This week Casey discovers that “Everyone is covered in poop,” H creates “Digital Storage Wars,” and Henn gets into the Gingerbread Game!

We love you and there’s nothing you can do about it.

“I hit myself so hard in the face.”

#AnkleCancer #NoThanksSkeleToes

Absence make the Cokes go staler dum-dums. This week H and Vit-C get crack into a can of classic topics - Name Cokes, LBJ’s brother Ted, and Tatooine’s own Windy and Deak!!!

“Rutherford B. Hayes had a wiener dog named Satan.”

“[Henning] got Rippley’d.”

#Windy #Deak #TeacherFrank #WhiteCokes #RockCokes

We Love You and There’s Nothing You Can Do About It.

If you don’t like this one, we’ll send you to the moon. Oh, not bothered by that? Well heed these little new-found factoids you swirlys; perhaps you’ll reconsider:

1. The Moon is the new Australia.

2. The Moon is hollow and full of pedophiles.

3. JFK is on the moon bare-knuckle boxing those pedophiles.

4. Kevin Spacey is pitching a sitcom up there.

5. JFK has a snake bottom.

Still wanna go?.. That’s what we thought. Now go melt a cherry chap-stick and throw it on ya motha!

“am I a jorts man?”

#HenningBomaye! #HenningBomaye! #HenningBomaye!!!

Listen in as the Jerks take you on an audio tour of Rip City! Visit with the “Queerly Canadians.” Take a gander at a living meme of “Big Chunga.” And, don’t forget to nude-toot some cheeba at “Chong’s and Wrong’s Wang and Bush!”

Congrats to Henning, Erin, Claire, and Oscar!”

“SEND THEM BACK! SEND THEM BACK!.. to California.”

#ScampStamp #Bob #RecyclingMoney #DumpShaming” #RonChunt

This one’s been a long time coming… It’s our first official Musk-bosh! But fear not, Dr. Toilet was on the case plunging this one back from the depths of audio-obscurity; and thank Dom cuz this one has stories of toleration, Dreyfus, In Living Color, and LOAFS!

“Give me a few squeaks turd.”

#BlackCoffee