Muriel has left porpoise spit to hang out with Aunt Lydia and worship one of Satan's nephews.

The stupidest people alive stalk their stalker by sewage pipe while the most gifted psychic alive is ignored and listens to golden oldies.

Carol Burnett is an American actress, comedian, singer, and writer. She is best known for her groundbreaking comedy variety show The Carol Burnett Show, which originally aired on CBS. It was one of the first of its kind to be hosted by a woman. She has achieved success on stage, television and film in varying genres including dramatic and comedic roles. She has received numerous accolades including six Primetime Emmy Awards, a Tony Award, a Grammy Award, and seven Golden Globe Awards. Burnett was awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2005, the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor in 2013 and the Screen Actors Guild Life Achievement Award in 2015.

McDahmer's Happy Meal: Prostate burger with cheese and medium finger fries! With toy mannequin miniature - collect them all!

A contest to decide the filthiest people alive, and a dog who makes sure that no one goes hungry.

Once this serial killer sees call-girl Jane Fonda's shag haircut, there is no stopping him.

Al Pacino robs a Brooklyn bank where the employees all sweat a lot. Attica. Attica. Attica.

Rizzo gets a makeover, murders everyone, and marries Lou Grant.

The Doobie Brothers play a concert and Mabel King beats her children with a belt for bootlegging.

If Brooke Shields annoys you, ddon'y worry because you only have to watch her for eight minutes before she gets murdered while dressed as a child bride.