Jerk Practice

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Jerk Practice episodes

September 09, 2019 Who Gives a SH*T
Listen in as H regales the Jerks with tales of grape-scum: Learns the likes of short-legged Big Ron, money-confused Runyon, and the Veremonter’s sensative skin.
We Love You and… Who Give’s a Shit.
“Pepper me movies with dinks!”
#WhoGivesAShit #BigRon
Be sure to tune in next week to Harvest B point 0 with a very special guest, Mama Bavaria!
1 hr 35 min
September 01, 2019 Episode 124 - 2 4 1 Hot Dogs
This week Casey discovers that “Everyone is covered in poop,” H creates “Digital Storage Wars,” and Henn gets into the Gingerbread Game!
We love you and there’s nothing you can do about it.
“I hit myself so hard in the face.”
#AnkleCancer #NoThanksSkeleToes
1 hr 22 min
September 01, 2019 Episode 124 - 2 4 1 Hot Dogs
This week Casey discovers that “Everyone is covered in poop,” H creates “Digital Storage Wars,” and Henn gets into the Gingerbread Game!
We love you and there’s nothing you can do about it.
“I hit myself so hard in the face.”
#AnkleCancer #NoThanksSkeleToes
1 hr 22 min
August 18, 2019 Episode 123 - Teacher Frank’s Rock Cokes.
Absence make the Cokes go staler dum-dums. This week H and Vit-C get crack into a can of classic topics - Name Cokes, LBJ’s brother Ted, and Tatooine’s own Windy and Deak!!!
“Rutherford B. Hayes had a wiener dog named Satan.”
“[Henning] got Rippley’d.”
#Windy #Deak #TeacherFrank #WhiteCokes #RockCokes
We Love You and There’s Nothing You Can Do About It.
1 hr 47 min
August 18, 2019 Episode 123 - Teacher Frank’s Rock Cokes.
Absence make the Cokes go staler dum-dums. This week H and Vit-C get crack into a can of classic topics - Name Cokes, LBJ’s brother Ted, and Tatooine’s own Windy and Deak!!!
“Rutherford B. Hayes had a wiener dog named Satan.”
“[Henning] got Rippley’d.”
#Windy #Deak #TeacherFrank #WhiteCokes #RockCokes
We Love You and There’s Nothing You Can Do About It.
1 hr 47 min
July 26, 2019 Episode 122 - Carl Sagan Could Sell a Blind Man the Sky
If you don’t like this one, we’ll send you to the moon. Oh, not bothered by that? Well heed these little new-found factoids you swirlys; perhaps you’ll reconsider:
1. The Moon is the new Australia.
2. The Moon is hollow and full of pedophiles.
3. JFK is on the moon bare-knuckle boxing those pedophiles.
4. Kevin Spacey is pitching a sitcom up there.
5. JFK has a snake bottom.
Still wanna go?.. That’s what we thought. Now go melt a cherry chap-stick and throw it on ya motha!
“am I a jorts man?”
#HenningBomaye! #HenningBomaye! #HenningBomaye!!!
1 hr 40 min
July 26, 2019 Episode 122 - Carl Sagan Could Sell a Blind Man the Sky
If you don’t like this one, we’ll send you to the moon. Oh, not bothered by that? Well heed these little new-found factoids you swirlys; perhaps you’ll reconsider:
1.The Moon is the new Australia.
2.The Moon is hollow and full of pedophiles.
3.JFK is on the moon bare-knuckle boxing those pedophiles.
4.Kevin Spacey is pitching a sitcom up there.
5.JFK has a snake bottom.
Still wanna go?.. That’s what we thought. Now go melt a cherry chap-stick and throw it on ya motha!
“am I a jorts man?”
#HenningBomaye! #HenningBomaye! #HenningBomaye!!!
1 hr 40 min
July 21, 2019 Episode 121 - Portland: Soy Curls and Marion Berries! (@Doug Litos)
Listen in as the Jerks take you on an audio tour of Rip City! Visit with the “Queerly Canadians.” Take a gander at a living meme of “Big Chunga.” And, don’t forget to nude-toot some cheeba at “Chong’s and Wrong’s Wang and Bush!”
Congrats to Henning, Erin, Claire, and Oscar!”
“SEND THEM BACK! SEND THEM BACK!.. to California.”
#ScampStamp #Bob #RecyclingMoney #DumpShaming” #RonChunt
1 hr 46 min
July 21, 2019 Episode 121 - Portland: Soy Curls and Marion Berries! (@Doug Litos)
Listen in as the Jerks take you on an audio tour of Rip City! Visit with the “Queerly Canadians.” Take a gander at a living meme of “Big Chunga.” And, don’t forget to nude-toot some cheeba at “Chong’s and Wrong’s Wang and Bush!”
Congrats to Henning, Erin, Claire, and Oscar!”
“SEND THEM BACK! SEND THEM BACK!.. to California.”
#ScampStamp #Bob #RecyclingMoney #DumpShaming” #RonChunt
1 hr 46 min
July 14, 2019 Episode 120 - Phil Hartman Pet Detective
This one’s been a long time coming… It’s our first official Musk-bosh! But fear not, Dr. Toilet was on the case plunging this one back from the depths of audio-obscurity; and thank Dom cuz this one has stories of toleration, Dreyfus, In Living Color, and LOAFS!
“Give me a few squeaks turd.”
#BlackCoffee
1 hr 34 min