This episode is not as gross as it sounds, babies!

How do you design the perfect Public Restroom, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of using a public restroom!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Brown papes

• Silence please

• Pushies only

• Cover your toes

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Hey fam!

Just wanted to pop in for a second!

To say!

Please!

Don't!

Murder!

Anybody!

For any reason!

Thank you!

How do you get away with murder, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, Pope Detectives, and definitely-not-real-murderers, Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of taking a human life, which you should never ever do for any reason!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Eat 'em

• Ted Cruz

• Do not leave your alibi in the hands of Matthew Lillard

• And also one more time please don't kill anybody

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But seriously please don't kill anybody.

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How do you design the perfect Backyard BBQ, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of backyard barbecues!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Shrek only

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Do you, the listener, take us, Jabu, to be your two favorite boys?

Something tells us you're wondering about the perfect way to P the Q? Welp, your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of popping the question!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Arthur's big nasty family

• No instruments please

• Soak it up

• Grim Reaper horse

• SUPER SPECIAL BONUS JABU FLASHBACK: The Werterpark Debate

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WE'RE BACK!

How do you find the perfect way to Beat the Heat, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of beating the heat!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Merch

• Who is the boss of milkshake?

• Magic Wabu's Magic Beer

• Layer Up

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DO YOU WANT TO BELIEVE???!?!?

What are the best elements of the Paranormal, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of the paranormal!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Aliums

• Sarsquartch

• Nessica

• Frankunshtun's doctor

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How do you design the perfect Buffet, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of buffets!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Big Bed Energy

• There can only be one

• Mama mia, churrascaria

• Take a Lap. Make a Plan. Harmonize.

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Weeeeeeeee've beeeeen expectinggggg youuu!!!!!!!

How do you design the perfect Hotel, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of hotels!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Werter shoes

• Icepocalypse

• Foreign pork loin

• Spa boyz

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WE ARE ALL SINNERS!

But how do you design the perfect Sin, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of sin!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Too much spice

• Sin-abon

• Gentleman rogues

• Club Sizz

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How do you throw the perfect Sleepover, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of sleepovers!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• VERY SPECIAL GUEST Annie Clark is in the building!

• Secrets

• Nicky Nicky Nine Doors

• Late night fruit

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