Eggs are amazing, and they get their dues - AT LAST - in today's videogame podcast. Also, we talk about Shenmue 3, that new Darksiders game, and Conrad's true gamer trial.

JOAN DARK and HECTOR SAVAGE fight one expensive monster suit in an otherwise dreary missed opportunity. Everything is here for a hilariously bad b-movie, but sadly the pacing is just too dull.

Fats Crendle performs some of his pool tricks before we discuss D4, Kingdoms of Amalur, Pokemon, and Google's utter nonsense.

One of us is reeling from being on the cover of an extremely limited edition of Deadly Premonition. It's... pretty amazing.

Also, lots of great chat about Yaga, Pokémon, Bum-Bo, and that whole Half-Life VR thing.

We talk about Disney Plus for a bit because that'll help the old SEO won't it? Also, Death Stranding, Sword & Shield, and other things!

Somehow, Billy Zane is in this film. Nothing else worth mentioning is, but we mention it all anyway.

No Ekans? What on EARTH are they thinking with Pokémon Sword & Shield?

Also, Disco Elysium, Blizzard being rubbish, and other things!

On today's packed episode we do more slander, we discuss Modern Warfare, The Outer Worlds, Disco Elysium, Oxygen Not Included, WWE 2K20, and loads more.

Joker is not a hero. If you think he is, you're an idiot.

Also, we talk about things like The Avengers, Control, Sea Salt, and all sorts of early preview games that Laura played.

Imagine all the good we could do with that sweet Bezos dough.

Anyway, let's talk about Blizzard's continued rubbish, Overwatch's shoddy Switch port, The Witcher 3's good Switch port, and Children of Morta.