I should point out that Ian and I are friends, because otherwise this episode would come off really harsh. More than normal.

But anyway, let's hear about human wreckage, being Jason Voorhees for a joke, and Benjamin Button as a film critic.

On this week's episode, Nintendo tries to clarify that Mario doesn't possess anybody. It's worse than that.

Elsewhere, we chat about the weather, Wolfenstein, and more Nintendo bollocks.

The worst movie we've done. Period.

It's E3 time! Podquisition talks about the press briefings and news, as well as how choice Bowser looks now.

Be it Microsoft, Nintendo, Sony, Ubisoft, or EA, we've got all the bollocks for ya!

Ubisoft's new logo looks like a coiled dog turd in the summer heat, so it's the perfect logo, really.

Elsewhere, Greenlight is dead, Splatoon 2's headset shenanigans are perfectly Nintendo, and did we mention Greenlight is dead!?

Is Seaman coming back? We can only bloody hope. It'll be more interesting than Far Cry 5 outrage.

Elsewhere, we talk about the lifespan of jokes, and we chat about Rime, Friday the 13th, and Tekken 7.

A day early, but still a dollar short, your Podquisition crew talks literal bollocks for a good while before trying to talk about some videogames.

Elsewhere, Mario + Rabbids is a thing, as is Destiny 2, and so is avacado toast!

The Spin-off Doctors: House of the Dead II by Jimquisition

The Podquisition crew gain reality-warping powers and use them irresponsibly.

Elsewhere, more Prey talk, discussions about The Surge, and Ubisoft gets its E3 games out early.

Gav joins Iron Maiden and a scary ghost haunts the Podquisition.

Elsewhere, we chat about Prey, Bethesda's putting its trademark foot down again, and something something Vanquish.