Misery: Kathy Bates plays with James Caan's cock-a-doodie then cuts off his feet.

First Step/ She Drinks a Little* * bit of over half of the 74.1 million 9-liter cases of vodka sold in the United States

Edith Bunker steals a wig (again!) from The B-52's and her son smokes everything but his shoes.

The birthday party would've been great without that dumb nanny hanging around!

Whether it's a beloved horse being shot, a school for the blind burning to the ground, or sexual assault in the woods with a clown mask, nothing warms the heart more than Little House.

Two girls act like they're co-captains of a softball team and live together in Times Square but they're not gay.

Lots of birds attack a small town and none of them ever seem to poop.

Working Girl: Sigourney Weaver brilliantly portrays a Nazi while Melanie Griffith passes out Dim Sum.

If I could turn back time, if I could find a way, I'd wake up Ruth Bader Ginsburg and have her blow away Amy Coney Barrett.

Everyone gets murdered at a sleepaway camp, and it's because of the homosexuals.