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Jerk Practice episodes

May 24, 2018 Episode 87 – Signintology.com (featuring Chris Klein)
Drain Bottom
by El Rind Hibbord
-1.
Portion Uno: Pater Geetik.
Randy Horns cried.
She cowered fully clothed, in the middle of the plains. The sky was grand above her. A heated implosion of sand tunneled down to the water under heavy waves. The sky was fluid, the ether steadfast. The ether has the grounding of eternity in peacetimes when suction pushes back on suction, and the tranquility is thrown in haste more commonplace than stillness. The ether dimmed, dry as dust.
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“Geronimo stole my phone!”
#GurgiandLinus
1 hr 58 min
May 12, 2018 Episode 86 – Lakes v. Oceans
The Jerks are asking the tough questions, like when will virtual water skiing catch on? Can MAGA Freddy Krueger save America from its nightmares? And, were there gay people in the Civil War?..
P.S. Everyone must watch “The Week Of” before the next episode! Is Adam Sandler the new Andy Kaufman?...
If you like what you heard (and aren’t a Lake Person), you may also like our other pod, Have a Good Night Court, available where all podcasts can be found. Also join the Atlantic North-East conversation at https://www.facebook.com/jerkpracticepod/
“Honey, did you lick your Oregon rock today?”
#Sanders2020 #HopeyChangey #RainbowClinton #Letsannoytheneighbors
2 hr 1 min
May 12, 2018 Episode 86 – Lakes v. Oceans
The Jerk-fecta is back in full force, and they’re takin’ names!.. Pole Sitters, Lake People, and Loggies beware!
2 hr 1 min
April 18, 2018 Episode 85 – The Novelization of Captain Ron II
FADE IN:
INT. PODCAST – DAY - NIGHT
Jennette Binkins
“The bitch is horny.”
Hort King
“Let’s skunk this BITCH.”

This week we lost a comedy legend; Harry Anderson. We love him. We love his portrayal of Judge Harry T. Stone. We love Night Court. We love him and his show so much that we record a podcast about it. However, we won’t use his passing to promote ourselves or it. You’ll find it if you want to. He left us to soon.
“I wrote on Queer as Folk!”
#FightingOverShoes
1 hr 31 min
April 18, 2018 Episode 85 – The Novelization of Captain Ron II
FADE IN:
INT. PODCAST – DAY - NIGHT
Jennette Binkins
“The bitch is horny.”
Hort King
“Let’s skunk this BITCH.”
This week we lost a comedy legend; Harry Anderson. We love him. We love his portrayal of Judge Harry T. Stone. We love Night Court. We love him and his show so much that we record a podcast about it. However, we won’t use his passing to promote ourselves or it. You’ll find it if you want to. He left us to soon.
“I wrote on Queer as Folk!”
#FightingOverShoes
1 hr 31 min
April 02, 2018 Episode 84 – We Never Get Chocolate Milk Everyday
Forget the Hot Rod God folder, the Jerks are opening up a new one (35 times?)… We’re talking Dennis from Head of the Class, Physical Fitness Tests, and why it’s always the first inning for Baby Deon.

If you liked the pod (and the baby-themed stories therein) go back and check out some other eps, as well as our other pod “Have a Good Night Court” on Apple Podcast and Google Play. Also join us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/jerkpracticepod/ to see if Fatty Dennis is really the father of that Spears kid.

“My other shoes are wrestleing shoes.”
“Those have to be your gloves”

#BabyDeon
1 hr 38 min
April 02, 2018 Episode 84 – We Never Get Chocolate Milk Everyday
Forget the Hot Rod God folder, the Jerks are opening up a new one (35 times?)… We’re talking Dennis from Head of the Class, Physical Fitness Tests, and why it’s always the first inning for Baby Deon.
If you liked the pod (and the baby-themed stories therein) go back and check out some other eps, as well as our other pod “Have a Good Night Court” on Apple Podcast and Google Play. Also join us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/jerkpracticepod/ to see if Fatty Dennis is really the father of that Spears kid.
“My other shoes are wrestleing shoes.”
“Those have to be your gloves”
#BabyDeon
1 hr 38 min
March 22, 2018 Episode 83 – SisQӧ in Berlin: COMING SOON
The Jerks attempt to get over their brain-flu’s as they honor Steven Hawking… s body double Stevie Hawks />^**&^(##-==-+$#@ THIS IS STEVEN HAWKING. I FEEL COMPELLED TO LEAVE MY HEAVENLY ASTRAL PLANE, AND MY NEXT HIT OFF OF SAGAN’S BONG OF THE IMAGINATION. THESE JERKS BESMIRCHED ME, AND MY GHOST, BY SANDWHICHING ME WITH TALKS OF FRANK THOMAS, SLY STALONE’S BLOWJOB TRUCK, AND “VENTURA ACE: WHEN THE CITY SCREAMS.” THANKFULLY MY REPUATION WAS SAVED WHEN MY BOY HENNBOMB COLDIED MY TAG AND PROVED THAT I AM INDEED THE INVENTOR OF EVOLUTION… GOOD BYE FOR NOW, I HAVE A DATE WITH SOME OF APPLETREE JOHNNY’S PEACH BRANDY.

If you’re for the love of this episode you prostitute, and also love traveling through parallel black holes to visit cubes and ghosts, then you might also like our other podcast – Have a Good Night Court available on Apple Podcasts and Google Play. And, join the National Football League of Science conversation on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/jerkpracticepod/

“So, you’re not a Hershiser man?”
#20for20 #DecadentCreamWealth
1 hr 16 min
March 22, 2018 Episode 83 – SisQӧ in Berlin: COMING SOON
The Jerks attempt to get over their brain-flu’s as they honor Steven Hawking… s body double Stevie Hawks />{[}^**&^(##-==-+$#@ THIS IS STEVEN HAWKING. I FEEL COMPELLED TO LEAVE MY HEAVENLY ASTRAL PLANE, AND MY NEXT HIT OFF OF SAGAN’S BONG OF THE IMAGINATION. THESE JERKS BESMIRCHED ME, AND MY GHOST, BY SANDWHICHING ME WITH TALKS OF FRANK THOMAS, SLY STALONE’S BLOWJOB TRUCK, AND “VENTURA ACE: WHEN THE CITY SCREAMS.” THANKFULLY MY REPUATION WAS SAVED WHEN MY BOY HENNBOMB COLDIED MY TAG AND PROVED THAT I AM INDEED THE INVENTOR OF EVOLUTION… GOOD BYE FOR NOW, I HAVE A DATE WITH SOME OF APPLETREE JOHNNY’S PEACH BRANDY.
If you’re for the love of this episode you prostitute, and also love traveling through parallel black holes to visit cubes and ghosts, then you might also like our other podcast – Have a Good Night Court available on Apple Podcasts and Google Play. And, join the National Football League of Science conversation on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/jerkpracticepod/
“So, you’re not a Hershiser man?”
#20for20 #DecadentCreamWealth
1 hr 16 min
March 16, 2018 Episode 82 – Toiletjuice! Toiletjuice! Toiletjuice!
“Don’t even say his name!” This week Dad A and Dad 1 discuss beetle-boots with jean-shorts, a hobos’ love of hamburgers, and GG Allin – the human version of Skyline Chili!

If you liked what you heard, and you get all your politics from us, be sure to rate and review us on iTunes, and check out our other pod, “Have a Good Night Court” on Apple Podcasts and Google Play! Be sure to join the conversion on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/jerkpracticepod/

“I drank too many gins watchin’ Villanova.”
#PinBuns
1 hr 32 min