[[:encoded, "Panic in the Year Zero is a very old movie about nuclear devastation in Los Angeles. Basically, a family drives around, stopping at a bunch of stores to stock up for the post-apocalypse. It's right up Todd's alley, but surprisingly was picked by Jason. Doesn't really matter, though, because they mostly talk about other things."]]

[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd talk about the films of Toby Hooper, the wonder of Ted Levine's voice, and the bowel trouble that can be caused by off-brand sugar cereals. They somehow manage do all this while The Mangler, a movie about a killer laundry machine, unfolds before them. If you love listening to the self-indulgence of others for two straight hours, this is the podcast for you!"]]

[[:encoded, "This time, Jason and Todd talk incessantly through the Uwe Boll classic Bloodrayne. Meatloaf has an orgy! Michael Madsen looks glum! And is that...Ghandi?! Doesn't matter, because Jason and Todd really talk about completely unrelated nonsense."]]

[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd start the new year off with a special picture: Devil In The Flesh 2. Why is it special? Todd is in it. Jason is of course super critical of Todd's performance, and the podcast ends in tears. That's entertainment!"]]

[[:encoded, "Gamera may be invincible, but Jason and Todd are not. Still, they plow ahead with talking through this old kid-friendly Godzilla rip-off movie, touching on everything from what Jason is looking forward to seeing at the movies in 2015 to Jason's favorite Jack-in-the-Box meal. Todd says stuff, too. Happy holidays!"]]

[[:encoded, "There's this movie called Tiptoes. Once the shock of wondering who green lit this thing wears off, you're left with boring. So as it plays out, Jason and Todd wind up talking about Patricia Arquette's hotness, Total Recall, sinuses, and then Jason urges everyone to stop listening to this dumb podcast. But you have to get near the end before he brings that up. Very sneaky."]]

[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd sit down to take in Carnosaur 2, which leads them to discussions about character actors in Los Angeles theater, poorly behaved L.A. Theater patrons, that guy from Tales of the Gold Monkey, and dumb looking dinosaurs. They also manage to remember some names. Which is good for them. They are old."]]

[[:encoded, "This time, Jason and Todd talk through the original seventies version of The Killer Elite. James Caan and Robert Duvall directed by Sam Pekinpah? How could that not be an action fan's dream? It ain't. Jason tortures Todd with this movie from Todd's favorite genre, all while they discuss the state of film, the state of the nation, and probably something about the state of modern sexuality. This is the only podcast about movies with both Jason and Todd in addition to things that have nothing to do with movies. So. Yeah. The only one."]]

[[:encoded, "It's Jason's turn to be tortured by Todd, and Todd gets him good! They sit through more than two hours of Speed 2: Cruise Control, a movie that was supposed to kill the careers of everyone involved (maybe only Sandra Bullock ultimately survived.) They talk about their love for Jason Patrick, the creep factor of sexualized children in Hollywood movies, and why Jason feels like a dung heap. It's enthralling!"]]

[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd are back! They missed you as much as you missed them, so they've returned with a special treat. This time, they talk about everything from bad diets to bad CGI while watching Gargoyles: Wings of Darkness. What's so special about that? Well, Jason happens to actually be in the movie. Listen and get ready to have your mind blown! Or at least lulled into a deep and satisfying sleep."]]