Jim and Them

Glasses: Is it about that time to step up to contacts my dude? LASIK!?

San Francisco: Jim is the new Frisco kid with tales of travelling to the Bay area this past week.

Portland: Next stop Portland for the 9/11 BOYS 2018!

YOU SURPRISE ME!, WITH HOW SHIT YOU ARE!, GORDON RAMSAY!, NO KRISTIN!, TREWAY!, DRIPPIN!, MSM!, MAINSTREAM MEDIA!, LAMESTREAM MEDIA!, MAINE STREAM MEDIA!, REVIEWS!, STITCHER!, MEXICO!, MEDICAL INSURANCE!, GLASSES!, CONTACTS!, PRESCRIPTION!, EYE DOCTOR!, EXPENSIVE!, EYE EXAM!, LITTLE EYES!, RED EYES!, SWITCH IT UP!, TECHNIQUES!, LASIK!, LASERS!, JESSICA SIMPSON!, REALITY SHOW!, SQUIRT!, GOING DOWN!, SAN FRANCISCO!, TRIP!, WEEKEND!, HOMELESS!, PARKS!, BUMS!, FECES!, SHIT!, CITY LIFE!, NEEDLES!, SMELLS OF SHIT!, CHINATOWN!, FINANCIAL DISTRICT!, DIRTY BUMS!, TUMBLEWEEDS!, DRUNKS!, CARDBOARD APARTMENT!, TOKYO!, PACIFIC WHARF!, ARCADE MUSEUM!, SCAMMED!, WALT DISNEY!, DISNEY FAMILY MUSEUM!, SAD MICKEY!, SAD DONALD DUCK!, HITLER!, PROPAGANDA!, WORLD WAR 1!, GOLDEN GATE B...

Ogus Tales: Brutal Sushi calls in with an Ogus story which prompts some Ogus strolls down memory lane.

Venom Trailer: Does the new Venom trailer change our minds on this movie!? Spoiler: NO

Hollyweed: Is Kevin Smith back!? Does he deserve our pledges to make his web series happen!? Spoiler: We end up having to cleanse the palette.

I AM GROOT!, I AM STEVE ROGERS!, THE CLASH!, TRAIN IN VAIN!, HEROES!, BABYMAN!, NATIONAL PARKS!, FREESTYLE!, MOVIEPASS JIM!, MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!, SHOWTIME DELETED!, NO SHOWTIMES AVAILABLE!, BABY GENIUSES!, INVENTORY!, BRUTAL SUSHI!, OGUS!, STORY!, HIT AND RUN!, BABY VILLAIN!, BABY HERO!, THE SICK RIPPER!, MURDERER!, GARDEN!, WOMEN!, WILD BILL DEV!, WILLIAM DEVIN!, MATRIX RELOADED!, SEARS!, PAUL LEMIEUX!, LEOJ!, PASSWORD!, HITMAN!, MURDER!, RAZOR BLADE!, BOSTON!, HOUSE PARTY!, LIT!, GAS STATION!, WAKEUP!, COKEHEAD!, RESPONSIBILITY!, MURDERED!, VAN!, VENOM TRAILER!, MONOLOGUE!, AWFUL!, CRINGE!, TOM HARDY!, DONNIE DARKO!, VOICE!, WEIRD!, PAYCHECK!, EAT AR...

Baby Man: We have Baby Man in the building, gracing us with his presence with tales of Flint, Michigan and traipsing across the country

Alex Jones: Alex Jones has been booted from many a social media! Facebook, Spotify, Youtube and Apple Podcasts. FALSE FLAG!? Also Voodoo Donuts is a sex trafficking front!?

Keke/Shiggy/In My Feelings Challenge: Will Smith a once A-LIST actor is desperate for a viral video, what a fucking weirdo. Also keke challenge fails.

I’LL GET THAT ARM! AVENGERS INFINITY WAR!, THANKS IN ADVANCE!, DELICIOUS PIZZA!, FREE!, REVIEWS!, BABY MAN!, NO KRISTIN!, RETUBERATING!, WHAT THE FUCK!, DOORBELL!, CLIPBOARD!, NEST!, FLINT MICHIGAN!, DIRTY WATER!, BELL’S PALSY JIM!, DRINKABLE!, FILTERED!, WELL WATER!, COWBOY TOWN!, MIRACLES VIDEO!, BACK CATALOG!, LIVE SHOW!, JOE BERRY!, LONG AND WINDING ROAD!, NATIONAL PARKS!, BADLANDS!, MOUNT RUSHMORE!, UNEMPLOYMENT!, COLLEGE!, PIZZAGATE!, ALEX JONES!, BANNED!, FALSE FLAG!, CONSPIRACY!, SOCIAL MEDIA!, INFOWARS!, APPLE!, SPOTIFY!...

Warlock’s Question: We take a look back at a classic Jim and Them question from a crazy warlock as it pertains to this week’s news.

80 POUND BALLS: A man is living the life of Riley as he drag his fat ass sack around his house all day.

Boonkgang Attention Whoring and 2 Chainz’s Sex Dolls: Boonk Gang desperately trying to stay in the spotlight and 2 Chainz inspecting expensive sex dolls.

FUCKED ME FOUR TIMES!, I SWALLOWED YOUR CUM!, VANILLA SKY!, NOT A GAME!, DAVEED DIGGS!, BLINDSPOTTING!, ROAD TO 600!, DIARRHEA MOUTH!, HOT BEEF!, DYSENTERY!, MUNG!, E-40!, YOU AND THAT MONKEY!, DEEP WEB!, DAN SCHNEIDER IS A PEDO MONSTER COMMENTS JIM!, JUST AS BAD AS HE IS!, PERVY!, CREEPY!, GETTING HER PUSSY EATEN BY AN ADULT!, TOO MUCH!, NOT FUNNY!, MOLESTATION!, HATE MIKE!, OLD SCHOOL JIM AND THEM!, WARLOCK!, BIG BALLS!, SMALL BALLS!, JAKE SPRAGUE!, CURSE!, QUESTION!, HATE IT OR LOVE IT!, STACKING THE DECK!, 80 POUND!, FAT ASS HOG!, LITTLE DICK!, DRAGGING BALLS!, NAKED!, DRAG AROUND!, PANTS!, P...

James Gunn: I know you are tired of hearing about it, but is it too little too late!? Moviepass: Are the reports of Moviepass's death greatly exaggerated!? Scott Baio & Pepperoni: Scott Baio is determined for us to not forget that he's a rapist and Pepperoni has a birthday, it's July 3rd THE SWEET AIN'T AS SWEET!, VANILLA SKY!, A-HOLES!, GUARDIANS!, THE NEW GUARDIANS!, PRODUCED BY JAMES GUNN!, DON'T WORRY!, RING THAT BELL!, EMAIL ALERTS!, KNOCK KNOCK!, NEST!, FAVORITE JOKES!, REVIEWS!, GET A HINT!, WE ARE GROOT!, INFINITY WAR!, SPECIAL FEATURES!, DIRECTOR'S ROUNDTABLE!, JOSS WHEDON!, RUSSO BROTHERS!, JON FAVREAU!, RYAN COOGLER!, PEYTON REED!, TAIKA WAITITI!, JAKE!, HATE THAT GUY!, THOR RAGNAROK!, ROGUE ONE!, FUN HATE!, THE BIG BANG THEORY!, CRINGE!, ROGUE ONE!, STAR WARS!, SECRET BET!, WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS!, BELL'S PALSY!, MOCKUMENTARY!, LAUGH!, AMERICAN VANDAL!, HALF LAUGHING!, HALF MY FACE!, GUARDIANS 3!, COMEBACK!, CAST LETTER!, ZOE SALDANA!, CHRIS PRATT!, BAUTISTA!, MOVIEPASS!, DEATH!, NO MONEY!, MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!, FANDANGO!, RESERVED SEATS!, 9.95 A MONTH!, A MOVIE A DAY!, AMC STUBS A-LIST!, SELL DATA!, BUILD SUBSCRIBER BASE!, LEVERAGE!, STUDIOS!, THEATERS!, UP THE PRICES!, MISSING SHOWTIMES!, BROKEN APP!, GAMEFLY!, THE SPY WHO DUMPED ME!, REDDIT!, SINEMIA!, HELMET!, FIRED!, CLEANUP!, MANAGER!, CRAZY!, AMC DOLBY!, CUT THE LINE!, PEASANT LINE!, COKE FREESTYLE!, JUST SHILLING!, MUNG!, SCOTT BAIO!, NICOLE EGGERT!, PRESS CONFERENCE!, METOO!, RAPE!, ASSAULT!, POLYGRAPH!, SETTLEMENT!, ACCUSERS!, WHIP YOUR DICK OUT!, ROTHLISBERGER!, KOBE BRYANT!, LIE DETECTOR TEST!, ASK FOR A LAWYER!, HOSTAGE SITUATION!, RANSOM!, KIDNAPPING!, SHORT TERM!, PEPPERONI!, LIZARD!, BIRTHDAY!, GHOUL!, FATTY GHOUL!, JULY 3RD!, REVIEW BRUH!, GENIUS!, LIVESTREAM!, HUNGRY CHAP! CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD JIM AND THEM #550 PART 1 RIGHT HERE!

Michelle Obama Is A Man?: Going through some of the comments on our Woke Show video and we find another video that apparently shows Michelle's dick! A Thousand Miles: Is the Vanessa Carlton classic the next big thing in hip hop!? WE SAY YES! Your Boy Blue: We can't help but check in on our favorite drunk uncle of the Juggalos journey to sobriety. QUIRKY!, RETARDED!, TULLY!, ELVIS COSTELLO!, RADIO RADIO!, GAY DREAM!, SEXY!, CRUSH!, STRAIGHT DREAM!, LOVE SIMON!, YAAS!, JAPANESE STAR WARS!, EVERY COMMENT ON OUR WOKE SHOW MICHELLE OBAMA IS A MAN VIDEO!, SHUT THE FUCK UP!, IDIOTS!, TWO ASSHOLES!, COUPLE OF FUCKS!, IRREFUTABLE PROOF THAT MICHELLE OBAMA IS A MAN!, OBNOXIOUS!, ELLEN!, DANCING!, PENIS!, COCK!, BULGE!, BALLS!, DIVA CUP!, FLOPPING!, E-40!, EVIDENCE!, BRUNO MARS!, AH THOUSAND JUGS!, VANESSA CARLTON!, A THOUSAND MILES!, SEXYY RED!, SHINBONE!, PLAKET KET KET!, 100 MILES!, BLEEDING!, GRENADE LAUNCHER!, FAT PUSSY!, SLIDE REMIX!, FREE SMOKE!, FEMALE ARTISTS!, YOUR BOY BLUE!, DONATIONS!, DON'T NEED YOUR DONATIONS!, 33 DAYS!, WALKING!, JUGGALOS!, ICP!, GATHERING!, MARTY JANNETTY!, AA!, HIGHER POWER!, ATHEIST!, MEMES!, INSTAGRAM!, SUICIDE!, RACIST!, SERIAL KILLER!, BLUE!, BLUE DEVIL!, SWASTIKA!, PAINTING NAILS!, CHILD'S PLAY NINJA!, JUGGALO ONLINE!, ZUG ISLAND!, SOBRIETY!, RAGING ALCOHOLIC!, BISEXUAL!, LIFE IS IN SHAMBLES!, FRESH VIDEOS!, YOUTUBE!, ADS!, SUBSCRIBERS!, MONETIZATION!, CRACK!, DRUGS!, SEXUALLY ACTIVE!, GENITAL WARTS! CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD JIM AND THEM #549 PART 2 RIGHT HERE!

Black Community: It's pitching time! We got a brand new idea for a show, it is the show Community but the black version! Also Anthony Anderson beat a woman up!? Chris Hardwick: Chris Hardwick wins! He is back at Talking Dead and we are psyched!? We also talk about the plausibility of the cum in the hair in There's Something About Mary Roseanne: Roseanne is back on Hannity and as crazy as ever! Also Dan Harmon's past comes back to haunt him LIFETIME MOVIE!, WALK WITH A CANE AT THE END!, TULLY!, TWITCH!, BITS!, FEMALE DOGS!, IN HEAT!, WOLF PACK!, USHER!, COMEBACK!, HERPES!, SWEETHEART!, BLACK COMMUNITY!, CAST!, NBC!, COMMUNITY!, CHEVY CHASE!, CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER!, JOEL MCHALE!, NICK CANON!, ALISON BRIE!, TIFFANY HADDISH!, GABRIELLE UNION!, BRITTA!, MELISSA MCCARTHY!, DERS FROM WORKAHOLICS!, ABED!, DANNY PUDI!, RUPAUL!, REAL NAME!, ANTHONY ANDERSON!, BLACK-ISH!, ASSAULT!, BELIEVE MEN!, HOLLYWOOD!, SITCOM STARS!, RAYMOND!, PERFECT STRANGERS!, CHRIS HARDWICK!, POST HARDWICK!, CHLOE DYKSTRA!, HEARST FAMILY!, INVESTIGATION!, AMC!, TALKING DEAD!, SETTLEMENT!, EMOTIONAL ABUSE!, GREY'S ANATOMY!, ELLEN POMPEO!, SUPERNATURAL!, CLEAR YOUR NAME!, JAMES GUNN!, AGENDA!, TAIKA WAITITI!, THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY!, CUM!, RETARDS!, LATE 90S EARLY AUGHTS!, GROSS OUT!, IMPLAUSIBLE!, GAB.AI!, MYXER!, ROSEANNE!, GORILLA!, APES!, SEAN HANNITY!, FOX NEWS!, INTERVIEW!, RACIST!, PEDOPHILIA!, MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES!, UNITED STATES OF TARA!, CRAZY EYES!, MEDS!, HAWAII!, THERAPY!, OLD LADY!, THE CONNORS!, BROWN PEOPLE!, RANCH!, CONTROVERSY!, FAKE NERD CRED!, FAKE MENTAL HEALTH CRED!, ANXIETY!, THE STARTENDER!, SOCIAL MEDIA SYMPATHY!, DAN HARMON!, DARYL!, SHOWTIME!, BABIES!, PEDOPHILE!, FUCK BABIES!, QUEEN!, SASHA BARON COHEN!, AIDS!, GAY!, FREDDY MERCURY!, PICKLE RICK!, PIPPLE RICK!, PITBULL RICK!, JUSTIN ROILAND!, SARAH SILVERMAN!, JURY DUTY!, CHINK!, STARBUCKS!, BEANER! CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD JIM AND THEM #549 PART 1 RIGHT HERE!

Complaining: Complaining about your food is not just an old man's game! Get your gift cards and free food people! Retail: Thanks to the Internet we get to see all kinds of great scumbags yelling about returns and shit they don't know about. Gang Stalking: Some people feel so worthless that they need to believe that everyone else is watching them. WE ARE GROOT!, GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY!, ELVIS COSTELLO!, HIGH FIDELITY!, LAS VEGAS!, EXCESSIVE HEAT WARNING!, HOT BOYS!, TERRY!, INTERVIEW!, EVERYONE IN 2005 JIM!, GREY'S ANATOMY!, THICK TVS!, RAGHEADS!, BEING A PIECE OF SHIT!, RAISING CANE'S!, DRIVE THRU!, CHICKEN!, FRIES!, SOGGY!, UNDERCOOKED!, COMPLAIN!, CHILDREN!, BUSY!, RUSH!, FRYER!, DODGING CALLS!, LAWSUIT!, RAW!, WORRIED!, LIE AND STEAL!, BACKLOG COMPLAINTS!, BURGER KING!, FAKESIES!, FREE BOX COMBO!, POSTMATES!, TWEETS!, BLAZE PIZZA!, LYFT!, WENDY'S!, BLACK FRATERNITY!, SALT BAE!, POP TARTS!, VIRGIN!, SCHLOTZSKY'S!, RETAIL!, ARGUMENTS!, RETURNS!, DUMB BITCH!, MONEY BACK!, GANG STALKING!, STALKERS!, STRANGERS!, UNDER SURVEILLANCE!, PERPARAZZI!, CRAZY EYES!, CREEPY!, ACCIDENT!, DASHCAM!, GLASSES CAM!, RACIST!, SPY GLASSES!, HIT YOUR CAR!, POLICE!, RED!, COLORS!, WATCHERS!, EXHAUSTING!, KOHL'S!, MAN TITS MAKES A VISIT!, PISS!, HEMORRHOID CENTER!, BILLBOARD!, EMOTIONAL!, VLOG!, WORK!, KEEPING RECORDS!, TESTIMONY!, SAY THE WORD STAR!, REPEAT! CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD JIM AND THEM #548 PART 2 RIGHT HERE!

James Gunn: James Gunn is fired from Guardians 3 over old tweets and JIM IS FUCKING HEATED. Taika Waititi: If you think Taika should direct Guardians 3 you are a hack Titans Trailer: Fuck Batman Indeed, also the Charmed reboot coming to CW Spooky Bitches! And the original meta universe from HANGING WITH MR COOPER DIDN'T CHASE THEM AWAY!, TWEETED RAPE JOKES!, GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2!, BITCOIN!, ITUNES!, REVIEWS!, NO MIKE!, HUNGER STRIKE!, JAMES GUNN!, I AM HEATED!, DRINKING COKES!, GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 3!, SCRIPT!, FIRED!, SHITTING BLOOD!, BRIGHT RED!, MAX LANDIS!, TWITTER!, OLD!, SHOCK HUMOR!, DONALD TRUMP!, RUSSIA!, PUTIN!, SKLEEP!, TREASON!, BROTHA FROM ANOTHA MOTHA!, CHRIS HARDWICK!, ROSEANNE!, TAIKA WAITITI!, MARK DUPLASS!, MUMBLECORE!, CREEP!, CREEP 2!, THE LEAGUE!, BEN SHAPIRO!, NON PARTISAN!, NAZI!, HEEB!, CERNOVICH!, TRUMPKINS!, HISTORY!, RAPE JOKES!, PEDO JOKES!, FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER READ!, NOT FUNNY!, DISCUSS THE COMEDIC ELEMENT!, FUNNIEST THINGS I EVER READ!, 2009!, LIKE A G6!, LITTLE PUSSY BOY!, EXPENDABLES!, HARDY BOYS!, FISTED!, JERKLOOSE!, NAMBLA!, RETWEETS!, TRUMP!, ACCUSERS!, SPRAGUE!, HACK!, SCRIPT!, AVA DUVERNY!, FEMALE DIRECTORS!, FUCK EVERYONE!, LEFTIES!, SNOWFLAKE!, MONETARILY!, DELETED!, OFFENSIVE TOPIC OF THE WEEK!, PROJECTING!, 2008-2012 RIP!, LIBRARY OF CONGRESS!, CHEYENNE!, PATREON NAME!, TRAVESTY!, HOW WILL I TELL MY KIDS!?, SCREAMING!, ROCKET!, GROOT!, MANTIS!, TAIKA WAITITI WARS!, REMAKE THE LAST JEDI!, REMAKE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 3!, TAKEN!, MOANA!, JEMAINE CLEMENT!, TROMA MOVIES!, GIVE YOU A PEDO!, SPITE!, ELON MUSK!, PEDO!, TIM HEIDECKER!, VIC BERGER!, GAVIN MCINNES!, PROUD BOYS!, BROS!, QUIT TWITTER!, DC FANBOYS!, DC STREAMING SERVICE!, TITANS TRAILER!, ROBIN!, FUCK BATMAN!, LANGUAGE!, GRITTY!, DARK!, BUFFY!, REBOOT!, INCLUSIVE BUFFY!, BLACK BUFFY!, JOSS WHEDON!, JUSTICE LEAGUE!, CROSSROADS DEMON!, TIMES UP!, ZACK SNYDER!, CHARMED!, REBOOT!, SPOOKY BITCHES!, EFFECTS!, FRUITVALE STATION!, HANGING WITH MR COOPER!, MARK CURRY!, ALAN THICKE!, GROWING PAINS!, MR. SEAVER!, GROWING PAINS SET!, STEVE URKEL!, FAMILY MATTERS!, STEP BY STEP!, JET PACK!, DO THE URKEL!, STEFAN URQUELLE!, PERFECT STRANGERS THEME! CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD JIM AND THEM #548 PART 1 RIGHT HERE!

Fourth Of July: We talk fireworks and the Fourth of July and go for a GIFT OF THE MAGI! Father Update: Jim and Kevin went to see there father and we have an update! Michael Jackson Shopping: We watch an old video of Michael Jackson trying to live a "normal life" in the fakest way and check in on Chris Brown's latest assault. Genital Massages: An autistic hero makes a speech for genital massages and how they should be allowed. Also the police vs. blind person WHAT'S THE PURPOSE!, DON'T EXPECT HAPPINESS!, THE SOPRANOS!, NOTORIOUS B.I.G.!, READY TO DIE!, JUGGALO POP STAGE!, SLAYDY GAGA!, KATY PAIR OF THESE NUTS!, MEET A DINOSAUR IN PERSON!, WON'T GIVE YOU MY MONEY!, SHITLEY PRESSBERG!, WESTWORLD SEASON 2 AS A PERSON JIM!, DEPRESSED!, BULLYING!, LIBERALISM AS A BAD WORD!, THE WEST WING!, FEMINIST FREQUENCY!, RIGHT TO VOTE!, THE NEWSROOM!, FIREWORKS!, FOURTH OF JULY!, SNITCHES!, ILLEGAL FIREWORKS!, M-80S!, MORTARS!, COMPLAINTS!, DANGEROUS!, DOGS!, SCARED!, LOUD!, PTSD!, POST TRAUMATIC STRESS!, VIDEO GAMES!, CALL OF DUTY!, ONE OCTOBER!, DISNEY WORLD!, LIVESTREAM!, GRAND FINALE!, IMPRESSIVE!, NATIONAL TREASURE!, THE FIRST PURGE!, WOKE!, COMMENTARY!, THE HANDMAID'S TALE!, GIFT OF THE MAGI!, WINNER!, BOBBY GOUGH!, MIKE DEPIAZZA!, MERGIM!, PAPA SCAMPS!, FATHER UPDATE!, INCOME!, NOTHING!, SOCIAL SECURITY!, FOOD STAMPS!, CONDO!, GROUP HOME!, GOVERNMENT FACILITY!, WHEELCHAIR!, WALKING!, PROGRESS!, LOOKS BETTER!, ESCAPE!, CIGARETTES!, SMOKE!, PRISON!, ASYLUM FUNDING!, TRAP!, DISCHARGE!, UNSANE!, 2 YEARS 4 MONTHS!, HOW LONG I'VE BEEN HERE!, CONFUSED!, MISSING MEMORY!, OLD WISE MAN!, GOOGLE!, LIVER PAIN!, DAMAGE!, DAD'S GOOGLE HISTORY!, BALANCE!, FLOAT 500!, RETIREMENT!, SHAMELESS!, FRANK GALLAGHER!, CHRISTMAS!, NIGHTMARE!, I'M A GOOD PERSON!, MICHAEL JACKSON SHOPPING!, CHILDHOOD!, MISSING!, REAL LIFE!, GROCERY SHOPPING!, JOE JACKSON!, EVIL FATHER!, CHRIS BROWN!, ARRESTED!, ASSAULT!, WEST PALM BEACH!, WARRANT!, INSTAGRAM!, RUB AND TUG!, LICENSE!, GENITAL MASSAGES!, TOWN MEETING!, ORDINANCE!, AUTISM!, HERE FOR IT!, CITY COUNCIL!, BLIND MAN!, QUIK TRIP!, MISSING EYE!, FAKE EYE!, ATTACKED!, POLICE!, URINAL!, PUSHING!, I'M BLIND!, ASSAULTING AN OFFICER!, THAT THING!, PHOENIX!, GOFUNDME! CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD JIM AND THEM #547 PART 2 RIGHT HERE!