bad movie that was close to the heart of the wonderful Susan Tankersley. This one is for her."]]

[[:encoded, "The Super Inframan is one of those Japanes kaiju movies, except it's Chinese. It's wonderfully colorful and the guys in monster suits are really spazzy. Jason and Todd talk other bad movies, fist fights, church shootings, great character actors, and politics all while half-watching this piece of low-rent garbage unfold. Sexy."]]

[[:encoded, "Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal is a movie about a rock concert on an airplane that somehow goes horribly wrong. It's running time is only ninety minutes, but this podcast runs two full hours because a special guest drops in in the form of Todd's roofer. Jason and Todd's roofer essentially fall in love, and leave Todd alone to fend for himself. Enjoy!"]]

[[:encoded, "White Comanche is a movie where William Shatner gets in fights with William Shatner, and one of them thinks he is Comanche for some dumb reason. What better way to celebrate the 50th episode of a podcast with a listenership in the low 20s? (That's numbers, not age.) Jason and Todd talk about a lot of stuff on this one, very little having to do with Comanches, regardless of the color they are."]]

[[:encoded, "The Naked Cage was one of the last gasps of the subgenre of sexploitation known as \"women in prison films.\" After last episode's space walnuts, Todd thought it'd be nice to watch one of the most offensively exploitative films from the infamous Cannon Group of the 80s. Turns out a parade of naked ladies makes Jason and Todd fight less. Who knew?"]]