Jeff Bezos got married and it was somehow both a $64 million event and deeply tacky. We’re breaking down the foam party, the Friday ceremony (??), and a wedding aisle carpet that screamed “startup office in 2012.” Meanwhile, Katy Perry skipped the wedding, but her ex Orlando Bloom didn’t — and yes, it’s giving drama.

We also get into:

• Gen Z interns and their lack of eye contact

• A Norwegian tourist deported over a JD Vance meme (yes, really)

• A Canadian lunch lady who hired kids to beat up a 4th grader

• Sydney Sweeney’s breakup

• Anna Wintour stepping down from Vogue

• And young people in China paying to pretend they have jobs (it’s giving prestige LARPing)

It’s another unhinged week on The DoomScroll Diaries. Let’s get into it.

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