Lana Turner is Mommie Dearest lite as she imitates a human being and tortures her maid.

An ugly duckling whose mother sounds like Barry White only goes after swans who are out of her league that don't wanna touch her.

Three closeted lesbians and a nose need Prozac.

Cher isn't wearing a mask she just hadn't had any plastic surgery yet.

Nicolas Cage before he got his hand amputated in Moonstruck.

Marilyn Manson, Celia, Weston, and Alanis Morissette, walk into a bar and have a baby.

A behind the scenes look at Madonna before she got weird.

A well-to-do white woman gets divorced and throws up on the street.

A youthful snapshot of future QAnon members, right after they hit puberty in the 1950s.

Why HAVEN'T you checked the children? I mean, he's psychotic but isn't that the only thing you have to do besides raid the fridge and talk on the phone?