Discover why H is banning double ZZ’s, why the boys are going back to “crypt-ore-currency,” and why the “Colie” is the new selfie!

“I watch me ghosties, I don’t reads ‘em.”

#RideTheEdge

Partially recorded in a bar in the Salt Lake City Airport, so the audio is not great. So,if you are new to the pod maybe go back and listen to some previous episodes. You must build your JP constitution before listening to a car or airport episode. However, if you are a regular listening JERK, get past the audio and understand why “whoever sits on the beef-tongue has a bad boyfriend!”

“You know who else retired from acting? Simon Birch.”

#FlagBlind

Come along with the crew as they begin their latest sketch venture the only way they know how - by dredging up ideas on religion from 2002!

Thanks for the promo Ruby!

“It’s the quietest room I’ve ever been in.”

#21PumpSalute

Listen in as the Back-in-Action Trio of Jerks discuss such riveting topics as - Is TV real? Did 911 also fly into Forrest Gump II? And, how long has Henning been in the “pock of Big GUAC?” Tune in to find the answers to all this and more!

Give this podcast a “brand new life around the bend” by giving us 5 stars on iTunes won’tchu?

“Henning, did you not know that ‘Who’s the Boss’ was scripted?”

“Hey Donald, you’re a f@#$%ng piece of s&*t.”

#Bunstagram #LBJ #Dumpstagram

Careful when you listen to this one, because we have accessed your headphones! Not only will we release what you were listening to (you have good taste ;)) to your closest 11 friends, but we will also send your facial reactions when you hear that Micheal Jordan sold tagless tees as Hitler, why Donny Merona donated money to LaGuardia Community College, and how nothing feels better than that first vomit… We want $19… We only take bitcoin… So please Google bitcoin and tell us how that works.

“Was it too much chili, or was it too much dog?”

#Dadspirins