There's only one storyteller we would trust to pitch a Dark Universe reimagining of Jaws, one of the greatest films of all time: filmmaker and YouTube star Patrick Willems joins us from Cannes, France to share his vision of the most ill-advised movie remake of all time! Plus, learn about the time Patrick met Tom Cruise at the premiere of the latest Mission: Impossible movie, and learn the history of the Nick Morton Funko Pop!

RELEVANT TIMESTAMPS 00:00:00 - Start 00:20:10 - Patrick’s Aborted Dark Universe Video 00:26:56 - The Nick Morton Funko Pop 00:30:04 - The Mummy 2017 Relitigated 00:41:33 - Meeting Tom Cruise 00:49:40 - Is Richard Dreyfuss Hot? (NOTE: We recorded this bit before Dreyfuss went on his crazy sexist and transphobic rant at a Jaws screening) 00:55:20 - Patrick’s Jaws Pitch 01:47:31 - Plugs!