[[:encoded, "The Big Trees is NOT a movie about a bunch of murderous trees seeking revenge on the human race. Instead, it is about strip logging. Even the good guys are strip loggers. It is really, really dumb. And Kirk Douglas never stops smiling. This movie is Jason's revenge for having to watch Ice Pirates. He doesn't just get revenge on Todd, but his whole damn family. It's insidious."]]

The Big Trees is NOT a movie about a bunch of murderous trees seeking revenge on the human race. Instead, it is about strip logging. Even the good guys are strip loggers. It is really, really dumb. And Kirk Douglas never stops smiling. This movie is Jason's revenge for having to watch Ice Pirates. He doesn't just get revenge on Todd, but his whole damn family. It's insidious.

The Big Trees is NOT a movie about a bunch of murderous trees seeking revenge on the human race. Instead, it is about strip logging. Even the good guys are strip loggers. It is really, really dumb. And Kirk Douglas never stops smiling. This movie is Jason's revenge for having to watch Ice Pirates. He doesn't just get revenge on Todd, but his whole damn family. It's insidious.

[[:encoded, "The Ice Pirates is a dumb parody movie that Todd likes for some reason. Because Jason is in another state, Todd forces Jason to watch said Ice Pirates with friend of the show Susan Tankersley while he sits quietly by himself, chuckling about how much Jason is going to squirm through this one. Enjoy, folks!"]]

[[:encoded, "Beach Balls is one of those eighties movies about a bunch of jerks trying to get laid on Venice Beach. It takes place mostly in one room due to a limited budget. Doesn't really matter, because Jason and Todd are here to talk about entirely unrelated nonsense. Have a great summer!"]]

[[:encoded, "Beach Balls is one of those movies from the 80s about douchebags trying to get laid at Venice Beach. Most of it takes place in one room because it is wildly low budget. It makes Jason kinda mad, but no matter, because there are plenty of unrelated topics of discussion to hassle with while the movie goes. And goes. And goes..."]]

[[:encoded, "The Tormentors is about a bunch of bikers who do bad, bad things. They are a bunch of jerks, really. Jason and Todd are jerks in their own way, and they make that clear as they yammer about wildly politically incorrect things while equally terrible things happen on the screen in front of them. Jason finds the whole podcast thing distasteful. Todd is okay with it."]]

[[:encoded, "Jaws the Revenge is the Jaws movie where the shark got all personal. Science currently says they don't do that, but whatever. Luckily, this movie isn't weighed down by mesmerizing performances by people like Roy Scheider, so Jason and Todd have plenty of down time to talk about themselves. Really, really nice."]]

[[:encoded, "Jaws 3 was originally called Jaws 3-D because it was in 3-D but it isn't in 3-D anymore so it is just Jaws 3. Jason saw it in 3-D when it was released in the theater. Todd did not, but he had really wanted to. Doesn't matter, though, because all that matters is the now and we are in the now. Lou Gossett, Jr.!"]]

[[:encoded, "Ghosts Can't Do It is the actual name of a film that Jason and Todd talk through until suddenly Donald Trump shows up in a cameo and they completely freak out. That's right, your favorite monthly podcast with two guys and a lousy movie is back! Jason reads a poem and rereads last month's short story from Todd's kid. Todd talks about getting old and dying. It's fun!"]]